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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins

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#14452

Our receivers, other than Wingo, are not conducive to that. 
 

Last  year those ball went to Mitchell, a tall athletic senior. We don’t have that guy this year. 

#14453
Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

When is the last time you seen him throw a 50/50 deep ball?

Fuckin' SMU's junk-QB can throw that kind of deep ball (he just did in this game they're playing right now) and our QB, Ewers, can't do that.  SMH

#14454
24 minutes ago, MrBig said:

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This is thrown way too far in front of Helm 

what amazing analysis... it's like you looked up and saw the sky was blue! Holy fucky... Mind blown.

#14455
16 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Blah blah blah you’re a moron. 

The reply of someone that has conceded they are wrong. I'll take it.

I really appreciated the thoughtful discourse on the subject, btw. Nice work.

#14456
3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

When is the last time you seen him throw a 50/50 deep ball?

 

14 minutes ago, troph said:

That play is a gadget play? The fuck it is. It’s throw to a spot and trust your WR fights off the coverage and makes the catch. It was a perfect pass. DB was all over him. 
 

look QE has been frustrating but this board is worse. Almost no credit when it’s due and nothing but criticism otherwise. 
 

texas only had 4 possessions in the second half. TD, FG, punt and take a knee on a 7 min drive that ended deep in arky territory.  Could the first half have been better sure, he played well enough to win. 
 

 

agreed... we scored when we need to... the rest of this board needs to pleasure themselves in the privacy of their own bathroom if they aren't happy with a win over arky this weekend.

#14457

Who said they aren't happy about beating Arkansas? I haven't seen a single person post anything of the sort. 

#14458

Ewers looked pretty trash in the first half.  

Counterpoint:  we're 9-1 and in first place in the SEC SEC SEC, a conference that is the equivalent of a buzzsaw, top to bottom, and we have no idea what we're getting into.  I am very worried.

#14459
20 minutes ago, troph said:

That play is a gadget play? The fuck it is. It’s throw to a spot and trust your WR fights off the coverage and makes the catch. It was a perfect pass. DB was all over him. 
 

look QE has been frustrating but this board is worse. Almost no credit when it’s due and nothing but criticism otherwise. 
 

texas only had 4 possessions in the second half. TD, FG, punt and take a knee on a 7 min drive that ended deep in arky territory.  Could the first half have been better sure, he played well enough to win. 
 

 

It’s a schemed up play. Use motion to isolate Golden. Simple 1 read play, which Quinn is pretty good at 

#14460
7 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

what amazing analysis... it's like you looked up and saw the sky was blue! Holy fucky... Mind blown.

I was responding to someone who was insisting it was a catchable ball by showing it was a terrible throw. Please tell me more about how you think it was a great throw. 

#14461
8 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

 

agreed... we scored when we need to... the rest of this board needs to pleasure themselves in the privacy of their own bathroom if they aren't happy with a win over arky this weekend.

Scoring when you “need” to is not how you win championships. GTFO here with this bullshit reasoning 

#14462
2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Scoring when you “need” to is not how you win championships. GTFO here with this bullshit reasoning 

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#14463
7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Scoring when you “need” to is not how you win championships. GTFO here with this bullshit reasoning 

How the fuck do you know what it takes to win a championship. Lol. you are a middle-aged douche

#14464
8 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Scoring when you “need” to is not how you win championships. GTFO here with this bullshit reasoning 

seems to me if you have the lead... and the lead gets threatened, and then you score to close it out.. is the definition of winning a game or a championship... fucking idiot... lol. did you even graduate from UT?

#14465
24 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

“He never makes a contested throws. Well, except all of those I’m going to arbitrarily rule out based on standards known only to me.” 

That would have been more accurate.
 

What the fuck is wrong with you. That was a play where he throws it there 10/10 times. That's the entire fucking play. There was no decision or judgement, he has practiced that throw with or without coverage to golden 20 times this week at minimum. Give me a fucking break. 

