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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins

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#13901
6 minutes ago, Had Enough said:

Exactly why did that make you think he is now healthy?

The best thing about it was the quick decision.

It was simple read. Sark called play action pass and the ILB was blitzing and mugged up on the LOS. It was pretty obvious, not much to make a decision about

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#13902
1 minute ago, Codaxx said:

It was simple read. Sark called play action pass and the ILB was blitzing and mugged up on the LOS. It was pretty obvious, not much to make a decision about

That one I won’t take completely for granted.  There was a free blitzer that sped it up a bit.  Obviously a play the QB needs to make.  Just thought the throw was easier than the quick decision part.

#13903
9 minutes ago, Had Enough said:

Not if you have the old school T-bar.  First game ever played in 7th.  Ball thrown right between my eyes.  At one point, the ball just disappeared then doinked off the face mask.

Didn't hit you in the face, though, just doinked off the mask. You shoulda caught it.

#13904
12 minutes ago, Had Enough said:

Not if you have the old school T-bar.  First game ever played in 7th.  Ball thrown right between my eyes.  At one point, the ball just disappeared then doinked off the face mask.

No excuses...catch the damn ball, pussy.

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#13905

Funny. Looks like he is giving a middle finger. 

Quinn Ewers inner monologue when he sees more than 3 guys rushing him and eventually stumbles on his face

 

 

#13906
34 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

This is why this thread is so long and why the debate continues regarding Quinn’s effectiveness.

We never know which Quinn is going to show up, and we continue to hope for a Quinn we have occasionally seen, despite him more regularly being the guy who has happy feet, has terrible mechanics, and is worried at the mere idea of pressure.

Too many “ifs” with Quinn for us to reach the pinnacle and I’ll happily eat crow if I’m wrong.

100% agree. it's not even consistency from game to game for quinn, it is offensive series to offensive series. the same guy that played in the first quarter of the game also played second quarter. 

but he never showed much of anything worth a damn against ou, uga, or vandy outside of two great passes against vandy (first td to moore and 3rd and long to bolden) and at least yesterday, he occasionally threw some really, really nice balls.

#13908
6 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Funny. Looks like he is giving a middle finger. 

Quinn Ewers inner monologue when he sees more than 3 guys rushing him and eventually stumbles on his face

 

 

 

“Fine whatever. Booty”Texas may win the natty. https://t.co/6qrNKAXx4b

🤣

#13909
3 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

We will know soon enough if it’s real if his gf breaks up with him

Worst case scenario is that’s a chat between him and his OU gf and she still won’t send him a nude. Ewers deserves better 

#13911
17 minutes ago, sidis said:

100% agree. it's not even consistency from game to game for quinn, it is offensive series to offensive series. the same guy that played in the first quarter of the game also played second quarter. 

but he never showed much of anything worth a damn against ou, uga, or vandy outside of two great passes against vandy (first td to moore and 3rd and long to bolden) and at least yesterday, he occasionally threw some really, really nice balls.

It's his footwork. I dont understand how a kid that has had a Qb coach since about the time he came out of the womb can have such poor footwork. It been an issue since he came to Texas and even in the Florida game, he would throw off his backfoot with no pressure. It has to be frustrating the hell out of Sark. 

#13914
sooooo  
guess i'll ask. is this instagram DM screenshot making the rounds with ewers seemingly fucked up asking for nudes real? 

Where you gonna send him some of it was? I mean, what guy doesn’t want to see nudes of the sex they are interested in.
#13915
1 hour ago, UTEE97 said:

Quinn played a lot better than he did in the last few games for sure, but I don't know how much of that was him getting his confidence/mojo back and how much of that was the relative ease of the game. We have seen him flourish in easy games many times before, so it's not news. I don't know if his better showing means he is going to play well at Arky or Collie station as well. We shall see!

He seemed to flourish against Bama well enough.  I mean I get what you are saying, but it's not like he crumbles against every quality opponent.  And despite what Graham Cracker Dude says, aggy is not comparable to the last two teams Saban fielded against us.

 

 

#13918
3 hours ago, sunset87 said:

Looked like to me that Quinn had more velocity on his throws against UF than the last few games.  He might just be fully recovered from his strained abdomen.

6 weeks seemed to be his magic number.  Let’s roll.

#13919
39 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Fine Whatever Booty

 

That should be the new name of the football board. 

