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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins

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#27152
On 8/18/2025 at 10:10 PM, hobbes2702 said:

You just can’t help yourself huh? You’re infinitely worse than him. Next you’ll complain about him not leaving you alone. Pussy

I actually responded to someone else, not him

i am amused that you and a number of other grown men have made it your job to white knight for Derka. JFC guys at least simp for a hot chick, not a fat slob with the IQ of a toddler

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#27154

Awwww there's another simp now!

JFC do you literally have nothing to do at all in your life? You respond to this shit within 2 minutes every time. What the fuck do you care?

#27155
Just now, MotownHorn said:

I'm done with that.

The fat retarded bitch complained for a year to the mods that I was too mean to him. So I tried to stop the whole thing in the interest of his mental health. 

He's refused to stop, so that fat slob can get exactly what he deserves from here on out. I won't shed a tear if he.....

Are you drunk?

#27157
2 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Are you drunk?

Nope not at all 

Stopped drinking actually 

Just now, Brian Fantana said:

Screenshotting so this little bitch can't later claim he didn't heavily imply he wants Derka to kill himself:

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Jesus christ dude, get a grip

I never said I wanted him to kill himself 

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#27159
4 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

He's refused to stop, so that fat slob can get exactly what he deserves from here on out. I won't shed a tear if he.....

Perhaps he's not the only one with mental health issues if you're posting this. 

#27161
11 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

I actually responded to someone else, not him

i am amused that you and a number of other grown men have made it your job to white knight for Derka. JFC guys at least simp for a hot chick, not a fat slob with the IQ of a toddler

You didn’t need to respond at all. I’m not simping for Derka, I’m pointing out that you’re a huge bitch.

#27163
dolphins 3rd string QB: very serious business

Every big time throw that Arch makes will generate 20 or so posts on this thread that Quinn couldn’t do that.
#27165
On 8/18/2025 at 6:55 PM, GreenspointTexas said:

Exact same QB as Shane Buechele, except Buechele had worse talent but could throw the deep ball better

 

On 8/18/2025 at 7:20 PM, SydneyCarton said:

So nothing at all alike. 

No, they are the exact same, only different.

#27166
1 hour ago, hobbes2702 said:

You didn’t need to respond at all. I’m not simping for Derka, I’m pointing out that you’re a huge bitch.

I have both of them on Ignore. As bad as Derka can be, he does, occasionally, contribute value. I've never seen Motown contribute a goddamn thing.

1 hour ago, Frank Drebin said:

Motown -- You should read your posts back to yourself and think about it.

So... you want him to think about what he just typed?

#27167
Just now, Rimbo said:

I have both of them on Ignore. As bad as Derka can be, he does, occasionally, contribute value. I've never seen Motown contribute a goddamn thing.

Have anything good ever come out of West Virginia?

#27168
Just now, hobbes2702 said:

Have anything good ever come out of West Virginia?

that John Denver song, I guess

#27170
4 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

that John Denver song, I guess

Written by 3 people who weren't from West Virginia, and apparently never lived there.

#27172
2 hours ago, Foosters said:

dolphins 3rd string QB: very serious business

Do you know who their top 2 are?

#27173
42 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Have anything good ever come out of West Virginia?

Randy Moss.

Katie Lee.

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That's all I got.

#27175
19 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Randy Moss.

Katie Lee.

Don Knotts and Joyce Dewitt 

Btw - not to derail the thread, but Quinn reportedly threw a 50 yard bomb and hit the receiver in stride during practice today. Can't find the video but it's just practice anyway.

#27176
20 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Don’t forget Jason Williams.

I like J Will but wasn't sure how well received he is overall. 

#27177
On 8/18/2025 at 6:32 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I'd like to hear more about the Cambodian crypto slave women.

90% chance it's a man 

#27178

We win it all this year

 I take back everything I said about Quinn

 

This is great stuff. 🤘 Listen to this clip from Sark talking about the legacy of Quinn Ewers on Josh Pate’s College Football Show.

#27182
On 8/20/2025 at 3:54 PM, hobbes2702 said:

Have anything good ever come out of West Virginia?

 

On 8/20/2025 at 3:54 PM, Rimbo said:

that John Denver song, I guess

 

On 8/20/2025 at 4:37 PM, ztejas said:

Randy Moss.

Katie Lee.

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That's all I got.

 

On 8/20/2025 at 4:47 PM, Jkwellborn said:


Don’t forget Jason Williams.

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#27183
On 8/20/2025 at 4:09 PM, MotownHorn said:

I actually responded to someone else, not him

i am amused that you and a number of other grown men have made it your job to white knight for Derka. JFC guys at least simp for a hot chick, not a fat slob with the IQ of a toddler

DDS

#27186
8 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

I watched him tonight. I try to convince myself that the sacks were not his fault. But there seems to be a common denominator between sacks and Quinn 

He should have thrown the second one away but the first wasn’t on him.

You wanna see bad pocket presence watch Shedeur.

#27187
2 hours ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

I watched him tonight. I try to convince myself that the sacks were not his fault. But there seems to be a common denominator between sacks and Quinn 

The first sack was 100% not his fault. The first two of his plays were a comedy of errors from his supporting cast.

