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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins

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#401

I know we all saw it but it needs to be stated again and again: in a game with a Heisman winning QB playing for the #1 ranked team in the country, the better QB was a freshman starting his second game.

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#402
2 hours ago, Modessit said:
3 hours ago, UncleBuck said:
I can't find it, but when I first started reading shaggy this one old fella got mad at the mom jokes. Went on about how his mother died and was a great woman and that he didn't appreciate those types of jokes, and that his mom was a nurse who helped develop some of the course material for the UT nursing program or something. In true Shaggy/Surly fashion, the next reply was: "your mom nursed my cock last night." and I nearly died. I laugh at it to this day. 

There was a post where someone bitched and said their mom died in a fiery car crash. I was the next response and said, "So you're saying she was hot?" I think it was Thujone who said it was such responses that made him love Shaggy.

So was she hot or not ?

#403
5 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

I know we all saw it but it needs to be stated again and again: in a game with a Heisman winning QB playing for the #1 ranked team in the country, the better QB was a freshman starting his second game.

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#404
2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Reverse Cow position does it every time. 

Had a urologist lecturer tell our class this exact thing. I promptly said “worth it!” from the back row like a total cool guy 😎

#405
I know Ceddy did his research and all but a sprain, by definable,  involves ligament damage.  Perhaps he means no visible damage.   The grading is the degree of identifiable damage on imaging.

Boooo thiss mannn
#406
6 hours ago, UncleBuck said:

I can't find it, but when I first started reading shaggy this one old fella got mad at the mom jokes. Went on about how his mother died and was a great woman and that he didn't appreciate those types of jokes, and that his mom was a nurse who helped develop some of the course material for the UT nursing program or something. In true Shaggy/Surly fashion, the next reply was: "your mom nursed my cock last night." and I nearly died. I laugh at it to this day. 

Some of the old Shaggy threads were undefeated… I would cry laughing at things like Worst Sexual Experience using MS Paint thread 

#407
10 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Ain’t that the truth.  Getting really uppity north of the Red River lately…

Motherfuckers move out the single wide into the double wide with their sister cousin wife and all of a sudden they start thinking they’re high society.  It’s really quite unsavory.

#408
6 hours ago, Reese Bennett said:

I know we all saw it but it needs to be stated again and again: in a game with a Heisman winning QB playing for the #1 ranked team in the country, the better QB was a freshman starting his second game.

Ewers was great, but im just glad Sark was on our sidelines.  The play calling while Ewers was in the game was awesome and Sark had the perfect game plan to get the ball out fast and frustrate their front 7...

#409
14 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

@LTtxfan Any truth to this?

 

 

Fuck if I know...  busy helping family member with their oral surgery and pain meds.

Wish I was getting paid like the high priced Nurse... Who the fuck was that again ???  😬

I need a damn drink... Who the fuck gets sleep anymore

 

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#410
19 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

I s(p/t)rained my penis in South Austin’s mom 

many have trained their penis in South Austin's mom...

#411
6 hours ago, TheAuditor said:

many have trained their penis in South Austin's mom...

It’s a PHD level program for some. She’s the foremost expert in the field. Practical experience. 

#413
Just now, RomaVicta said:

Is there any reliable prediction or announcement about how long Ewers will be out? Thanks.

Sark says he’s day-to-day (aren’t we all).  2-6 weeks depending on who you listen to.

#414

From my sources:

When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And Quinn will get the start “

 

#416
On 9/14/2022 at 1:23 PM, Tex Long said:

A South Austin fellow, quite surly,

His Mom would fuck all, late or early.

Her traffic was steady,

She kept herself ready

For Tom, Dick, or Harry... or Shirley,

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#417
3 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

It’s a PHD level program for some. She’s the foremost expert in the field. Practical experience

I believe that’s a practicum.

#418
2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Is there any reliable prediction or announcement about how long Ewers will be out? Thanks.

4-6 weeks per Pete Thamel

#421
9 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

If that's Arch's phone battery level, Sark needs to pull his offer.  There is no way anyone who lets their phone get to that level is going to accomplish anything in life.

#422
1 minute ago, Gene Parmesan said:

If that's Arch's phone battery level, Sark needs to pull his offer.  There is no way anyone who lets their phone get to that level is going to accomplish anything in life.

Don't worry, it's almost certainly Justin Wells's when he took the screenshot. 

#423

Ewers was probably a big factor in Arch deciding to come here. He can sit back a year or 2 and learn. The fanbase won't be demanding him rushed into action because we have Quinn. 

#424
3 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Ewers was probably a big factor in Arch deciding to come here. He can sit back a year or 2 and learn. The fanbase won't be demanding him rushed into action because we have Quinn. 

If Quinn continues to play like he did against Bama Arch will sit back and learn for one year.

#425
17 hours ago, hookemATL said:

From my sources:

When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And Quinn will get the start “

 

This is the dawning of the Age of Sarquarius
 

#426
23 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

If that's Arch's phone battery level, Sark needs to pull his offer.  There is no way anyone who lets their phone get to that level is going to accomplish anything in life.

Tell me you're old without telling me you're old.

#428
40 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

If Quinn continues to play like he did against Bama Arch will sit back and learn for one year.

That was almost certainly the plan even if morons like Mandel didn’t understand it. 

#429

Take out almost. It’s 100% the plan. Arch needs a redshirt year anyway to adjust to not playing with/against JAGs.

#430
3 hours ago, thepop said:

Take out almost. It’s 100% the plan. Arch needs a redshirt year anyway to adjust to not playing with/against JAGs.

I imagine if Ewers went down for 4-6 games they’d rip off the redshirt next year which was the only reason for the almost. 

#431
On 9/15/2022 at 6:00 PM, hookemATL said:

From my sources:

When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And Quinn will get the start “

 

I’m so old I got to third base on this song 

#436

Quinn's clavicle ligaments == VY's ankle ligaments?

#437

Maybe he will be back by WV

No brace. No obvious shoulder support we can see

 

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#440
4 minutes ago, blutow said:

he's throwing the ball in warm up.....

I mean that’s objectively absurd if it was an SC sprain. But fuck let’s goooo

#443
3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I mean that’s objectively absurd if it was an SC sprain. But fuck let’s goooo

Nah if it doesn’t hurt it’s fine. I’d worry more about tripping and falling while running than throwing 

#444
4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I mean that’s objectively absurd if it was an SC sprain. But fuck let’s goooo

Is it?? Even if it’s his non throwing shoulder? 
 

honest question btw, not being the typical surly poster. I know I know 

#446
2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Nah if it doesn’t hurt it’s fine. I’d worry more about tripping and falling while running than throwing 

Yea meant more pain wise. Either it wasn’t that bad, he’s had some injections, or he’s just a fucking beast. He’s also holding his left arm into his body and not using it for follow through in the vid I just saw though, probs helping.

#447

He’s putting nothing on those passes. Good to see but he’s still two or three weeks away I think.

#448
5 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

He’s putting nothing on those passes. Good to see but he’s still two or three weeks away I think.

Looks like Casey after his first series

#450
27 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Yea meant more pain wise. Either it wasn’t that bad, he’s had some injections, or he’s just a fucking beast. He’s also holding his left arm into his body and not using it for follow through in the vid I just saw though, probs helping.

The dude's pain tolerance in HS was insane. I imagine he'll be held back by Sark more than anything else.

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