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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins

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#10101

“Week to week” means “We don’t need him against this week’s cupcake so he’s gonna rest. Beyond that we prefer not to tell OU and Georgia shit.”

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#10102
21 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Pete Thamel is the national guy that’s the Ewers family mouthpiece right?  
Arch getting ULM as the starter is a really good thing for the program. Any more games missed by Quinn is bad for the program

It’s good for us if Ewers goes to NY and goes high in the first round which he needs to play to do. 
it’s good for us if Arch gets just enough run to legitimately advance his development but goes into next year with 1 start and maybe 100 passes. That makes him way more likely to stay 2 years as a starter regardless of how well next year goes for him. 
Also- there’s the fact that we know Ewers can get it done against really good defenses and we merely suspect Arch might be able to.  
for those saying Quinn couldn’t get Wally Pipped a 4-6 week injury that saw Arch beat OU and Georgia would probably do that. That being said it’s good news that it doesn’t look like that’s the case. 

Turnabout is fair play. Ewers’ dad wanted to keep Ewers in bubble wrap in 2022 after that piece of shit Dallas Turner’s cheap shot. It cost Texas a game when Ewers chose to sit, with the dad calling the shots and using Thamel to plead his case. 

Now? Boy, pops wants his son’s ass back out there pronto. 

#10104
16 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Turnabout is fair play. Ewers’ dad wanted to keep Ewers in bubble wrap in 2022 after that piece of shit Dallas Turner’s cheap shot. It cost Texas a game when Ewers chose to sit, with the dad calling the shots and using Thamel to plead his case. 

Now? Boy, pops wants his son’s ass back out there pronto. 

Letting something become a nagging thing to play against ULM seems dumb. I’ve never heard anyone have anything particularly good to say about Ewers senior. If he’s stage managing Quinn’s career he’s doing a weird/poor job of it. 

#10105
20 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Ideally he comes back for Gawgia

Texas should be able to drop bombs on the Sooner trash even without him.

Maybe but I’d rather Quinn come back and lead us for the rest of the season. I think Quinn will probably be back for miss st aggys

#10106
2 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Least it isn't a real team like Toledo or anything.

Mississippi State:

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Do we get to use  this on ourselves now when we screw up?  
 

Asking for a friend.  

#10107
2 hours ago, MirrOlure said:

So…I’m jumping on some of that Quinn plus $1,800 to win the Heisman action ASAP

The guy sitting in front of me had Quinn over 2 TD passes. He was feeling great. 

Then he left right after Quinn left.

#10108
43 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Ideally he comes back for Gawgia

Texas should be able to drop bombs on the Sooner trash even without him.

We lost to them last year when QE was playing. Never take those fux lightly.

#10110
5 minutes ago, Slacks said:

The guy sitting in front of me had Quinn over 2 TD passes. He was feeling great. 

Then he left right after Quinn left.

I was in Iowa and a guy asked if he should take arch over 3.5 completions.  I said that's a gimme this game.  He can thank me if I ever run into him again 

#10111
4 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

Milroe is winning the Heisman. ESPN is all in.

 

Fuck ESPN now and forever

 

 

 

2 hours ago, EZ$ said:

Start him next week. Let him throw for another 2 easy TDs, then let Arch come in and score another 35 points.  Do the same against Miss St.  Quick/safe passes and the Heisman will be his with the big wins against OU and especially Georgia. 
Heisman opportunities don’t grow on trees. Hell, couldn’t even win one with our 2 best QBs ever. 

 

 

This is a terrible idea. Heisman is not the goal. National championship is the goal. 

 

 

#10112

 
Look, I get what you are saying but if you get injured ever year you play football including now a freak injury you are certainly injury prone. Bad luck can be part of that equation but the reality is Ewers gets hurt a lot. At least now we have a legit backup QB to get us through unlike last year when we were holding on for dear life when Murphy stepped in. 

What would be the medical diagnosis that would cause a person to be injury prone?
#10114

2 things occur to me....First, I think part of the reason we are ranked # 1 now is that the really,really,really smart guys(not really) that vote the polls see that we have top notch QB play no matter who is in there.....and second, we now have two candidates in the Heisman race so we will split the vote and have some other slug get the award....

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#10115
4 minutes ago, scottsins said:


What would be the medical diagnosis that would cause a person to be injury prone?

