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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins

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8 hours ago, Fico said:

I hope he starts and isn't wearing socks. 

Well played. 

He’s isn’t playing this weekend. Heard he is going noodling on the red river Saturday near Clarksville.

He’s isn’t playing this weekend. Heard he is going noodling on the red river Saturday near Clarksville.

I wonder if he went to the mullet competition they had up this way. He could have been a celebrity judge.
 

I never realized he was also a hand model with very feminine hands. That makes his gifted throwing even more impressive.
11 minutes ago, Shaggyhorn said:


I never realized he was also a hand model with very feminine hands. That makes his gifted throwing even more impressive.

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If and when he gets sacked due to an un-to-extremely-poor block by an OL, I would like to see Quinn pull what have always called a Bobby-Layner.

Layne was QBing - the Steelers, I think it was. He dropped back to pass, one of his OL completely whiffed a block and the unblocked DL annhiliated Layne. Being the 1950s, Layne picked himself up, rubbed some dirt on it, and went into the huddle to call the next play. He excused himself, walked around to the back side of the huddle, drew back and kicked the living shit out of the OL who had whiffed. It was a mighty kick, aimed and landed directly in the crotch, and I believe it must have split that guy's taint from asshole to belly button, but he stayed in the game. Legend has it that he never missed another block in his career.

Note to OL: Do NOT allow your QB to be sacked. Not against 0U, not against anyone.

3 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

If and when he gets sacked due to an un-to-extremely-poor block by an OL, I would like to see Quinn pull what have always called a Bobby-Layner.

Layne was QBing - the Steelers, I think it was. He dropped back to pass, one of his OL completely whiffed a block and the unblocked DL annhiliated Layne. Being the 1950s, Layne picked himself up, rubbed some dirt on it, and went into the huddle to call the next play. He excused himself, walked around to the back side of the huddle, drew back and kicked the living shit out of the OL who had whiffed. It was a mighty kick, aimed and landed directly in the crotch, and I believe it must have split that guy's taint from asshole to belly button, but he stayed in the game. Legend has it that he never missed another block in his career.

Note to OL: Do NOT allow your QB to be sacked. Not against 0U, not against anyone.

I assume he gifted them those bags as an incentive. You got me hurt, here’s an overnight bag. Do better this game and you get a better gift. 

8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I assume he gifted them those bags as an incentive. You got me hurt, here’s an overnight bag. Do better this game and you get a better gift. 

The times called for a maximum gift of a good cigar.

30 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

If and when he gets sacked due to an un-to-extremely-poor block by an OL, I would like to see Quinn pull what have always called a Bobby-Layner.

Layne was QBing - the Steelers, I think it was. He dropped back to pass, one of his OL completely whiffed a block and the unblocked DL annhiliated Layne. Being the 1950s, Layne picked himself up, rubbed some dirt on it, and went into the huddle to call the next play. He excused himself, walked around to the back side of the huddle, drew back and kicked the living shit out of the OL who had whiffed. It was a mighty kick, aimed and landed directly in the crotch, and I believe it must have split that guy's taint from asshole to belly button, but he stayed in the game. Legend has it that he never missed another block in his career.

Note to OL: Do NOT allow your QB to be sacked. Not against 0U, not against anyone.

I'd be more impressed if he could get them to run block.

4 hours ago, Shaggyhorn said:


I never realized he was also a hand model with very feminine hands. That makes his gifted throwing even more impressive.

those are Jennifer Connelly's hands. she's pegging him.

1 hour ago, formermav43 said:

I'd be more impressed if he could get them to run block.

You'd want Bijan to do the ass-kicking, then. 

3 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

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"Check out the bags of money aggy gave us. Thanks for the tip, Dickerson."

9 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

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This is how you QB. Glad he’s ours.

Heck ya!!!

id guess the retail cost close to $25,000.

for a college kid.  
 

heck, back when I was playing at it  in college, $.75  burgers from Mickey D’S bout broke me.

looking forward to a great game!

Edited by TexasTroll

16 minutes ago, TexasTroll said:

Heck ya!!!

id guess the retail cost close to $25,000.

for a college kid.  
 

heck, back when I was playing at it  in college, $.75  burgers from Mickey D’S bout broke me.

looking forward to a great game!

Let’s not get crazy they $600-$800.  Look awesome but they aren’t close to 25k

Edited by Hook1997

1 hour ago, BornAndRaised said:

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tOSU NIL money pay for this?

 

Just now, F250 said:

tOSU NIL money pay for this?

 

It’s part of his NIL deal with Lucchese.

1 hour ago, BornAndRaised said:

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Love this from QB1 right before RRS

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LET'S FUCKING GO

ALL GAS NO BREAKS OR DON'T GET ON THE BUS HOME STEVE

6 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

Let’s not get crazy they $600-$800.  Look awesome but they aren’t close to 25k

each. but it is part of an NIL deal anyway.

8 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

Let’s not get crazy they $600-$800.  Look awesome but they aren’t close to 25k

True… I meant 25k for the whole Ol room including coaches

nice cool football weather in Dallas today

4 minutes ago, MH BEVO said:

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Dude in the back - no sunshine at all.

QE gonna eat today. Will Anderson stole his chance to prove his elite status to the nation against Alabama. He’s going to be dropping dimes and throwing bombs for 3.5 hours today as a result and prove he belongs on the Mount Rushmore of Texas QBs by the time he leaves 

Today the mullet cements his status with the likes of case McCoy. Sam Ehlinger Colt and Vince :)

5 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

 

 

Thanks Alex for that breaking news 

11 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

No doubt if Ewers plays the whole game, we beat Alabama 

5-0 and top 10 if he didn’t get hurt. Time for a run the rest of the season with the Truth throwing the ball 

Edited by Js1

14 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

We are 5-0 if he didn’t get hurt , fuck

EWERS IS THE FUCKIN MAN

FUCK OU

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