His game is cheeks 

#13920
1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

Quinn Ewers is going through it(via @OldRowSports)

 

 

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#13922

If this leads to him no longer having a sooner gf we’ll all be better off for it. We shouldn’t have to deal with the bad mojo that comes with that. 

#13923
2 hours ago, immamac said:

I think I'm starting to understand what's happening.

People like watching Arch play a lot more. It's dynamic, he's fast, he makes iffy decisions and loves to throw his beautiful deep ball. 

I think ewers is most of the way back to where he was pre-injury. 

Yep. Arch is why this thread is 300 pages. If we didn't have Arch we wouldn't be in here bitching every week.

#13925
1 hour ago, Gandalfish said:

To keep his Sooner girlfriend happy?

Are you guys under the impression that the starting qb at Texas, who’s going to get drafted, is faithful to his girlfriend that lives in another state?

#13926
3 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Are you guys under the impression that the starting qb at Texas, who’s going to get drafted, is faithful to his girlfriend that lives in another state?

I think it always just baffles up that guys in his position are as hard up/down bad as the rest of the guys their age.

Also, we never fail to find the amusement in watching that which is undefeated stay undefeated.

#13927
8 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Are you guys under the impression that the starting qb at Texas, who’s going to get drafted, is faithful to his girlfriend that lives in another state?

Yes he's a good Christian and too much of a pussy to cheat.

#13928
10 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Are you guys under the impression that the starting qb at Texas, who’s going to get drafted, is faithful to his girlfriend that lives in another state?

I don't know much of anything about Quinn personally.

This was answering the question "Why wouldn't he be doing that?"

It's a plausible answer, even if not accurate.

#13929
14 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Are you guys under the impression that the starting qb at Texas, who’s going to get drafted, is faithful to his girlfriend that lives in another state?

Shit, I hope he got laid by someone local instead of waiting for his Sooner girlfriend.  It might improve his play.

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#13930
2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

“Fine whatever. Booty”Texas may win the natty. https://t.co/6qrNKAXx4b

🤣

This sounds like us begging desperately for Quinn to throw the deep ball. Why not? Just one. Fine whatever. Checkdown. 

#13931
23 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Are you guys under the impression that the starting qb at Texas, who’s going to get drafted, is faithful to his girlfriend that lives in another state?

No we are under the impression that if Case McCoy can video his teammate having sex, then Quinn doesn't have to beg women for nudies.

#13932
1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

No we are under the impression that if Case McCoy can video his teammate having sex, then Quinn doesn't have to beg women for nudies.

Oh I agree with that. The most sketch thing about this is the begging. Plenty of modern women around.

#13936

Quinn is going to have an interesting week. It's funny to see people who all expect to get pussy easily beg for one. Perhaps it's not so easy for them after all. Hope he can focus on practice. Next week's game is not going to be a cakewalk.

#13937
6 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Quinn is going to have an interesting week. It's funny to see people who all expect to get pussy easily beg for one. Perhaps it's not so easy for them after all. Hope he can focus on practice. Next week's game is not going to be a cakewalk.

Lmfao

#13938
5 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

That isn't a football specific term. But are you suggesting that is something wrong with homo-eroticism? Some people find it to be the best eroticism. 

Especially Autoerotic Asphyxiarion

#13939
4 hours ago, Codaxx said:

Yes. Quinn is great with a clean pocket and 1st read is there. He one of the best QBs in the country in that environment. He has a rep for poor pocket presence and an inability to handle pressure. Only way for him to win over his detractors is to have a big game with a messy pocket. There just arent many chances for that. 

He had messy pockets last year and played well.

#13943
2 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

Quinn is going to have an interesting week. It's funny to see people who all expect to get pussy easily beg for one. Perhaps it's not so easy for them after all. Hope he can focus on practice. Next week's game is not going to be a cakewalk.

This explains the poor pocket presence. Poor guy is going out there with a loaded gun.

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#13944
1 hour ago, Thatguy said:

He had messy pockets last year and played well.

Not sure those clean pockets exist in your world.

It is a bit ironic that people give the pass protection hell on occasion then come back and changed their tone after watching it again and much more closely.  Our poor games are a day in the life of many QBs.  When we lose upfront, it’s often one guy.  That’s much easier to handle that 2+ plus guys.

It generally goes that as the Oline goes so goes the QB.

#13945

Quinn wasn't available during player media availability today despite the big performance Saturday. Probably not a coincidence lol 

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#13946
Quinn wasn't available during player media availability today despite the big performance Saturday. Probably not a coincidence lol 

He was watching video.

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