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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins

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#17151
5 minutes ago, RichUT said:

You know we haven’t won’t the conference championship yet, right? I know you and Quinn are BFF’s because you have money to light on fire, but that doesn’t mean we get to crown ourselves. 

Lol,  good point. I may have had too much bourbon tonight. Regardless, we gonna stomp White Trash Bulldog next week. Save your money cause you're gonna wanna bid on the Quinn Ewers signed ball after we take home the trophy.   

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#17152
1 minute ago, Goredho said:

I don’t know what’s up with Ewers, but…. I don’t think we’re going to ride Wisner to either an SEC or national championship.  So keep giving Arch some meaningful snaps in practice and in games and be ready to hit the eject button at any time on Ewers.  We’re about to enter a single loss elimination tournament for all the marbles.

Playing arch too much will impact Quinn’s confidence. IMO we probably score more than 17 if arch had first team reps and played the full game

#17154
1 minute ago, TreatyOak said:

Lol,  good point. I may have had too much bourbon tonight. Regardless, we gonna stomp White Trash Bulldog next week. Save your money cause you're gonna wanna bid on the Quinn Ewers signed ball after we take home the trophy.   

If Quinn don’t play well that ball will be worth as much as a Brian downing autograph.  There’s a chance drew all at will be drafted before him

#17155
27 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

What's even more embarrassing for Quinn, is he had 2 redzone turnovers despite Arch taking a handful of those redzone snaps. (One for a rushing TD, too)

at least they are red zone(sans the return for TD) TO's.  It gives our D a chance to stop the other team.

our ST coach needs to get his shit together.  He should have known Bert was erratic and also gone out and gotten a punter with NIL.  

#17157
I don’t know what’s up with Ewers


He doesn’t have the “It” factor. He’s a serviceable QB. Nothing more. He’s never going to put a team on his back and win games. Best you can hope for is decent game management and not too many critical fuckups you can’t recover from.
#17158
1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

The two turnovers were bad

Were they? One was a strip sack from behind(good defensive play), one was a tip ball but was a bad decision either way. Your opinion of QE has been  made abundantly clear. How was his first half by the way. Up to your standard?

#17159
1 minute ago, Longhornlove said:

Were they? One was a strip sack from behind(good defensive play), one was a tip ball but was a bad decision either way. Your opinion of QE has been  made abundantly clear. How was his first half by the way. Up to your standard?

If you can't objectively ay those turnovers were bad you're fucking retarded. 

#17160
Just now, Longhornlove said:

Were they? One was a strip sack from behind(good defensive play), one was a tip ball but was a bad decision either way. Your opinion of QE has been  made abundantly clear. How was his first half by the way. Up to your standard?

Yea they were both bad. I’m still happy we won. 

#17162

Back in the Eighties (I think), one year Fred Akers fielded one of the best defenses college football had ever seen. Unfortunately, we had a non-existent offense. Nevertheless, we were leading (I think Georgia) in a bowl game, and had we won it, we were off to the National Championship. Because of that D, we led the entire game and at the very end, all we needed to do was field one fucking punt.

The punt came in way short, and instead of letting it bounce, the stupid motherfucking punt returner dove at it one foot off the ground and couldn't pull it in. Georgia got the ball and twenty yards later won the game.

One player ruined a strong shot at a national championship game for a truly amazing team --- and that is what Quinn Ewers will do if he remains the starter. There's no way he takes us to that game. No fucking way. Manning needs to be starting against GA. We will need QB runs and the pass to beat a really good team. Bench Ewers now, please.

Edited by Irish Wrist Watch

#17164
6 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Playing arch too much will impact Quinn’s confidence. IMO we probably score more than 17 if arch had first team reps and played the full game

And aggy scores 0

#17165
7 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Playing arch too much will impact Quinn’s confidence. IMO we probably score more than 17 if arch had first team reps and played the full game

I don’t disagree at all. Sark has more responsibility to the rest of the team and the University of Texas than he does to Ewers.  If he wants to start Ewers, fine, Sark has earned some benefit of the doubt.  But he has got to sit Ewers in any future games if he has another quarter like the 3rd.

