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ULM Warhawks @ Longhorns 7PM on LHN - The Mullet Hath Arriveth

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1 minute ago, pacman said:

Card auditioning for a Sam Houston transfer

He’d better step it up then.

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1 minute ago, touchthemonolith said:

C'mon Hudson at least try to show us what we're missing

Card and Thompson have both shown what we were "missing". Hope posters remember that if it takes Ewers a bit to grow into the position. 

his practice tapes must be legendary

Put Ewers back in for the 4th quarter 

Just now, Whitewater Horn said:

Hudson Card has zero escape instinct. 

Ya especially when the OL gets whipped.

Just now, utxmike05 said:

Wth Ewers out already? That's so weak. Dude needs as many reps as he can for next week. Score 60+ idgaf. 

I think Sark puckered when he saw his trainers having to run out there for Banks earlier. 

1 minute ago, utxmike05 said:

Wth Ewers out already? That's so weak. Dude needs as many reps as he can for next week. Score 60+ idgaf. 

Do you see how shitty our back ups are? 

It's almost like we should keep those players healthy. 

Hot take: 15 more minutes of reps against ULM probably make a significant difference in whether Quinn's ready for next week.

Just now, Nueces River Rat said:

Or Nebraska 

To be with the loser he couldn’t beat out (even when injured)?

some Mack level vaginitis white flag bullshit from Sark

Sark is a fucking idiot. You’re playing Bama next week dumb fuck. Get your freshman qb reps. Card is the same we thought.

1 minute ago, utxmike05 said:

Wth Ewers out already? That's so weak. Dude needs as many reps as he can for next week. Score 60+ idgaf. 

The only thing that makes sense here is if Sark doesn’t want him playing with a crap line.  But I agree.  He needs plays.  

Surprised to not see any Brenen Thompson so far

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Just now, naija said:

his practice tapes must be legendary

Card just decimates 7 v 7 pass rush like no one ever has before

If our boosters pushed Sark to start Ewers, they were correct. 

Remember how the $9.95ers tried to tell us that Card would be the starting QB?  Anyone still paying those guys after tonight is a dumbass.

3 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

I was told by some of you morons Ewers was playing 4 qtrs

They didn't say consecutively.  

Card hits a 19 with the house showing a 2.  Bring in Maalik 

Murphy will be #2 by October. 

Card just doesn't have the QB mentality, bless his heart. Try him at WR.

1 minute ago, CurlyDumps said:

Card filling his fucking diaper vs. ULM. Christ, kid.

Username and shit…

Card sucks so yeah let's risk playing our best QB in 42 point blowout. 

Some of you people are amazing. 

This is generally the same Card we saw last year. Ian Boyd thinks he provides us a higher floor than Ewers. 

With an extra year in the system, he still looks like warmed over dogshit. His body language has somehow worsened from last year as well.

He needs to see a sports psychiatrist or something.

1 minute ago, OB3 said:

Surprised to not see any Brennon Thompson so far

Being saved for Bama? A fan can only hope.

Fuck anybody associated with Lake Travis. 

2 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Did anyone in the state actually believe card stood a chance?

Ian Boyd?

4 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

You sir can suck my dick. 

 

God damnnit get Card out of there. Put Murphy in. Card is shitting his pants up 42 in the 3rd

And that’s fair

A Card pick 6 upcoming just to rile up Surly. 

Username checks out

can Card transfer to OU or something to I can hate him guilt-free?

he still sucks ballsweat

2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Card sucks so yeah let's risk playing our best QB in 42 point blowout. 

Some of you people are amazing. 

I say Malik or RoJo cat

1 minute ago, CurlyDumps said:

Card filling his fucking diaper vs. ULM. Christ, kid.

We need to quit getting Lake Travis QBs unless we switch to their exact system-offense. 

Lake Travis QBs seem to be system-QBs that can't adapt to shit.

Just now, SHOOTER12 said:

Card is just a flat out fucking jinx.

It seems as if the team doesn’t buy in to him.

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Well we don’t have a punter 

I dunno, that punt was OK given what he had to work with.

That dude looked like he was ready to shit his pants, so wide eyed /no racist

2 minutes ago, Atticus said:

This is generally the same Card we saw last year. Ian Boyd thinks he provides us a higher floor than Ewers. 

With an extra year in the system, he still looks like warmed over dogshit. His body language has somehow worsened from last year as well.

He needs to see a sports psychiatrist or something.

He needs to tuck his lemons and transfer to women's field hockey

4 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

some Mack level vaginitis white flag bullshit from Sark

Mack never put in backups.

Just now, Rimbo said:

I dunno, that punt was OK given what he had to work with.

We said similar shit about a certain Ray Guy award winner

17 minutes ago, Deej said:
24 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Is Patterson anywhere in sight?  

He's floating over the stadium with "Goodyear" on his side. 

Then how come it's not raining?

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2 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

I say Malik or RoJo cat

We could put an actual cat in at QB and it would have a better chance of getting a first down than Card.

Edited by TexArcher

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