Osteogenesis imperfecta (Lobstein syndrome), hemophilia (Christmas disease), and Hereditary Hemorrhagic Vaginal Friability (Liucci complex)

#10116

I for one think Ewers will be grateful that he gets a couple of weeks rest and can come back 100% right before the gauntlet of OU and Georgia, and doesn't have to worry about some small team twisting his ankles in a scrum or something. We have two Heisman-caliber QBs, we would be fucking stupid not to use them like this.

#10117
1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Turnabout is fair play. Ewers’ dad wanted to keep Ewers in bubble wrap in 2022 after that piece of shit Dallas Turner’s cheap shot. It cost Texas a game when Ewers chose to sit, with the dad calling the shots and using Thamel to plead his case. 

Now? Boy, pops wants his son’s ass back out there pronto. 

NFL GMs (except the Jets and Dolphins) don't like their franchise QBs missing a lot of games.

#10118

Pure dumbass speculation, but I think Ewers said the throw didn’t feel right and the headset said sit it down. The rest was just theater.

#10119
4 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Why the fuck couldn’t he walk to the sideline without laying down?

Sark should start him for a series and then sit him. That way he plays in every game.

Sark said he told Quinn to go down

#10120
1 hour ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Do we get to use  this on ourselves now when we screw up?  
 

Asking for a friend.  

You can.

It will be awhile before I can emotionally and psychologically accept we are a SEC school.

#10121
Sark said he told Quinn to go down

I believe it. I understand why he did it actually. The flopping on his back seemed a little much.

However, it drives me crazy when guys do that. But I know it gave them a chance to get Arch warmed up, because this ain’t baseball.
#10122
2 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Ideally he comes back for Gawgia

Texas should be able to drop bombs on the Sooner trash even without him.

Wait, wut?  No.  He needs to be back for OU.  MSU is a much shorter timeline, and possibly unwise.

#10123
1 hour ago, TexMexBuddha said:

Only one can see the true path...
Behold Paul Muad'Dib Atreides, for he is the Kwisatz Haderach!

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The OG other Kwisatz Haderach Usul-Kyle-MacLachlan-@mwaadeeb sez "Hi!" Lulz. 

#10124
24 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

You can.

It will be awhile before I can emotionally and psychologically accept we are a SEC school.

we are not here for SEC SEC braggin rights like aggy.  We are here for money and championships.

#10126
45 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

You can.

It will be awhile before I can emotionally and psychologically accept we are a SEC school.

I don't look at us as joining the SEC as much as dumping the B12. A not-so-subtle distinction. 

#10127
8 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Both imply Ewers lost the starting job. My question is whether that’s actually being implied. Because “he got hurt and he’ll be back when he’s ready” is SOP and doesn’t require a reference to Pipp. 

It's like you're new here. The Pipp reference is tongue in cheek. 

Lighten up, Francis. 

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#10128
5 hours ago, EZ$ said:

Start him next week. Let him throw for another 2 easy TDs, then let Arch come in and score another 35 points.  Do the same against Miss St.  Quick/safe passes and the Heisman will be his with the big wins against OU and especially Georgia. 
Heisman opportunities don’t grow on trees. Hell, couldn’t even win one with our 2 best QBs ever. 

Wrong. If you want to win the Heisman and more, you let Arch play the entire ULM game. You dial up 12 touchdown passes for him (breaking David Klingler's record). In the postgame press conference, you casually drop, "Yeah, Arch broke a 34-year-old record, and now I'm not sure that this record will ever be broken", while staring unblinkingly at Quinn the whole time. The night before the Mississippi State game, you knock on Quinn's dorm room. You say, "You want to start against the Sooners? You know what you need to do." The next day, you and Quinn beat Mississippi State 224-0, breaking John Heisman's record and succeeding in converting 28 two-point conversions. After the game, you call two Bulldog coeds down from the bleachers. You tell them you and Quinn will cheer them up in the locker room. You wink knowingly. They're from Mississippi, so they're total sluts and immediately agree to join you. But they didn't know which locker room to go to and guessed wrong because they're from Mississippi. It doesn't matter. You're not going to the locker rooms. You're heading straight to the airport to fly non-stop to New York. You've got a date with a stiff-arming bronze trophy, and you'd hate to keep him waiting.

