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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins

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#18001
2 minutes ago, nycHorn said:


Bond has been worthless for weeks now.

I would've sat him. Golden, Bolden, and Wingo contribute a hell of a lot more. 

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#18002
8 minutes ago, TexasMan said:
There are going to be folks who see this and still blame Quinn Ewers for the SECCG loss and that is absolutely bonkers to me.

 

If only yards decided football games

#18003

 Bro why are you faking the second time against the Georgia defense??? Fake the swing pass and throw to the wide goddamn open guy in the corner of the endzone

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#18005
1st half receivers (Wingo and Bond) lost us the game much moreso than Quinn. Y’all are lashing out whilst smoking crack. I suspect I’ll enjoy revisiting this thread during the playoffs. Until then most of yall can fuck right off. 

Don’t leave out Gilbeau, sprinting away celebrating Barron’s INT instead of just even breathing on the only defender stopping Barron from taking it to the house:
#18007
Just now, ATLLonghorn said:

 Bro why are you faking the second time against the Georgia defense??? Fake the swing pass and throw to the wide goddamn open guy in the corner of the endzone

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Because if he throws that the RB gets tackled for a loss of 3 or 4 yds. Are you blind?

#18008
Ignoring his actual performance, I have no clue why any team would draft Ewers in the early rounds.
When is the last time he's been healthy? He's been hobbling around for 2+ years and didn't he also have injury issues in HS? 

Yes, he’s been hurt his entire HS and college career. He’s great when healthy. He hasn’t been healthy since September.
#18009

"1 passing TD is all we should expect from a heisman hopeful.

we wouldve won if we made 6 fgs instead of 4"

#18010
Just now, A’Dam Psycho said:

Because if he throws that the RB gets tackled for a loss of 3 or 4 yds. Are you blind?

No, I'm saying to fake the swing pass then throw it to the WIDE OPEN GODDAMN MAN IN THE ENDZONE. He faked *twice* and got sacked. WHY???

#18011
“We can’t run the football”. You know what would help? If we had a QB who was a threat to pull the ball every once in a while to keep the defense honest…if we had a QB who could break sacks and extend plays instead of curl into the fetal position at the first sign of pressure.

He literally has done those things in the last two games. Maybe not as often as you think he should have, but the hyperbole is just unnecessary.
#18012
1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

If only yards decided football games

Yeah, the problem is the red zone puts too many defenders in Quinn's only strong suit.  If those defenders are skilled and fast, we either have to run it or get lucky.  And the likelihood of pressure getting to Ewers and causing an extreme fuckup grows geometrically.

#18013
Just now, C-Man said:

He’s great when healthy.

he was great against bama in 2022 before he got knocked out.  outside of that game he’s been pretty solid more than a couple of times.  I’d say the majority of his college career he’s been an average quarterback who dabbles in horrifically awful. 

#18014
1 minute ago, C-Man said:


Yes, he’s been hurt his entire HS and college career. He’s great when healthy. He hasn’t been healthy since September.

When has he ever finished a full season? That's our problem. We really need him to do well and GTFO off to the NFL. Now it becomes which program are we going to have to watch him portal to? 

#18015
3 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Because if he throws that the RB gets tackled for a loss of 3 or 4 yds. Are you blind?

No, the WR in the end zone. 

#18016
4 minutes ago, ATLLonghorn said:

 Bro why are you faking the second time against the Georgia defense??? Fake the swing pass and throw to the wide goddamn open guy in the corner of the endzone

ewey.gif

This play is designed for the covered TE

#18017
3 minutes ago, C-Man said:


Yes, he’s been hurt his entire HS and college career. He’s great when healthy. He hasn’t been healthy since September.

Nail meet head.

#18018
1 minute ago, C-Man said:


Yes, he’s been hurt his entire HS and college career. He’s great when healthy. He hasn’t been healthy since September.

I think that's the biggest issue. You can tell all the injuries are in his head. He's terrified of getting hit. 

 

#18019

Quinn is not 100%.   He does not have the mobility to elude rushes from elite Ds at this point.  Sark is not doing him any favors calling slower developing plays.  That’s a liability in games when we cannot develop a running game like today to keep the Ds honest.  So, what, just chuck the ball up in a lofty arc and cross fingers that the two bad things don’t happen.

#18020
3 minutes ago, ATLLonghorn said:

No, I'm saying to fake the swing pass then throw it to the WIDE OPEN GODDAMN MAN IN THE ENDZONE. He faked *twice* and got sacked. WHY???

He has two guys in front of him and has no view. TE is the 1st option

#18021
1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Yeah, the problem is the red zone puts too many defenders in Quinn's only strong suit.  If those defenders are skilled and fast, we either have to run it or get lucky.  And the likelihood of pressure getting to Ewers and causing an extreme fuckup grows geometrically.

The problem is we cannot run the football. They were killing the interior of our line. You can't ask the quarterback to be the entirety of your offense. You also can't ask the quarterback to recover from 100 yards worth of offensive calls either.

#18022
There are going to be folks who see this and still blame Quinn Ewers for the SECCG loss and that is absolutely bonkers to me.

 

#18023
When has he ever finished a full season? That's our problem. We really need him to do well and GTFO off to the NFL. Now it becomes which program are we going to have to watch him portal to? 

Cannot stay healthy. Period. End of story.
#18024
2 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

No, the WR in the end zone. 

It's a screen. You throw that downfield and it gets called back for linemen downfield.

#18025
Just now, futureman said:

he was great against bama in 2022 before he got knocked out.  outside of that game he’s been pretty solid more than a couple of times.  I’d say the majority of his college career he’s been an average quarterback who dabbles in horrifically awful. 

