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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins

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#5852

All he needs is a face tattoo or 7 and he reminds me and sort of looks like the loveable Post Malone. Quinn “TD to the Post, Malone” Ewers.

#5853
6 minutes ago, TwizzlerMang said:

All he needs is a face tattoo or 7 and he reminds me and sort of looks like the loveable Post Malone. Quinn “TD to the Post, Malone” Ewers.

Both Ewers and Post Malone are from DFW…..are we sure there’s no relation?

#5854
7 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Both Ewers and Post Malone are from DFW…..are we sure there’s no relation?

Both from Southlake I believe even. Something in the water….

#5855
1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:
See y’all Saturday in Dallas! 🤘@QuinnEwers x @TexasLonghorns

 

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#5858
18 minutes ago, TwizzlerMang said:

Both from Southlake I believe even. Something in the water….

Post is from Grapevine.

#5859
5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Post is from Grapevine.

That’s kinda like saying someone isn’t from North Richland Hills, but from Fort Worth. It’s not exactly a trek between the two.

My sister and her kids apparently knew Post Malone before he was Post Malone and went to some of his early shows where they were about the only ones there. I’d rather they knew Ewers, but such is my life. 

#5861
5 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

That’s kinda like saying someone isn’t from North Richland Hills, but from Fort Worth. It’s not exactly a trek between the two.

Okay. It's a fairly straightforward distinction. I'm not sure why you'd grow up in Grapevine and say you're from Southlake. You might say you're from Dallas. 

#5862
1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Okay. It's a fairly straightforward distinction. I'm not sure why you'd grow up in Grapevine and say you're from Southlake. You might say you're from Dallas. 

Because Southlake > Grapevine. Not exactly the same, but I’ve known people to say they were from Highland Park, which turned out really to mean “in the vague direction of Highland Park.”

Hell, I wouldn’t say I was from Dallas if I were from Dallas. They’re more Fort Worth than Dallas, anyway. 

#5863
8 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

You didn't know?

I generally don't keep up with 20 year old football player's dating habits, but this seems problematic.

#5864

Whoa hold up, we all know the track record of pussy! This is absolutely not a great development. Is he good, right now? What was their status before and after last years OU game? 

We sure QE ain’t trippin off all that sooner P juice. 

#5865
21 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I generally don't keep up with 20 year old football player's dating habits, but this seems problematic.

I wouldn't know but my lady friends have kids in college, and they keep up with all of that bullshit.

#5866
27 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Whoa hold up, we all know the track record of pussy! This is absolutely not a great development. Is he good, right now? What was their status before and after last years OU game? 

We sure QE ain’t trippin off all that sooner P juice. 

She was on the sidelines last year, so doesn’t seem to be slowing him down much.

#5867
49 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

That’s kinda like saying someone isn’t from North Richland Hills, but from Fort Worth. It’s not exactly a trek between the two.

My sister and her kids apparently knew Post Malone before he was Post Malone and went to some of his early shows where they were about the only ones there. I’d rather they knew Ewers, but such is my life. 

Pre Malone | Post Malone | Post Malone | Know Your Meme

#5870
1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

If he blows the game I'm blaming his sooner gf.

No, no, no. You're supposed to blame Sarkisian for calling the wrong plays and/or not putting in QB2 or Manning.

#5871
Where would you rank Quinn Ewers all time among Longhorns if he finishes his career 2-0 vs OU, Big 12 title, and top 5 finish?

 

#5873
39 minutes ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:
Where would you rank Quinn Ewers all time among Longhorns if he finishes his career 2-0 vs OU, Big 12 title, and top 5 finish?

 

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#5874
In contrast to the Teddy Lehman comments regarding Ewers, here is insight from Aaron Murray… an actual former QB with no affiliation with Texas nor Oklahoma.

 

#5883
3 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

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Hit it Quinn 

Quinn was easily one of the best players in this game

Once he settled in, he was nails. OU defense played its ass off. 

#5884
6 minutes ago, Atticus said:

Quinn was easily one of the best players in this game

Once he settled in, he was nails. OU defense played its ass off. 

Shocking how bad the takes are. Second INT not really his fault. JT didn’t put his hands on the ball well. Yeah he could disguised a bit more etc but JT was open and he missed the catch. 
 

the fumble he tried to hard, and it didn’t cost us anything.

first INT was all on QE.

the rest of his plays? Nails. Obscene completion percentage. We win a one play game and everyone raves about his 2-4th quarter stats.

#5885
2 minutes ago, troph said:

Shocking how bad the takes are. Second INT not really his fault. JT didn’t put his hands on the ball well. Yeah he could disguised a bit more etc but JT was open and he missed the catch. 
 

the fumble he tried to hard, and it didn’t cost us anything.

first INT was all on QE.

the rest of his plays? Nails. Obscene completion percentage. We win a one play game and everyone raves about his 2-4th quarter stats.

This. Defense doesn’t get dick punched on the final drive and everyone raves about his all time stats and composure facing early game adversity. That changes be the defense pooped it’s pants? Nah.

#5886

It’s not Quinn’s fault that Sark made some shitty calls at the goal line. It’s not Quinn’s fault that Sanders couldn’t catch the ball and had a freak deflection. It’s not Quinn’s fault that PK was too much of a pussy to blitz DG.

QE was 31/37 for 346… his worst play was the fumble. He ain’t the problem.

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#5887
1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

It’s not Quinn’s fault that Sark made some shitty calls at the goal line. It’s not Quinn’s fault that Sanders couldn’t catch the ball and had a freak deflection.

QE was 31/37 for 346… his worst play was the fumble. He ain’t the problem.

He was abominable in the first quarter.  He didn't have much help.  But still, if the first quarter hadn't been such a freak show, the game might have turned out quite differently.

#5888
Just now, TwiceHorn said:

He was abominable in the first quarter.  He didn't have much help.  But still, if the first quarter hadn't been such a freak show, the game might have turned out quite differently.

Well it was a one play game. So yeah. Any play by QE and probably 20 others that had nothing to do with him. 

#5889

I really like Quinn and hope for his success but he just looks at times so lost and confused. Keep hoping he turns a corner and becomes a 4 quarter bad ass

#5890
1 minute ago, Dilligas said:

I really like Quinn and hope for his success but he just looks at times so lost and confused. Keep hoping he turns a corner and becomes a 4 quarter bad ass

An unfortunate but seemingly apt comparison a season and a half in is Rattler.

#5892
An unfortunate but seemingly apt comparison a season and a half in is Rattler.

Totally different players. Rattler suffers from being supremely over confident. Quinn suffers from a lack of confidence.
#5893
1 minute ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I mean someone has to run the offense on the practice squad 

Colt McCoy takes offense to this

#5896
1 minute ago, RichUT said:


Totally different players. Rattler suffers from being supremely over confident. Quinn suffers from a lack of confidence.

Funny, pregame Sark was saying Quinn’s confidence was the biggest difference this year

#5897
Funny, pregame Sark was saying Quinn’s confidence was the biggest difference this year

It has improved, but it’s still an issue early in games. You can tell when he does and doesn’t look comfortable. I don’t think he got into a real rhythm until the drive that ended with the TD pass to Helm. That’s when it was clear he was feeling it.
#5898

Not good enough today. 

Probably not good enough to win it. 

Let's see what Arch has. 

#5899
Not good enough today. 
Probably not good enough to win it. 
Let's see what Arch has. 

There’s been a lot of crazy ass shit offered up today. This take probably takes the cake as the craziest.

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