The second sack... really looked like a patented Ewwers self-sack tho. 

Man, when he's got a couple of years in the league and if he stays healthy and can figure out the pocket presence thing, he's going to be great, because I watched a lot of football today and when he's on, nobody throws a nicer pass.

He's finally at a point where just trusting his arm talent isn't going to be enough to really succeed.

#27188
1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

The first sack was 100% not his fault. The first two of his plays were a comedy of errors from his supporting cast.

The second sack... really looked like a patented Ewwers self-sack tho. 

Man, when he's got a couple of years in the league and if he stays healthy and can figure out the pocket presence thing, he's going to be great, because I watched a lot of football today and when he's on, nobody throws a nicer pass.

He's finally at a point where just trusting his arm talent isn't going to be enough to really succeed.

If if if….he ain’t going to make shit. Just stop. 90% sack rate when eyes drop isn’t good at all. 

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#27189

Yea don’t talk about what Ewers needs to change to do well in the league. This thread is about rehashing old arguments for the 1000th time.

#27191
9 hours ago, Rimbo said:

The first sack was 100% not his fault. The first two of his plays were a comedy of errors from his supporting cast.

The second sack... really looked like a patented Ewwers self-sack tho. 

Man, when he's got a couple of years in the league and if he stays healthy and can figure out the pocket presence thing, he's going to be great, because I watched a lot of football today and when he's on, nobody throws a nicer pass.

He's finally at a point where just trusting his arm talent isn't going to be enough to really succeed.

Not sure I’ve ever seen a qb figure out pocket presence if they don’t have it after 10-15 starts in college. 

#27192
3 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Not sure I’ve ever seen a qb figure out pocket presence if they don’t have it after 10-15 starts in college. 

Pocket awareness isn't taught in the NFL. If a player doesn't have it and the ability to run progressions quickly in college they aren't developing it in the NFL where things are so much faster. 

#27194
45 minutes ago, The Dog said:

From ESPN’s 53 man roster projection for Miami:

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based on the preseason Miami is going to be scouring the waiver wire for a veteran QB.. The gross negligence at the position this offseason borders on criminal. 

#27195
4 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

based on the preseason Miami is going to be scouring the waiver wire for a veteran QB.. The gross negligence at the position this offseason borders on criminal. 

I've seen articles ranging from Ewers being cut a certainty to him remaining a certainty. That range all stems from the fact that the Miami QB room is a complete fucking mess. Gross negligence is being really kind. 

#27196
28 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I've seen articles ranging from Ewers being cut a certainty to him remaining a certainty. That range all stems from the fact that the Miami QB room is a complete fucking mess. Gross negligence is being really kind. 

The ones with him being cut are from 2 weeks ago. I haven’t seen a recent one where he doesn’t make the team.

36 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

based on the preseason Miami is going to be scouring the waiver wire for a veteran QB.. The gross negligence at the position this offseason borders on criminal. 

They already did that and ended up paying Wilson $6 million guaranteed.

#27197
6 minutes ago, The Dog said:

The ones with him being cut are from 2 weeks ago. I haven’t seen a recent one where he doesn’t make the team.

They already did that and ended up paying Wilson $6 million guaranteed.

From yesterday

6 Hours ago: Can the Dolphins find room on the 53-man roster? That's the million-dollar question. Well, more like the $6 million question, as that's how much money they guaranteed Zach Wilson to back up Tua Tagovailoa this season. If the Dolphins believe Ewers can eventually supplant Wilson as the No. 2, they will need to find a way to keep three quarterbacks on their 53.

More from yesterday

The $6 million contract Miami gave Zach Wilson seems to be the big issue. In positive news, Green Bay seems to cherish the idea of Quinn getting cut. 

Zach Wilson is terrible, and has by many thought to have dropped below Ewers, but not all agree. 

Net is, still discussions on if Quinn stays or not.

 

 

#27198
5 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

From yesterday

6 Hours ago: Can the Dolphins find room on the 53-man roster? That's the million-dollar question. Well, more like the $6 million question, as that's how much money they guaranteed Zach Wilson to back up Tua Tagovailoa this season. If the Dolphins believe Ewers can eventually supplant Wilson as the No. 2, they will need to find a way to keep three quarterbacks on their 53.

More from yesterday

The $6 million contract Miami gave Zach Wilson seems to be the big issue. In positive news, Green Bay seems to cherish the idea of Quinn getting cut. 

Zach Wilson is terrible, and has by many thought to have dropped below Ewers, but not all agree. 

Net is, still discussions on if Quinn stays or not.

 

 

One of those is a Packers blogger wishcasting that Ewers gets cut. 

#27199

Quinn will be on a NFL roster whether it is Miami or somewhere else.

I think he will stick with the Dolphins but a lot of NFL teams are stupid so who knows.

#27200
37 minutes ago, The Dog said:

One of those is a Packers blogger wishcasting that Ewers gets cut. 

The point being that people are still talking about it when you claimed they stopped 2 weeks ago which is categorically false. 

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