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ULM Warhawks @ Longhorns 7PM on LHN - The Mullet Hath Arriveth

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  • Breaking News: Agiye has been fully reinstated to the team after successfully breaking Ewers car out of the tow lot.

  • USNALonghorn
    USNALonghorn

    You mean a freshman that’s surrounded by underclassmen won’t be ready to take on the most dominant team in history of CFB by week 2????  

  • Huckleberry
    Huckleberry

    Anyone actually thinking we don't look any better than last year, this is our last year OL and QB in right now. 

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2 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

I see Sarks vision, but unless Quinn improves dramatically he’s In for a traumatizing experience next week. 

I don’t think that will be limited to Quinn. 

Whit did his thing that drive 

Jordan Whittington blocks better than half our offensive linemen.

Get Bijan out of the game now. 

I do like how Sark is using Bijan tonight. He averaged over 7 yards a carry in the first half but Sark is trying to keep him fresh. No need to run him into the ground this early. 

 

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

we re throwing a lot more than i thought we would

Really need to get Ewers reps before next week, we know what the running game is already.  

Want to see Ewers make one legit pass not uncle ricoing the ball.

Whim throws a great swing pass, always leading the receiver towards the line.

I think that's the last time Bijan needs to touch the ball tonight. Keep him fresh and healthy for the next few weeks.

4 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

I see Sarks vision, but unless Quinn improves dramatically he’s In for a traumatizing experience next week. 

Meh. Quinn can take it. The mullet will cushion the blow.

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

we re throwing a lot more than i thought we would

gotta get Ewers as comfortable as possible

Oh yeah. The A in TEXAS in the stands needs more camera time. That choke and big titties.  Yummy

bijan has 8 carries and 3 catches  you idiots saying to sit him to keep him fresh need to fuck your own mouths with a catcus  

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Should be passing this out to Surly contributors...

 

 

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Oh yeah. The A in TEXAS in the stands needs more camera time. That choke and big titties.  Yummy

First time those nerds have chosen wisely.
2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

we re throwing a lot more than i thought we would

Unlike Casey Thompson and Hudson Card, Ewers does not suck.

He's still just a freshman. But doesn't suck.

Some of you all need to find a plastic surgeon and get a vaginal rejuvenation.

It wasn’t but a few years ago we were being shown up in our openers by Maryland.     Fucking Maryland.  
 

We will win this 40 something to 10….We got a bigger fish to fry next week and a somewhat smaller, but good one to fry the following. 

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

bijan has 8 carries and 3 catches  you idiots saying to sit him to keep him fresh need to fuck your own mouths with a catcus  

Again.....why? 

He's going to be a workhorse all year. Why in the world do you want him to get 20+ carries in a blowout? It makes no sense. 

Just now, Deej said:

Should be passing this out to Surly contributors...

 

 

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Remember who we're playing.

5 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

I see Sarks vision, but unless Quinn improves dramatically he’s In for a traumatizing experience next week. 

This has been known no matter what our QB is capable of. 

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Lot of weird whining in here. Almost like people didn't watch the team last year. A lot of important stuff has looked better than last year. If you're feeling worse about this season right now than you were coming into the game then you had weird expectations of what you were going to see tonight.

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

bijan has 8 carries and 3 catches  you idiots saying to sit him to keep him fresh need to fuck your own mouths with a catcus  

It’s 31-3. If he suffers a ding, we’ll pass you the cactus.

1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Some of you all need to find a plastic surgeon and get a vaginal rejuvenation.

It wasn’t but a few years ago we were being shown up in our openers by Maryland.     Fucking Maryland.  
 

We will win this 40 something to 10….We got a bigger fish to fry next week and a somewhat smaller, but good one to fry the following. 

Does a rejuvenated pussy make you less of a pussy? I’m confused 

1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Some of you all need to find a plastic surgeon and get a vaginal rejuvenation.

It wasn’t but a few years ago we were being shown up in our openers by Maryland.     Fucking Maryland.  
 

We will win this 40 something to 10….We got a bigger fish to fry next week and a somewhat smaller, but good one to fry the following. 

You're equating ULM with Maryland?

I cant tell if stone is purposely kicking it to exactly the fucking goalline.... or if his leg is that fucking weak. 

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Does a rejuvenated pussy make you less of a pussy? I’m confused 

It keeps your tampon in 

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