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#10130
5 minutes ago, Deej said:

It's like you're new here. The Pipp reference is tongue in cheek. 

Lighten up, Francis. 

People sure defend it a lot for it to be tongue in cheek, but sure. 

#10131
1 minute ago, Doc Daneeka said:

People sure defend it a lot for it to be tongue in cheek, but sure. 

You sure the fuck got your panties in a wad over it. 

#10132
2 minutes ago, Deej said:

You sure the fuck got your panties in a wad over it. 

No, I asked if he was serious because it seemed unlikely. Then he tried defining it as taking over for a while. 

It’s like you’re new to the Internet. Or maybe projecting. Discussing something doesn’t mean someone’s panties are in a wad. But, bringing up a conversation that ended hours ago might. 

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#10135
2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Wait, wut?  No.  He needs to be back for OU.  MSU is a much shorter timeline, and possibly unwise.

If it were me I would let Arch go at OU if it looks like he's struggling then I would stick Ewers in and let him close out.

I like the element of surprise but I realize this is probably not the most popular opinion.

#10136
4 hours ago, Slacks said:

We lost to them last year when QE was playing. Never take those fux lightly.

I get it and yes the suck but this team feels closer to 2022 than 2023 and I want Arch Madness to get meaningful reps while selling Georgia a story.  Hell I'd run Arch out in series 1 against Georgia and then let Quinn take back over (as long as he is playing well)

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#10138
If it were me I would let Arch go at OU if it looks like he's struggling then I would stick Ewers in and let him close out.

I like the element of surprise but I realize this is probably not the most popular opinion.

It’s ok. The only reason the opinion isn’t popular is that is one of the dumbest things ever posted.
#10140
10 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

No, I asked if he was serious because it seemed unlikely. Then he tried defining it as taking over for a while. 

It’s like you’re new to the Internet. Or maybe projecting. Discussing something doesn’t mean someone’s panties are in a wad. But, bringing up a conversation that ended hours ago might. 

If you even start to put yourself asleep while attempting a post, you might have gone off on a boring tangent. If you use that rule of thumb, you’ll be helping us all out a little. 

“Well, ackshually, the use of the term of ‘rule of thumb’ offends me due to the origins … zzzz … zzzz”

 

#10141
Just now, closetojumping said:

If you even start to put yourself asleep while attempting a post, you might have gone off on a boring tangent. If you use that rule of thumb, you’ll be helping us all out a little. 

“Well, ackshually, the use of the term of ‘rule of thumb’ offends me due to the origins … zzzz … zzzz”

 

Yet here you are. 

Hint: If it bores you, stop responding. It will fade into the past rather than bringing the topic back to the top. 

#10143
39 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Yet here you are. 

Hint: If it bores you, stop responding. It will fade into the past rather than bringing the topic back to the top. 

You have whined about the Wally Pipp stuff in at least 3 threads and with multiple posts. Get fucked on trying to put the perpetuation on me. 

 

#10144

I’m wondering if after all the running back issues against Michigan they didn’t practice doing handoffs over and over this week in practice. If he was twisting his abdomen constantly all week could have contributed to a strain. He was handing off when he took a knee. 

#10145
Just now, closetojumping said:

You have whined about the Wally Pipp stuff in at least 3 threads and with multiple posts. Get fucked on trying to put the perpetuation on me. 

 

You’ve brought it up today, twice now, when it had gone gently into that good night. Self-reflect a little. 

#10146
Just now, Doc Daneeka said:

You’ve brought it up today, twice now, when it had gone gently into that good night. Self-reflect a little. 

I’ve reflected. You’re a humorless autist and you’re now going on ignore. We’ll both enjoy the experience better from here, clearly. 

#10148
Just now, closetojumping said:

I’ve reflected. You’re a humorless autist and you’re now going on ignore. We’ll both enjoy the experience better from here, clearly. 

Well, autist, yeah. I’ve owned that one. Not humorless, though. Since you can’t resist replying, that’s probably for the best, indeed. 

#10150
15 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

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Hey, I’m not the one whining about a conversation then resurrecting it, twice, after it’s already faded. Nor am I denying that I’m very literal. If a conversation is vexing you, let it fade. Complaining about it just brings it to the top again. 

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