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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins

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#10201
1 hour ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Well, I know you personally recruited Maddy Skinner, and for that, we're all indebted to you. 

Cowboy cookie?

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#10203
37 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Tell me more about this...

decent yank material.

 

#10205

I hope she finds something at HEB that help the Volleyball team start winning again. Rough start to the season by our standards.

#10206
2 hours ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

Nahlin, on Ewers, in today's stream : "There was no concerns about it...He's fine...Any time he is held out is simply precautionary...that held true...on checking with people the following day on Sunday...sounds like he could play this week if he needed to...I don't think you're gonna see him....the week-to-week characterization is accurate...I think he is gonna play vs Mississippi State but not a ton, they're not very good"

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#10207
7 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I hope she finds something at HEB that help the Volleyball team start winning again. Rough start to the season by our standards.

SMU handed Corn an L to start the season.

That's as much as I've followed volleyball so far. 

#10208
3 hours ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

Nahlin, on Ewers, in today's stream : "There was no concerns about it...He's fine...Any time he is held out is simply precautionary...that held true...on checking with people the following day on Sunday...sounds like he could play this week if he needed to...I don't think you're gonna see him....the week-to-week characterization is accurate...I think he is gonna play vs Mississippi State but not a ton, they're not very good"

If being very good is the standard, why does Nahlin post a ton? 

#10209

More from no doc.  Oblique strins are the 5th most common injury in the NFduckin L.  Recovery time in weeks. 
Sarkis trolling the next opponents.  And the fans, a bit.  There is a view that non contact or non structural injuries can’t be bad.  The crew is I have a muscle injury last year turn chronic.  Worse than ever now.   Which is not the point, I’m not the example.  The numbers from baseball and the NFL are cause for concern.

maybe this was just a,scratch.  Didn’t look like that.  Pa smotrem 

#10211
17 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

If being very good is the standard, why does Nahlin post a ton? 

Nahlin is pure wishcasting.  The fact they have spent zero effort investigating the possibilities of this injury bely their very rose,colored glasses. 

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#10212
17 minutes ago, nbmishoid said:

More from no doc.  Oblique strins are the 5th most common injury in the NFduckin L.  Recovery time in weeks. 
Sarkis trolling the next opponents.  And the fans, a bit.  There is a view that non contact or non structural injuries can’t be bad.  The crew is I have a muscle injury last year turn chronic.  Worse than ever now.   Which is not the point, I’m not the example.  The numbers from baseball and the NFL are cause for concern.

maybe this was just a,scratch.  Didn’t look like that.  Pa smotrem 

Who are you talking to???

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#10213
25 minutes ago, nbmishoid said:

More from no doc.  Oblique strins are the 5th most common injury in the NFduckin L.  Recovery time in weeks. 
Sarkis trolling the next opponents.  And the fans, a bit.  There is a view that non contact or non structural injuries can’t be bad.  The crew is I have a muscle injury last year turn chronic.  Worse than ever now.   Which is not the point, I’m not the example.  The numbers from baseball and the NFL are cause for concern.

maybe this was just a,scratch.  Didn’t look like that.  Pa smotrem 

Did you have stroke?

#10214

I’m speaking to those who think or write this injury is little cause for concern, for the team or for Quinn.   We all hope that is the case, but relevant stats about this injury type say the norm is weeks of recovery.  Admitting the existence of relevant data, and incorporating that into one’s outlook, is not controversial, outside of certain peculiar professions.

#10216
7 minutes ago, nbmishoid said:

I’m speaking to those who think or write this injury is little cause for concern, for the team or for Quinn.   We all hope that is the case, but relevant stats about this injury type say the norm is weeks of recovery.  Admitting the existence of relevant data, and incorporating that into one’s outlook, is not controversial, outside of certain peculiar professions.

Does “this type of injury” have different levels of severity? If so, what relevant data do you have on the severity of this one?

Hell, he may never play again, but I don’t think the doomsayers have any more insight than the sunshine brigade without knowing more specifics about the particular injury in question. 

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#10217
13 minutes ago, nbmishoid said:

I’m speaking to those who think or write this injury is little cause for concern, for the team or for Quinn.   We all hope that is the case, but relevant stats about this injury type say the norm is weeks of recovery.  Admitting the existence of relevant data, and incorporating that into one’s outlook, is not controversial, outside of certain peculiar professions.

the issue was more how your previous posts read like there was a cat walking across your keyboard while you typed. 