The problem with Ewers is he has major limitations. He's not mobile at all and his deep ball is terrible. 

You know there's a problem when all we can say about Ewers is "he's pretty good in the short and intermediate passing game." We are already limiting the offense when we resort to that being the strength of our offense. 

#18026
1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

He's terrified of getting hit.

you think he’ll get hit in the NFL?

if I were a GM I’d take him off my board. 

#18027
Just now, n64ra said:
There are going to be folks who see this and still blame Quinn Ewers for the SECCG loss and that is absolutely bonkers to me.

 

But just like with Washington last year, what did Quinn do when the game was on the line? He sailed passes over open targets. 

#18028
1 minute ago, 89Horn said:

Quinn is not 100%.   He does not have the mobility to elude rushes from elite Ds at this point.  Sark is not doing him any favors calling slower developing plays.  That’s a liability in games when we cannot develop a running game like today to keep the Ds honest.  So, what, just chuck the ball up in a lofty arc and cross fingers that the two bad things don’t happen.

+10000 

I watched the B12 OSU game prior to this one.  Completely different mobile QB.  Night and day.

#18029
Just now, mdmost said:

But just like with Washington last year, what did Quinn do when the game was on the line? He sailed passes over open targets. 

Who was open?

#18032
2 minutes ago, n64ra said:
There are going to be folks who see this and still blame Quinn Ewers for the SECCG loss and that is absolutely bonkers to me.

 

Dak Prescott can put up big stats too. 

#18033
I don't think anybody is blaming Ewers. We have other issues on offense and ST.
The problem is we thought Ewers was a game changer that could go off and win these type of games. He's just an above-average QB with a lot of limitations. Ewers doesn't suck but he's also not a top-tier college QB. 

You don’t think anybody is blaming Ewers? Have you not read this thread? Your opinion is one that others might disagree with but it’s a real legitimate, reasonable take. Not all criticisms of Quinn on this thread are in the same ballpark.
#18034

All those damn rushing yards against A&M and we still couldn’t score a fucking point in the entire second half. It’s Ewers holding the team back. He’s the common denominator for our lack of offensive production. Blaming Auburn is fair, but our QB needs to spend more time learning how to reach the end zone instead of begging for pussy pics and making lame NIL commercials. 

#18035
1 minute ago, Thatguy said:

Who was open?

Moore had at least half a step and outside leverage on 2nd down in OT. That fade pass was nowhere close. 

To be clear, the loss was not solely on Quinn. But he had chances to win it and did not execute. 

Edited by RichUT

#18036
3 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

He has two guys in front of him and has no view. TE is the 1st option

This is not neg worthy @USNALonghornthe two fakes draw the LBs and safeties to different halves of the field for the TE to go up the middle. 

#18037
 Bro why are you faking the second time against the Georgia defense??? Fake the swing pass and throw to the wide goddamn open guy in the corner of the endzone
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Because that’s the play call.
#18039
Just now, StassneyHorn said:

This is not neg worthy @USNALonghornthe two fakes draw the LBs and safeties to different halves of the field for the TE to go up the middle. 

Neither was my post. Figured I wouldn’t leave you hanging without a reply though.

#18040
2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Didn't he miss Moore with a high ball?

He threw the ball to the other shoulder opposite where the DB was. Moore was looking for it to the inside.

#18041
Just now, scottsins said:


Because that’s the play call.

Without giving it a ton of thought, I can't think of too many play calls worse than that one under Sark.

#18042
Just now, closetohumping said:

Did you see the play where he did the double fake?  There was a wide open receiver in the right corner. 

It's a screen pass. That was the call. It was never meant to go downfield.

#18043
13 minutes ago, ATLLonghorn said:

 Bro why are you faking the second time against the Georgia defense??? Fake the swing pass and throw to the wide goddamn open guy in the corner of the endzone

ewey.gif

Sark may need to fire that play into the sun against a good defense that can sniff it out. 

#18044
7 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I think that's the biggest issue. You can tell all the injuries are in his head. He's terrified of getting hit. 

 

I think Arch’s impressive play making ability is in his head too. 

#18045
Just now, Thatguy said:

It's a screen pass. That was the call. It was never meant to go downfield.

To Wisner? Then why the pump? If it’s blown up, throw it at his feet. 

#18046
Just now, Dark Horse said:

To Wisner? Then why the pump? If it’s blown up, throw it at his feet. 

Because its questionable if it would be call a backwards pass.

#18047
7 minutes ago, MrBig said:

All those damn rushing yards against A&M and we still couldn’t score a fucking point in the entire second half. It’s Ewers holding the team back. He’s the common denominator for our lack of offensive production. Blaming Auburn is fair, but our QB needs to spend more time learning how to reach the end zone instead of begging for pussy pics and making lame NIL commercials. 

Ewers was the entire offense tonight. All of it. Why are we talking about aggy?

#18048

Ewers wasn’t in the top 3 reasons why we lost today, but tell me, do you actually believe that when the game is on the line the combo of sark and Quinn is going to go win the game for you? I had zero hope that we were going to get into the end zone on the last drive in regulation or in OT.

#18049

Quinn fucking sucks, we're not winning a championship with him. Move on to Arch and lets get ready for next season.

 

2 years in a row we have a chance to win a big game in the redzone and Quinn shits the bed.

Edited by BurntOrange&White

#18050

Just shut the thread down. The PR crew is typing up responses at an unmatched rate. Bench Blue for his turnovers, but keep trotting this dude out there. He’s averaging 4-6 turnover balls a game. 

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