#14469
18 minutes ago, immamac said:

What the fuck is wrong with you. That was a play where he throws it there 10/10 times. That's the entire fucking play. There was no decision or judgement, he has practiced that throw with or without coverage to golden 20 times this week at minimum. Give me a fucking break. 

You don’t have the first fucking clue what play was called, whether it was audibled into, nor what his pre-snap reads were that led him to going to that side. There was without a doubt other options on that play but most of them were been eliminated prior to the snap.  You make it sound like they’re out there playing sandlot football at recess. You tend to do that a lot, mostly because you’re a fucking idiot. 

#14470
Just now, Your Mom said:

You don’t have the first fucking clue what play was called, whether it was audibled into, nor what his pre-snap reads were that led him to going to that side. There was without a doubt other options on that play but most of them were been eliminated prior to the snap.  You make it sound like they’re out there playing sandlot football at recess. You tend to do that a lot, mostly because you’re a fucking idiot. 

Lmao sure dude. 

#14471
3 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

You don’t have the first fucking clue what play was called, whether it was audibled into, nor what his pre-snap reads were that led him to going to that side. There was without a doubt other options on that play but most of them were been eliminated prior to the snap.  You make it sound like they’re out there playing sandlot football at recess. You tend to do that a lot, mostly because you’re a fucking idiot. 

It was a called play, with 1 read, like what are you even trying to fucking argue you fucking dumb bitch. 

#14472

I'm saying that one fucking throw isn't a contested throw/catch because it was schemed that way and you act like I'm saying that play was bad. That play was fucking excellent and the execution was perfect. 

I'm saying Quinn doesn't throw many contested catch type balls and troph said the golden TD pass was one, and I'm just pointing out that it was designed that way regardless of coverage. 

I'm the idiot though. Sure thing. Not you who can't follow a simple thread and the face value argument that it was a designed play. 

#14473
3 minutes ago, immamac said:

I'm saying that one fucking throw isn't a contested throw/catch because it was schemed that way and you act like I'm saying that play was bad. That play was fucking excellent and the execution was perfect. 

I'm saying Quinn doesn't throw many contested catch type balls and troph said the golden TD pass was one, and I'm just pointing out that it was designed that way regardless of coverage. 

I'm the idiot though. Sure thing. Not you who can't follow a simple thread and the face value argument that it was a designed play. 

More importantly it’s not even what we’re discussing when we talk 50/50 balls 

#14475
6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

It was a called play, with 1 read, like what are you even trying to fucking argue you fucking dumb bitch. 

You know who butter's your bread.

#14476

I’m pretty sure I said this earlier in this thread or a game thread a few weeks ago, “you mother fuckers are retarded”

we are 9-1 for the SECond year in a row. We can’t compete in the SEC.  Fuck the haters, it isn’t pretty but we are where we are and we control our destiny.  

#14478
Just now, Cody2422 said:

I’m pretty sure I said this earlier in this thread or a game thread a few weeks ago, “you mother fuckers are retarded”

we are 9-1 for the SECond year in a row. We can’t compete in the SEC.  Fuck the haters, it isn’t pretty but we are where we are and we control our destiny.  

This is what we are. This is who we are. 

#14479
1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

This is what we are. This is who we are. 

you and your negative taco hat need to exit stage left... fuck off junior.

5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

More importantly it’s not even what we’re discussing when we talk 50/50 balls 

50/50 balls implies you have balls... and we all know you're a cuckold... so fuck off scooter.

#14480
1 minute ago, ChickenNuggets said:

you and your negative taco hat need to exit stage left... fuck off junior.

50/50 balls implies you have balls... and we all know you're a cuckold... so fuck off scooter.

 

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#14482

I haven't seen a single great team this year.  All this hand-wringing ignores the fact that it's kind of a meh year at the top. 

#14483

It seems like QE just isn’t very instinctive as a QB. He lacks pocket feel, which is what allows QBs to extend plays, keep drives alive, etc, which is the difference between good and great offenses. In addition he just isn’t good at throwing deep balls. He never has been. Thus, the offense is going to be limited and it will be up to Sark to work around the limitations. 