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#17167
4 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

 


He doesn’t have the “It” factor. He’s a serviceable QB. Nothing more. He’s never going to put a team on his back and win games. Best you can hope for is decent game management and not too many critical fuckups you can’t recover from.

 

I'd bet Quinn has a stronger arm than any qb in this class and if it were just practice he'd look the best.  I'd also think he can read defenses better than every qb in this draft. He just happens to be a spazz.

 

Take his numbers as a whole and he's not much better than Carson Beck or Dillon Gabriel

#17169
1 minute ago, Longhornlove said:

Might as well call this the QE thread of hate. Pussies. Enjoy the win fucksticks.

I am getting there. That second half was getting me salty. 

It worked out and ultimately Ewers will either figure it out or he won't.

I just see greatness in this team and I really want them to reach their potential.

#17170
2 minutes ago, Goredho said:

I don’t disagree at all. Sark has more responsibility to the rest of the team and the University of Texas than he does to Ewers.  If he wants to start Ewers, fine, Sark has earned some benefit of the doubt.  But he has got to sit Ewers in any future games if he has another quarter like the 3rd.

He's earned some and he rightfully went into turtle mode the last few games.  The running game owned aggy and UK.  But that's an indictment on Quinn imo.  Sark has built his reputation on getting guys to the NFL, he won't give up on Quinn.  Something tells me Arch may be better one day.

#17175
6 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Ok cunt, Put a tampon in it.

Shut the fuck up. 

You’ve been acting like a cunt for weeks and you’re fucking wrong about everyone you say.

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#17176

11-1

handled the daunting SEC schedule

beat all three rivals

OU Win

Arkansas Win on the road

Aggie Win on the road 

yet all some can do is bitch about this player who completely helped change the entire direction of this program when he committed to coming back to Texas.

fucking unreal do you not remember 2010-2023 

 

#17179
Just now, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Quinn played pretty great tonight outside of 2 plays. I’ll take the guy that played tonight 

When you say it like (outside of 2 plays) it seems like no big deal. But those two plays represented a 13 point swing in what ended up being a 10 point game. So you can’t just say it that way without sounding dismissive and unintelligent. If he just takes a knee on those plays we win 23-0.
 

They stayed in the game until deep in the 4th explicitly because of Quinn’s two errors. 

#17180
1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Shut the fuck up. 

You’ve been acting like a cunt for weeks and you’re fucking wrong about everyone you say.

I think you're full of shit. and a fucking pussy... enjoy sucking that cock you pussy. and weeks? i rarely post... so you're also a pussy that's full of shit.

#17181
1 minute ago, RichUT said:

When you say it like (outside of 2 plays) it seems like no big deal. But those two plays represented a 13 point swing in what ended up being a 10 point game. So you can’t just say it that way without sounding dismissive and unintelligent. If he just takes a knee on those plays we win 23-0.
 

They stayed in the game until deep in the 4th explicitly because of Quinn’s two errors. 

Thanks for your thoughts RichUT. Get fucked 

#17182
8 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Ok cunt, Put a tampon in it.

It’s hard to stop the bleeding when your 3rd year starting QB has single handedly given opposing teams 14 points in the last 2 games while our D has only given up 7. 

#17183
3 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

I think you're full of shit. and a fucking pussy... enjoy sucking that cock you pussy. and weeks? i rarely post... so you're also a pussy that's full of shit.

Hahahaha!

Nice to see you’re using two different usernames, bitch.

Thats the ultimate bitch move you fucking coward.

Edited by Ghost of Shag

#17184
Just now, Ghost of Shag said:

Shut the fuck up. 

