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ULM Warhawks @ Longhorns 7PM on LHN - The Mullet Hath Arriveth

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    You mean a freshman that’s surrounded by underclassmen won’t be ready to take on the most dominant team in history of CFB by week 2????  

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1 minute ago, F250 said:

These fuckers are making me want to drink talking about that Alabama game when Colt went down. Worst color commentary ever.

Lowell should get tar and feathered for that and you know… everything else he says on LHN

Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Lol..great intro for Brockemeyer

 

It really was....the announcer was literally introducing him by name when he had to switch over to "running into the endzone untouched." Legit laugh out loud. 

Just now, Harvdog said:

There better not be a Brockermeyer on the field next week. 

I wouldn't mind seeing a couple brocks starting for bama

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Brockermeyer is the Hudson Card of linebackers.

One positive - it’s pretty clear the current coaches realize the absolute shit talent we had and have no shame playing freshmen even if they’re unseasoned. 

Looking at the depth charts.  I doubt any Brocks play next week.  FTBs.  

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

 

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what is this supposed to be? pancake tossing?

It's really like playing 10 v 11 when Brock is on the field. 

He can't move at all and he's always out of position.

 

This is what it feels like to listen to Lowell Galindo talk about anything 

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2 minutes ago, Deej said:

Brockermeyer is the Hudson Card of linebackers.

And Hudson Card is the Nickelback of quarterbacks.

damn, can't spring for some new footballs? Fucker looked like they pulled it out of someone's garage and blew the dust off of it

 

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

It's really like playing 10 v 11 when Brock is on the field. 

He can't move at all and he's always out of position.

 

9 v 11 when he inevitably gets in the way of another defender

Jesus get Malik in there!

Not Applewhite's bastard kid with the trainer

Just now, Zhorn96 said:

This is what it feels like to listen to Lowell Galindo talk about anything 

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Can’t. Stop. Laughing. 

Just now, TexArcher said:

And Hudson Card is the Nickelback of quarterbacks.

That’s an insult to Nickelback

Murphy will play mop up in the 4th next week /ducks

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

And Hudson Card is the Nickelback of quarterbacks.

And Nickelback is the Brockermeyer of rock 

2 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

One positive - it’s pretty clear the current coaches realize the absolute shit talent we had and have no shame playing freshmen even if they’re unseasoned. 

I've accepted that, and am excited for it. Higher highs and lower lows. There will be a lot of freshman mistakes, but the future is bright. Hopefully we can finish purging the JAG's this upcoming offseason. 

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Charles Wright? Where's Murphy?

We may actually need him at some point.

13 minutes ago, Aslan24 said:

Did Terry Bowden have a wardrobe change during the game? Could have sworn he was wearing a button down shirt with a tie in the first half.

He looked like Warden Norton in the first half.  

Just practice punting for Alabama next week plz

Just now, Hmbre97 said:

Murphy will play mop up in the 4th next week /ducks

Surely we won’t beat Bama that badly. 

The real Danny Trejo could punt better.

3 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

Murphy will play mop up in the 4th next week /ducks

He’s transferring to Bama?  That can’t be right./ducks. 

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18 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Uhm…..Gilbert got practically zero playing time during the season.

I've still got PTSD over that so shut up. 

A TD here would blow the spread for those backing the horns

ULM 3

Brockermeyer 7

Texas 52

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