It is not because QE lacks talent or toughness or is stupid or anything like that - he just doesn’t have that QB sixth sense that the great ones do. It is what it is. You can win with him but the offense is going to be limited. 

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#14484
Just now, ChickenNuggets said:

that's the best you can do? a fucking gif that you didn't make? lol.

Are you seriously taking a message board seriously? Holy shit. Go have a drink and relax 

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

I haven't seen a single great team this year.  All this hand-wringing ignores the fact that it's kind of a meh year at the top. 

Like Gerry said, now with the transfer portal there are no longer "great teams". I think he's correct. 

#14486
3 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Are you seriously taking a message board seriously? Holy shit. Go have a drink and relax 

Like Gerry said, now with the transfer portal there are no longer "great teams". I think he's correct. 

I think this year it’s all about QB. It is a really bad QB class. Lot of the top teams have QBs you just can’t trust for 3 straight games. That’s probably why Texas fans are so frustrated with Quinn. They know if Quinn consistently plays to his abilities for the back end of this season, Texas has a legit chance at a NC. If not, Texas may not make the playoffs 

#14487
34 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I’ve watched Vince Young play. I’ve watched college football. Quinn isn’t a championship caliber QB. 

Quinn Ewers is NOT it

 

i think he comes back for last season. maybe miami ?

#14488
Just now, Codaxx said:

I think this year it’s all about QB. It is a really bad QB class. Lot of the top teams have QBs you just can’t trust for 3 straight games. That’s probably why Texas fans are so frustrated with Quinn. They know if Quinn consistently plays to his abilities for the back end of this season, Texas has a legit chance at a NC. If not, Texas may not make the playoffs 

Agree. He's been here 3 seasons and when he's one he's money, but when he's off...man, it's hard to watch. If the light comes on the next 2 games he can take us there, if not, we're gonna limp win or not. We just cannot keep leaving our defense out there. 

#14489
2 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

I think this year it’s all about QB. It is a really bad QB class. Lot of the top teams have QBs you just can’t trust for 3 straight games. That’s probably why Texas fans are so frustrated with Quinn. They know if Quinn consistently plays to his abilities for the back end of this season, Texas has a legit chance at a NC. If not, Texas may not make the playoffs 

 

the NC is up for grabs. whoever gets hot in the playoffs 

#14491
2 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

I think this year it’s all about QB. It is a really bad QB class. Lot of the top teams have QBs you just can’t trust for 3 straight games. That’s probably why Texas fans are so frustrated with Quinn. They know if Quinn consistently plays to his abilities for the back end of this season, Texas has a legit chance at a NC. If not, Texas may not make the playoffs 

I also meant to say Sark needs to design more easy plays for Bond and his speed, and Golden with his hands. 

#14495
12 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Are you seriously taking a message board seriously? Holy shit. Go have a drink and relax 

Like Gerry said, now with the transfer portal there are no longer "great teams". I think he's correct. 

first... i've been drinking - which is the problem... and second.. .Gerry... are you Bobby?

#14496
Just now, ChickenNuggets said:

first... i've been drinking - which is the problem... and second.. .Gerry... are you Bobby?

How can I be two people at the same time? I could be Gerbobby. 

What are you drinking?

#14498
6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Quinn Ewers is NOT it

That's exactly what I mentioned here, just with 50% less effeminate tone (NTTAWWT):

2 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

Umm, he was wide open with positioning against the defender. Even if Helm had to sit down to catch the ball, the defender would've had to plow through him to defend the pass. Instead, Ewers guns it at 200mph low and outside.

#14499
Just now, OU Sucks said:

That's exactly what I mentioned here, just with 50% less effeminate tone (NTTAWWT):

Man you guys are hilarious. Never stop Surly!

#14500
14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Quinn Ewers is NOT it

 

i think he comes back for last season. maybe miami ?

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