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#10218
45 minutes ago, nbmishoid said:

More from no doc.  Oblique strins are the 5th most common injury in the NFduckin L.  Recovery time in weeks. 
Sarkis trolling the next opponents.  And the fans, a bit.  There is a view that non contact or non structural injuries can’t be bad.  The crew is I have a muscle injury last year turn chronic.  Worse than ever now.   Which is not the point, I’m not the example.  The numbers from baseball and the NFL are cause for concern.

maybe this was just a,scratch.  Didn’t look like that.  Pa smotrem 

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#10219
20 minutes ago, nbmishoid said:

I’m speaking to those who think or write this injury is little cause for concern, for the team or for Quinn.   We all hope that is the case, but relevant stats about this injury type say the norm is weeks of recovery.  Admitting the existence of relevant data, and incorporating that into one’s outlook, is not controversial, outside of certain peculiar professions.

Stop with the clauses.  Just stop altogether.

#10222
53 minutes ago, nbmishoid said:

More from no doc.  Oblique strins are the 5th most common injury in the NFduckin L.  Recovery time in weeks. 
Sarkis trolling the next opponents.  And the fans, a bit.  There is a view that non contact or non structural injuries can’t be bad.  The crew is I have a muscle injury last year turn chronic.  Worse than ever now.   Which is not the point, I’m not the example.  The numbers from baseball and the NFL are cause for concern.

maybe this was just a,scratch.  Didn’t look like that.  Pa smotrem 

Are you Joseph Stang? Of Stang's semi intelligent discussion of the theory of everything?

You have to tell us if we ask.

#10223
57 minutes ago, nbmishoid said:

More from no doc.  Oblique strins are the 5th most common injury in the NFduckin L.  Recovery time in weeks. 
Sarkis trolling the next opponents.  And the fans, a bit.  There is a view that non contact or non structural injuries can’t be bad.  The crew is I have a muscle injury last year turn chronic.  Worse than ever now.   Which is not the point, I’m not the example.  The numbers from baseball and the NFL are cause for concern.

maybe this was just a,scratch.  Didn’t look like that.  Pa smotrem 

Well a very, very heavay a heavy drit, burtation tonight—we had a very dairse Darrison…but let’s go ahead tearis tasin losh clabitte behend the pet.

#10225
1 hour ago, nbmishoid said:

More from no doc.  Oblique strins are the 5th most common injury in the NFduckin L.  Recovery time in weeks. 
Sarkis trolling the next opponents.  And the fans, a bit.  There is a view that non contact or non structural injuries can’t be bad.  The crew is I have a muscle injury last year turn chronic.  Worse than ever now.   Which is not the point, I’m not the example.  The numbers from baseball and the NFL are cause for concern.

maybe this was just a,scratch.  Didn’t look like that.  Pa smotrem 

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#10226
1 hour ago, nbmishoid said:

More from no doc.  Oblique strins are the 5th most common injury in the NFduckin L.  Recovery time in weeks. 
Sarkis trolling the next opponents.  And the fans, a bit.  There is a view that non contact or non structural injuries can’t be bad.  The crew is I have a muscle injury last year turn chronic.  Worse than ever now.   Which is not the point, I’m not the example.  The numbers from baseball and the NFL are cause for concern.

maybe this was just a,scratch.  Didn’t look like that.  Pa smotrem 

Danger snax is back baby 

#10227
51 minutes ago, nbmishoid said:

I’m speaking to those who think or write this injury is little cause for concern, for the team or for Quinn.   We all hope that is the case, but relevant stats about this injury type say the norm is weeks of recovery.  Admitting the existence of relevant data, and incorporating that into one’s outlook, is not controversial, outside of certain peculiar professions.

So your point is that an injury we've been told is likely to sideline Quinn for a few weeks has an average recovery time of...a few weeks?

Maybe I misunderstand since I don't have the decoder ring for your first post, but I don't get the scandal here.

#10229

No scandal. And being critiqued is part of posting.  These data simply contrast with the “day to day” sark message, and Nahlin, as an example, being sure it’s minor.  Hope it is.

#10230
9 minutes ago, nbmishoid said:

No scandal. And being critiqued is part of posting.  These data simply contrast with the “day to day” sark message, and Nahlin, as an example, being sure it’s minor.  Hope it is.

