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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins

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On 10/9/2022 at 2:34 PM, wood said:

Yeah I couldn't remember him looking as easy and smooth as Ewers, but he was the first big-arm guy who popped into my head.

And yeah, Marino is a much better comparison.

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2 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

And you can go fuck yourself.

 

fucking asshole.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

😂

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Ewers looking calm & cool in the pocket 

On 12/18/2025 at 6:45 PM, nineliveslost said:

I have no understanding why people on the interwebs decide to go all in and have an axe to grind with others. It's just bizarre to me 

Because your mother is a whore. 

10/12, 109 yards in the 1H.

Just now, Tex-19 said:

How many viruses will this give my computer?

It's fine if you are using a real browser and not a Windows product.  

Big play negated by a questionable call, Quinn gets the yardage right back and then his jabroni TE puts the ball on the carpet. 

Quinn hits him right in the hands and the idiot turns it into a tip drill, good Lord.

Just now, TOR said:

Quinn hits him right in the hands and the idiot turns it into a tip drill, good Lord.

Welcome to Miami Dolphins football. 

Not a great decision but you'd like his WR to fight for the ball a little better there. 

Just now, ztejas said:

Not a great decision but you'd like his WR to fight for the ball a little better there. 

Honestly just a really good play by the CB but Wease needs to go get the ball.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Honestly just a really good play by the CB but Wease needs to go get the ball.

The difference is a receiver who catches with his body vs hands. That was the same route combo Sark runs. A post with a dagger or deep dig coming behind it. It was thrown on the break. 

3 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

The difference is a receiver who catches with his body vs hands. That was the same route combo Sark runs. A post with a dagger or deep dig coming behind it. It was thrown on the break. 

This is the third or fourth deflected pass/INt I’ve seen on red zone. Happened to the Giants, the Dolphins and the Browns so far. Dang. 

Quinn slips on the QB sneak and they turn it over on 4th and 1. Not great.

I will say this WR/TE assortment he has to work with is fucking ass. 

commercial- call your doctor if you have swelling between the anus and genitals. No shit. 

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Quinn slips on the QB sneak and they turn it over on 4th and 1. Not great.

I will say this WR/TE assortment he has to work with is fucking ass. 

Meanwhile Burrow just threw a ball up for grabs in double coverage and Chase came down with it 🤣😂

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Quinn slips on the QB sneak and they turn it over on 4th and 1. Not great.

I will say this WR/TE assortment he has to work with is fucking ass. 

That's OK because their defense sucks as well.

Quinn bro, you can't be throwing 50/50 balls to a receiver corp that has no interest in fighting for 50/50 balls.

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1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Quinn bro, you can't be throwing 50/50 balls to a receiver corp that has no interest in fighting for 50/50 balls.

Yep. Under the circumstances that was not an ideal throw. 

I don’t see how the HC of the Dolphins keeps job. 🤷🏻‍♀️ there isn’t much fight in that whole team. Tua benched and so on. And the coach dresses like an emo dipshit that’s 15 years old. 

25 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Welcome to Miami Dolphins football. 

Umm his wr’s in college did that to him as well lol. That’s neither here nor there. 

Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

Quinn Ewers died on the cross for every teammate's sins. 

 

And it was the cross's fault.

1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Quinn Ewers died on the cross for every teammate's sins. 

 

Purdy is a mediocre hack and gets gifted the niners as Mr. Irrelevant and Quinn gets stuck with this dumpster fire franchise.

Wease Jr. is a fucking bum. Jesus Christ.

Pretty good line. Neither pick was awful. The bad QB sneak was probably the worst thing he did all day. 

Bengals D is shitty but so are Miami's skill-position guys. 

Not sure he's an NFL starter but I think he will hang around the league for awhile and cash checks.

42 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I don’t see how the HC of the Dolphins keeps job. 🤷🏻‍♀️ there isn’t much fight in that whole team. Tua benched and so on. And the coach dresses like an emo dipshit that’s 15 years old. 

He’ll be a fine/great OC in the booth.  Just not a HC on the sideline.

Hook’em!!!

Samaje Perine still out there collecting a check. 

I saw that. Shocked that he’s been around that long.
In fine Longhorn tradition, he's gonna be a good backup QB.

Nothing wrong with that. It’s damn good work if you can get it.
2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Pretty good line. Neither pick was awful. The bad QB sneak was probably the worst thing he did all day. 

Bengals D is shitty but so are Miami's skill-position guys. 

Not sure he's an NFL starter but I think he will hang around the league for awhile and cash checks.

His stat line isn't any worse than Tua, but it's also not noticeably better.

Just now, JBJ said:

His stat line isn't any worse than Tua, but it's also not noticeably better.

Tua has thrown a ton of WTF balls all season, though. Quinn wasn't doing that. 

These reactions are way too level headed for this thread

His stat line isn't any worse than Tua, but it's also not noticeably better.

Yeah, but Tua is probably severely brown damaged at this point. Ewers should be able to learn going forward.
2 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Yeah, but Tua is probably severely brown damaged at this point. Ewers should be able to learn going forward.

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11 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

These reactions are way too level headed for this thread

I know! I had a list of people to invite to Rainey Street and they are all ruining it for me. 😂 too mellow 


Yeah, but Tua is probably severely brain damaged at this point. Ewers should be able to learn going forward.



I fixed it. Damned iPhone. I’m gonna have to proofread stuff.
5 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

This is the third or fourth deflected pass/INt I’ve seen on red zone. Happened to the Giants, the Dolphins and the Browns so far. Dang. 

So dogshit teams have bad shit happen to them?

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

I know! I had a list of people to invite to Rainey Street and they are all ruining it for me. 😂 too mellow 

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1 hour ago, JBJ said:

His stat line isn't any worse than Tua, but it's also not noticeably better.

True, but Ewers was a rookie in his first start, Tagovailoa is a 6th year player in his 5th year of starter reps. I don't know more than anyone else if Ewers will become a productive NFL QB but if you have a 1st game rookie showing no noticeable difference with your 5th year starter then the answer is obvious on who should get the PT.

We'll see if there's still no noticeable difference when the season ends.

Tough day for Quinn. But not like he was irredeemably horrible or anything. He still throws a nice ball but it just has a tendency to float for like an extra half second too long.

26 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Every throw looks like he is throwing off his back foot. 

Pretty sure it's an optical illusion.  He drags his back toe on the ground for basically his entire follow-through.  Most QBs tire swing the leg around around or flip it out at the knee like they are kicking a hacky sack, so it's more obvious there's no weight on it.

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It's a little bit more obvious he is doing the hackysack from the front angle, just dragging the toe.

 

260 yards 20/30. Not a bad debut.  Yeah 2 picks sucks but so does his team 

1 hour ago, Pam Cummings said:

Tough day for Quinn. But not like he was irredeemably horrible or anything. He still throws a nice ball but it just has a tendency to float for like an extra half second too long.

Cincy's D is ass but he threw for 8.5 YPA and put 21 points on the board. I thought all of his throws that I saw looked great, frankly. He missed one down the sideline and both picks were reasonable balls and decisions. He didn't take a sack all day. He showed some pretty good mobility/athleticism. He looked like an NFL player.

That said - the question for him is what does it look like when he's getting hit and pass-pro is breaking down. We already knew he's great with time to throw. It's his toughness and pocket-presence that he will need to display if he wants to stick around and/or compete for a starting job. 

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