Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins

Featured Replies

50 minutes ago, Starfleet Command said:

This is an NFL QB. Easily the best QB play we’ve since Colt at the least. 

Texas has never had a QB with the ability to throw the ball like Ewers. He isn’t even close to a finished product yet. 

  • Replies 28.2k
  • Views 2.1m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

1 minute ago, Ravishing Rick said:

No words necessary

image.thumb.png.dc0c8fe0d2e6355d2e9c6f64f6df43ec.png

WHAT A GREAT PHOTO. Wait, is it that one poster's wife?! hhahahaha. "TAKE ME RIGHT NOW QUINNNNNN"

3 minutes ago, Ravishing Rick said:

No words necessary

image.thumb.png.dc0c8fe0d2e6355d2e9c6f64f6df43ec.png

Ok. Which one of you fuckers’ wife is that?

6 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Texas has never had a QB with the ability to throw the ball like Ewers. He isn’t even close to a finished product yet. 

Ridiculously talented. Whoever drafts him will be lucky. 

Ewers can fuck my wife if he wants too. 

Hold on there, Jimbo. He isn’t transferring again.

Too bad Quinn was a little rusty today in his return to football. 4 tds and all. Looking forward to seeing him after he gets a few more game reps. (heh)

1 minute ago, Shaggyhorn said:


Hold on there, Jimbo. He isn’t transferring again.

She travels. With his money.

1 minute ago, Dignan said:

Too bad Quinn was a little rusty today in his return to football. 4 tds and all. Looking forward to seeing him after he gets a few more game reps. (heh)

no, seriously.  he will get a lot better.  savor it. 

11 minutes ago, Ravishing Rick said:

No words necessary

image.thumb.png.dc0c8fe0d2e6355d2e9c6f64f6df43ec.png

 

ABEA15A1-AAA6-4478-9A7E-CDA95669FAA4.jpeg

4 minutes ago, Dignan said:

Too bad Quinn was a little rusty today in his return to football. 4 tds and all. Looking forward to seeing him after he gets a few more game reps. (heh)

He was a little rusty.  That’s what Rusty Mullet looks like.  I am looking forward to the next 1.5 seasons after he shakes it off.

6 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

 

And he had that throw to Whitt that was a TD if caught before the INT

looking at the press conference on LHN...

Ewer's jersey looks so white. 

don't know if it ever saw any grass.

looking at the press conference on LHN...
Ewer's jersey looks so white. 
don't know if it ever saw any grass.
Only when he made the two runs and went down on his own.
Ewers is out. Do you know where your wife is?

If I’m lucky, with Quinn. If they have a boy, we’ll name him Quinn. If they have a girl, we’ll name her Harley Quinn.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  • Popular Post

Ewers deserves a lot of the talk but when was the last time our offensive line owned any other p5 team like that?

1 hour ago, Starfleet Command said:

Ridiculously talented. Whoever drafts him will be lucky. 

Well, they will have just had the worst record in the NFL.

is that the little spinner actress chick from the cheerleader show?  

2 hours ago, Ravishing Rick said:

No words necessary

image.thumb.png.dc0c8fe0d2e6355d2e9c6f64f6df43ec.png

What can Quinn spin better, the ball or dat ass?

  • Popular Post
5 hours ago, Js1 said:

 

As a former quarterback this shit just amazes me.  The ball just flies effortlessly out of his hand.  There is a God given gift in players like Quinn.  As for the rest of us we practice for hours on end for years and it just doesn't happen.   Thank God for QE.

Edited by SHOOTER12

5 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Jimbo?  That you?  Shouldn’t you be preparing for your own beat down instead of reading Texas message boards?

Nah if it was Jimbo, he'd say errbody can fuck my wife....

40 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

As a former quarterback this shit just amazes me.  The ball just flies effortlessly out of his hand.  There is a God given gift in players like Quinn.  As for the rest of us we practice for hours on end for years and it just doesn't happen.   Thank God for QE.

duder looks like Aaron Rodgers to me with that side ways effortless throw. 

i hate going half aggy like this but we would certainly be undefeated if he isn't injured

  • Popular Post

His style of play reminds me of Mahomes. I bet Kingsbury would win 6-7 games a year in the Big XII with this guy.

4 hours ago, Ravishing Rick said:

No words necessary

image.thumb.png.dc0c8fe0d2e6355d2e9c6f64f6df43ec.png

Stunt on this hoe?

30 minutes ago, staboner said:

duder looks like Aaron Rodgers to me with that side ways effortless throw. 

i hate going half aggy like this but we would certainly be undefeated if he isn't injured

His arm angle seems more varied than Rodgers to me - he seems to tweak the angle to match the throw instead of the other way around. It’s unique. 

  • Popular Post

For someone who looks like an Amish redneck that woke up naked in bed with his cousin after a rumspringa bender, Ewers is pretty fucking good.

36 minutes ago, Goredho said:

For someone who looks like an Amish redneck that woke up naked in bed with his cousin after a rumspringa bender, Ewers is pretty fucking good.

 

images (17).jpeg

4 hours ago, Bigbend1812 said:

denzel washington GIF

You go Denzel and don't even bring up the Mighty Quinn?   

1 hour ago, Goredho said:

For someone who looks like an Amish redneck that woke up naked in bed with his cousin after a rumspringa bender, Ewers is pretty fucking good.

I can fap to that. 

No words necessary
image.thumb.png.dc0c8fe0d2e6355d2e9c6f64f6df43ec.png

Yeesh! If “I’m not too late to enter the 1st annual Ewers raw dog fest, am I?” were a picture.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
3 hours ago, Goredho said:

For someone who looks like an Amish redneck that woke up naked in bed with his cousin after a rumspringa bender, Ewers is pretty fucking good.

 

D1A9068F-8C6C-4D9D-92E9-4015D44A627D.jpeg

3 hours ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

 

I wish I could hook up like that after reaching out on Instagram. 

Ewers deserves a lot of the talk but when was the last time our offensive line owned any other p5 team like that?

Both lines were the best since 2005. The oline has immaculate vibes.
5 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:


Both lines were the best since 2005. The oline has immaculate vibes.

Early on in the game when Banks just drive blocked that sooner through the whistle into the end zone and all the sooner fans were pissed I knew this line came to beat mofos down

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.