You’ve been acting like a cunt for weeks and you’re fucking wrong about everyone you say.

I'm defending  our QB who continues to win and I'm the cunt? Who is the real Texas fan? Keep blasting dumb takes pussy.

#17185
Just now, Ghost of Shag said:

Nice to see you you’re using two different usernames, bitch.

Thats the ultimate bitch move you fucking coward.

coward? lol. Fuck off scooter.

#17186
10 minutes ago, ApocalypseTexas said:

11-1

handled the daunting SEC schedule

beat all three rivals

OU Win

Arkansas Win on the road

Aggie Win on the road 

yet all some can do is bitch about this player who completely helped change the entire direction of this program when he committed to coming back to Texas.

fucking unreal do you not remember 2010-2023 

 

I’m sorry, but is your position that our turn around as a program is only due to Quinn? Because that would be the dumbest fucking take on a thread full of the dumbest takes around. Our program is where it’s at because of the 85 guys and 11 coaches that have turned the tide. You’re a fucking idiot if you think otherwise.
 

Quinn is one cog in the engine, but he’s sure as shit not THE reason for our recent prosperity. 

Edited by RichUT

#17187
Just now, ChickenNuggets said:

coward? lol. Fuck off scooter.

Hey make sure you use the right username when you respond you fucking douche.

Edited by Ghost of Shag

#17189
4 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

I think you're full of shit. and a fucking pussy... enjoy sucking that cock you pussy. and weeks? i rarely post... so you're also a pussy that's full of shit.

I remember meeting you in person, you know my position thanks for the support.

#17190
3 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Thanks for your thoughts RichUT. Get fucked 

I know you’re a bitch when that’s the best retort you can muster. Way to be an internet tough guy. 

#17191
15 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Back in the Eighties (I think), one year Fred Akers fielded one of the best defenses college football had ever seen. Unfortunately, we had a non-existent offense. Nevertheless, we were leading (I think Georgia) in a bowl game, and had we won it, we were off to the National Championship. Because of that D, we led the entire game and at the very end, all we needed to do was field one fucking punt.

The punt came in way short, and instead of letting it bounce, the stupid motherfucking punt returner dove at it one foot off the ground and couldn't pull it in. Georgia got the ball and twenty yards later won the game.

One player ruined a strong shot at a national championship game for a truly amazing team --- and that is what Quinn Ewers will do if he remains the starter. There's no way he takes us to that game. No fucking way. Manning needs to be starting against GA. We will need QB runs and the pass to beat a really good team. Bench Ewers now, please.

We wouldve won the national championship. That game was for the national championship. 

#17194
8 minutes ago, ApocalypseTexas said:

11-1

handled the daunting SEC schedule

beat all three rivals

OU Win

Arkansas Win on the road

Aggie Win on the road 

yet all some can do is bitch about this player who completely helped change the entire direction of this program when he committed to coming back to Texas.

fucking unreal do you not remember 2010-2023 

 

So well said. Fuck the haters!!!!! 

Quinn14.jpg

#17197
3 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

I remember meeting you in person, you know my position thanks for the support.

Ha! i will buy you a beer next time we get to hang out then :).

#17198
7 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

I'm defending  our QB who continues to win and I'm the cunt? Who is the real Texas fan? Keep blasting dumb takes pussy.

Are you a baseball fan at all?  Quinn is the pitcher who wins with a 5.3 era right now

#17200
8 minutes ago, RichUT said:

I’m sorry, but is your position that our turn around as a program is only due to Quinn? Because that would be the dumbest fucking take on a thread full of the dumbest takes around. Our program is where it’s at because of the 85 guys and 11 coaches that have turned the tide. You’re a fucking idiot if you think otherwise.
 

Quinn is one cog in the engine, but he’s sure as shit not THE reason for our recent prosperity. 

Of course I am not implying he is the only reason we won but he damn sure is the only one with a thread dedicated to bashing his ever mistake 

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