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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins

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#14051
1 minute ago, Hookem10 said:

Terrible mechanics. Homeboy is throwing like a fadeaway jumper. We don’t care if it’s completed or dropped, ITS ABOUT HIS MECHANICS DAMMMIT 

Quinn self sacks there or tries to roll out in the face of that kind of pressure.

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#14052
3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Quinn self sacks there or tries to roll out in the face of that kind of pressure.

Or he throws an interception while getting hurt. Am I right ? That’s the bit right. 

#14054
1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

SIAP...   And another 🤘

Quinn Ewers has bene named a Maxwell Award Semifinalist 🤘 @QuinnEwers x @MaxwellFootball

 

Yeah well clearly they didn't see that one pass to Moore last weekend. Blind fucks.

#14055
4 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Yeah well clearly they didn't see that one pass to Moore last weekend. Blind fucks.

Clearly don’t take pussy metrics into their ranking system

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#14057

So glad I follow this thread, or I would never have know that some of Quinn Ewer's TD passes have been really bad throws.

 

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#14058
On 11/12/2024 at 4:53 PM, F250 said:

I've read Quinn may or may not replace Dak Prescott as the quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys.

Holy shit, F250 = Chip Brown?  FCB.

#14059
34 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

So glad I follow this thread, or I would never have know that some of Quinn Ewer's TD passes have been really bad throws.

 

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Hey...remember when the little bitches on this thread threw perfect TD passes for the Horns in any game, much less a game we cakewalked through?

#14060
On 11/12/2024 at 7:10 PM, AnotherLawyer said:

We were down 6 to Florida with 1 second to go in the game when Ewers doesn't throw a perfect pass to Moore in the endzone that hit his hands but he didn't catch but could have caught if it had been perfect.

That's how you dumb motherfuckers are acting.

It's very umcomventiomal for him to drop a pass, much less 2. He usually has glue for hands. 

#14061
On 11/12/2024 at 9:36 PM, Hank_Hill said:

Clearly don’t take pussy metrics into their ranking system

PUSSY METRICS is actually a pretty decent band name. 

#14063
1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

So glad I follow this thread, or I would never have know that some of Quinn Ewer's TD passes have been really bad throws.

 

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Pics of Emily Hartman?

 

I know NEJM doesn't normally, but doesn't hurt to ask

#14064
2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

It was Florida shitting out third string DBs 

I don't expect much tomorrow.

You should study up on the Arkansas secondary before you say stupid shit then

#14065
2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

It was Florida shitting out third string DBs 

I don't expect much tomorrow.

Arkansas's secondary is just as bad and their best corner is out. This is their 10th game of the season and they were holding open tryouts for every position in the last two weeks.

#14067
22 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I will not do either.

And no one else will, either. This thread is Stupid Shit Central.

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#14069

I'll go ahead and say it........if this was prison rules football, a couple of you would need to take a lap. Let's see what tomorrow brings around 11 am but until then, I'm gonna make sure some of you take a couple of laps to get this out of your system.

#14070
4 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

This is their 10th game of the season and they were holding open tryouts for every position in the last two weeks.

Maybe all of the people on this board with kids who attend Arkansas (and who try to convince us that it is the new Princeton) can send their little retards for a tryout. 

#14071
1 hour ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

I'll go ahead and say it........if this was prison rules football, a couple of you would need to take a lap. Let's see what tomorrow brings around 11 am but until then, I'm gonna make sure some of you take a couple of laps to get this out of your system.

Yeah I'll get right on that.

#14073
Arkansas's secondary is just as bad and their best corner is out. This is their 10th game of the season and they were holding open tryouts for every position in the last two weeks.

Is that for real?
#14074
36 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Is that for real?

Yes they were holding open tryouts for every DB position, because in the last two games they had given up over 900 yards passing. By open tryouts, I mean the scholarship players, not like the Eagles did in the 70s.

#14076
8 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

So glad I follow this thread, or I would never have know that some of Quinn Ewer's TD passes have been really bad throws.