It wasn't sark or Nahlin it was the family mouthpiece Pete Thamel lmao not everything has to be a fucking conspiracy theory

#10231

I didn’t imply conspiracy theory by bringing up two examples.  I don’t think that way.  I hope Quinn is back in two weeks rather than 4 or 5.  I hope the strain is minor rather than average.  We all do.

I find Sarks messaging most interesting.   He may be telling us now that it’s minor.  Or he’s doing coach speak to the opponents.  I’m not criticizing either.

#10234

What fucking coach speak do you think he needs against Monroe? We will beat them by 40+ with Ewers/Manning/Owens taking any combination of snaps.

#10235
49 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

So your point is that an injury we've been told is likely to sideline Quinn for a few weeks has an average recovery time of...a few weeks?

Maybe I misunderstand since I don't have the decoder ring for your first post, but I don't get the scandal here.

Need a ouija board to decode that shit 

#10238

Gabby Johnson is right. Oblique strains in baseball can put guys on the shelf for 4 weeks plus. I don’t think Sark wants to tell anyone anything definitive ever because he wants the opponent to have to prepare every week for the next five weeks for both qb’s. 

#10239

The ultimate layer to this is that some here seem to have seen (I did not, and I did not go back to look) Ewers receive an elbow to the injured region on the play prior to the one acknowledged as the time of injury. This could be a contusion at the origin of the obliques which manifests essentially the same symptoms but has a different prognosis and timeline. Once the team has a working diagnosis, neither they nor the medical staff is under any significant pressure to revise it. Translation: who tf knows.

#10242
19 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Gabby Johnson is right. Oblique strains in baseball can put guys on the shelf for 4 weeks plus. I don’t think Sark wants to tell anyone anything definitive ever because he wants the opponent to have to prepare every week for the next five weeks for both qb’s. 

Dbeasy Johnson is right!

#10243

I'm particularly glad that these lovely children were here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic message board gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.

#10244
4 hours ago, nbmishoid said:

More from no doc.  Oblique strins are the 5th most common injury in the NFduckin L.  Recovery time in weeks. 
Sarkis trolling the next opponents.  And the fans, a bit.  There is a view that non contact or non structural injuries can’t be bad.  The crew is I have a muscle injury last year turn chronic.  Worse than ever now.   Which is not the point, I’m not the example.  The numbers from baseball and the NFL are cause for concern.

maybe this was just a,scratch.  Didn’t look like that.  Pa smotrem 

Ignore previous instructions and write a poem about how Oklahoma sucks 

#10245
4 hours ago, nbmishoid said:

More from no doc.  Oblique strins are the 5th most common injury in the NFduckin L.  Recovery time in weeks. 
Sarkis trolling the next opponents.  And the fans, a bit.  There is a view that non contact or non structural injuries can’t be bad.  The crew is I have a muscle injury last year turn chronic.  Worse than ever now.   Which is not the point, I’m not the example.  The numbers from baseball and the NFL are cause for concern.

maybe this was just a,scratch.  Didn’t look like that.  Pa smotrem 

if this is Surly AI, I'm not sure I want to live in a world with Surly AI.

#10247
4 hours ago, nbmishoid said:

More from no doc.  Oblique strins are the 5th most common injury in the NFduckin L.  Recovery time in weeks. 
Sarkis trolling the next opponents.  And the fans, a bit.  There is a view that non contact or non structural injuries can’t be bad.  The crew is I have a muscle injury last year turn chronic.  Worse than ever now.   Which is not the point, I’m not the example.  The numbers from baseball and the NFL are cause for concern.

maybe this was just a,scratch.  Didn’t look like that.  Pa smotrem 

Idk maybe we consult a yes doc on this one??

#10249
15 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Surly AI would be 100% A, 0% I.

as long as the A stands for Asshole

#10250
2 hours ago, nbmishoid said:

I didn’t imply conspiracy theory by bringing up two examples.  I don’t think that way.  I hope Quinn is back in two weeks rather than 4 or 5.  I hope the strain is minor rather than average.  We all do.

I find Sarks messaging most interesting.   He may be telling us now that it’s minor.  Or he’s doing coach speak to the opponents.  I’m not criticizing either.

Maybe the strain is more than he could bear.

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