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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins

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#10402

“ I have a good friend…….” =  “Some of my best friends are black….”

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#10405
30 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Ewers is up at home in Southlake today for what it is worth. Figure players got some time off.

Meanwhile, outside the Ewers home today...

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#10407
1 hour ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Meanwhile, outside the Ewers home today...

Tim And Eric Flirting GIF

Funny but nah.  My son dates an SLC girl who saw him at volleyball there today.  Quinn has a younger sister who plays, supposedly pretty decent.  

#10408
5 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

My son dates an SLC girl who saw him at volleyball there today.  Quinn has a younger sister who plays, supposedly pretty decent.  

I hear she's only good because she's m2f.

#10409
On 10/2/2024 at 9:25 AM, Park Gothic said:

I don't give a shit who uses the word "natty" or how often they use it. It's the same with words like "irregardless" or saying "literally" when you mean figuratively. It's stupid no matter how many people do it. 

Words like "natty," "tuddies" and "wardaddies" can all fuck right off. 

Get Out Theatre GIF by Tony Awards

How do you feel about "pride of fuck lions" though?

#10413
On 10/2/2024 at 11:25 AM, Park Gothic said:

I don't give a shit who uses the word "natty" or how often they use it. It's the same with words like "irregardless" or saying "literally" when you mean figuratively. It's stupid no matter how many people do it. 

Words like "natty," "tuddies" and "wardaddies" can all fuck right off. 

Get Out Theatre GIF by Tony Awards

I tuddy'd your mom's nattys last night.

#10415
6 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Never heard this saying before. What does that even mean?

It showed up on the board several years ago. Someone posted an pre-season team preview "article" I think by Chip Brown and it was so good that I didn't realize it was fake until he said our defense was playing "like a pride of fuck lions"

I can't be the only one that remembers that

#10417
1 hour ago, TheBryMan81 said:

It showed up on the board several years ago. Someone posted an pre-season team preview "article" I think by Chip Brown and it was so good that I didn't realize it was fake until he said our defense was playing "like a pride of fuck lions"

I can't be the only one that remembers that

It was Scipio Tex on Barking Carnival.  Chip Brown could never write that well

#10418
It showed up on the board several years ago. Someone posted an pre-season team preview "article" I think by Chip Brown and it was so good that I didn't realize it was fake until he said our defense was playing "like a pride of fuck lions"
I can't be the only one that remembers that

I that it was some shit Hager said.
#10420
4 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


I that it was some shit Hager said.

Old Michigan player Marques Slocum told Every Day Should Be Saturday back in the day that he had a pet fuck lion, whatever that meant. That's what Scipio was referencing. 

#10421
Old Michigan player Marques Slocum told Every Day Should Be Saturday back in the day that he had a pet fuck lion, whatever that meant. That's what Scipio was referencing. 

You guys know some obscure shit
#10422
Coach Steve Sarkisian expects QB Quinn Ewers to be ready to start when No. 1 Texas plays No. 18 Oklahoma on Saturday in Dallas.The Longhorns will continue to monitor his recovery through the week.https://t.co/3iNZUdsTce

 

#10426
If Quinn struggles, I have no doubt Arch will beat pu. He's a prodigy and he's studied the playbook relentlessly. 

I really like the “PU” at this state of the year!

Whew the dirt burglers do stink.

Hook’em!!!
#10427

I have an annual bet, for $1, with my MFng COO of a Fortune 100 Company. It’s like the Trading Places movie with Eddie and Dan Akroyd. This will be our 7th year, so I really hope that he has to do the “walk of shame” to my peon desk on 10/13. If I see him at B-Fast in the cafeteria (around 6:30 AM) he’ll most likely want to give it to me then. But NO - I want him to do the “Walk of Shame” and bring that $1 to my peon desk! I will then have him autograph it with a sharpie and hang it up for a year!

Hook’em!!!

#10428

He’s such a big OU supporter $$$, that his name is in the program as a $$$ donor.

It will be so nice for him to forgive that $1.

Hook’em!!!

#10429
54 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

At 3:39 the guy breaks down a Ewer's play and it warms the heart.

 

RJ is still a clown. Fuck that sooner bitch. 

Edited by Funk Doctor Spock

#10430
Morty1969 
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It’s so cute that they actually think they have a chance of not getting their bleeding cunts kicked into Never Never Land
#10432
On 10/5/2024 at 5:09 PM, TheBryMan81 said:

It showed up on the board several years ago. Someone posted an pre-season team preview "article" I think by Chip Brown and it was so good that I didn't realize it was fake until he said our defense was playing "like a pride of fuck lions"

I can't be the only one that remembers that

The real back story is a bizarre Facebook quiz/answers by a Meat chicken player named Marques Slocum.

https://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/08/22/hero-for-our-time-marques-grand-marques-slocum

And then Scipio's take off.

https://www.barkingcarnival.com/2007/08/24/marques-slocum-michigan-football-intellectual-ventures-inside-the-actors-studio

So, for a few months there, "fuck lion" was de rigeur.  Gotdamn, I can't believe that was 17 years ago.

Edited by TwiceHorn

#10433
8 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

I have an annual bet, for $1, with my MFng COO of a Fortune 100 Company. It’s like the Trading Places movie with Eddie and Dan Akroyd. This will be our 7th year, so I really hope that he has to do the “walk of shame” to my peon desk on 10/13. If I see him at B-Fast in the cafeteria (around 6:30 AM) he’ll most likely want to give it to me then. But NO - I want him to do the “Walk of Shame” and bring that $1 to my peon desk! I will then have him autograph it with a sharpie and hang it up for a year!

Hook’em!!!

You should escalate the terms this year. You swap jobs if we win. You give him a lifetime supply of bags of dicks if we lose.

Edited by Bevo14

#10435
You should escalate the terms this year. You swap jobs if we win. You give him a lifetime supply of bags of dicks if we lose.

Can’t you get a bag of candy dicks sent to someone anonymously? I seem to remember someone on the old site finding that out.
#10442
What’s the latest on Quinn? A friend sent a post saying he was out for the OU game. 

He gonna be out for the Ou game. Out and fucking up their defense.
#10446
Whatcha think? @QuinnEwers
Quinn Ewers with the Golden Hat 🤠

 

#10447

Ewers looked awful in the first two series today, but he managed a conservative game plan in the 2nd Half and brought home the win. Hook 'em, QB1

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#10448

I’m confident he’ll play a lot better next week, but man he is one of the more maddening QBs we’ve had. He’ll make throws that nobody else in Texas history could, then miss a throw that Tyrone Swoopes wouldn’t. It’s flabbergasting.

#10449

He really didn't look like himself that game. I suspect he is still dealing with pain.

Hopefully will continue to heal this week and be 100% for Georgia.

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#10450
Texas football coach Steve Sarkisian on how being in big games with Quinn Ewers in the past benefits them and the Longhorns as they prepare to face Georgia on Saturday

 

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