 

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I think you should ask ChatGPT to update the template to a more relevant one, such as the following. Surlites, as you have so astutely discovered, are doctors of the theoretical kind.

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#14077
31 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Top story on Daily Mail

BREAKING!!!

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Doesn't seem like too much of a story.  College kid gets tired of girlfriend and tries to get some strange.  That said, hope it doesn't affect his play tomorrow.

#14078
13 minutes ago, AeroHorn said:

I think you should ask ChatGPT to update the template to a more relevant one, such as the following. Surlites, as you have so astutely discovered, are doctors of the theoretical kind.

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Thanks for the tip, haha. I did use ChatGPT to write the article, and it did a fabulous job, as usual. 

#14079
8 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

So glad I follow this thread, or I would never have know that some of Quinn Ewer's TD passes have been really bad throws.

 

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I’m skeptical of the Peer review for this one.  I hear it consists of Barstool, the aggy sport writer who looks like Rachel Maddow among other dubious peers.  Will read, but with suspicion.

#14080
2 minutes ago, 89Horn said:

I’m skeptical of the Peer review for this one.  I hear it consists of Barstool, the aggy sport writer who looks like Rachel Maddow among other dubious peers.  Will read, but with suspicion.

You spelled RFK Jr. wrong. 

#14081
1 minute ago, TreatyOak said:

You spelled RFK Jr. wrong. 

Who you refer to does not exist.  There is no RFK Jr.

- the entire Kennedy family

#14082
On 11/12/2024 at 3:31 PM, sidis said:

so THAT is what @TreatyOak looks like with his face unsmudged.

Say what? You’d never catch me in those ugly sunglasses. I prefer some retro shades and a nice print top w some cute heels. 

#14083
35 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

Doesn't seem like too much of a story.  College kid gets tired of girlfriend and tries to get some strange.  That said, hope it doesn't affect his play tomorrow.

Yeah, must be a slow news day. Nothing going on in the world. 

#14084
50 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

Doesn't seem like too much of a story.  College kid gets tired of girlfriend and tries to get some strange.  That said, hope it doesn't affect his play tomorrow.

Will you come here to post “Goddamnit Audrey, you had one fucking job!” if Quinn plays like shit tomorrow?

#14086
4 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Say what? You’d never catch me in those ugly sunglasses. I prefer some retro shades and a nice print top w some cute heels. 

Geti it, Girl!

4 hours ago, SizzleChest said:

Will you come here to post “Goddamnit Audrey, you had one fucking job!” if Quinn plays like shit tomorrow?

Quinn's gonna do it for Audrey 

#14087

One of you guys needs to step up and give Quinn an angry handy-j, so that he's in the right frame of mind for today. 

#14088
18 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

One of you guys needs to step up and give Quinn an angry handy-j, so that he's in the right frame of mind for today. 

FINE

#14089
23 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

It was Florida shitting out third string DBs 

I don't expect much tomorrow.

Arkansas ain’t any better. They pass defense is like 120th in the nation. We won’t face a decent secondary again until the CFP. Aggy has a dline that could cause us problems though

#14095
1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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Self sack here....fucking pathetic

The self sack is. 
 

but there more than just him. No open receivers.  No hot route.  The OL isn’t holding up well against pressure at all. 
 

still on Quinn for that stupid slip though. 

#14098
10 minutes ago, Drew said:

The self sack is. 
 

but there more than just him. No open receivers.  No hot route.  The OL isn’t holding up well against pressure at all. 
 

still on Quinn for that stupid slip though. 

The crossing route right to left is wide open. 
 

If you let the picture roll 2 more frames he’s got the DB beat. 

#14100
5 minutes ago, Zeus said:

The crossing route right to left is wide open. 
 

If you let the picture roll 2 more frames he’s got the DB beat. 

Yeah this pic is this pic though. He’s not making that through to the left in this pocket. He’s not gonna step up.  
 

please don’t think I’m defending Ewers for his bad play here. Just that it was more than just “Ewers sucks” 

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