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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins

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On 10/8/2022 at 11:55 AM, Js1 said:

5-0 and top 10 if he didn’t get hurt. Time for a run the rest of the season with the Truth throwing the ball 

Top 5, dude. I guarantee it. Now that the CFB world has seen Quinn, we would be top 5, easily. 

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1 hour ago, Butch Had Not said:

What is messed up is that NFL scouts and GM's will pick it apart and interpret it as he's not competitive or doesn't love the game because too many JaMarcus Russell and Kerry Collins' have happened. 

That's ok. That would just allow him to drop past the shittiest teams who always have the top picks.

50 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Cleveland Browns Quarterback Johnny Manziel gets flattened | Indianapolis  colts, Cleveland browns quarterback, Sports gif

LMAO. The Mayfield Follies never get old.

2 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

Who knew the face swap Quinn gifs made on the Surl were so lucrative 

51 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Kerry Collins threw for 41,000 yards in the NFL. 

That seems like a lot. 

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Kerry Collins threw for 41,000 yards in the NFL. 

Damn... that was a lot. Bad example. I'll own it. 

 

1 hour ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Cleveland Browns Quarterback Johnny Manziel gets flattened | Indianapolis  colts, Cleveland browns quarterback, Sports gif

Dear Cleveland, 

I will do this even more often than he did for half of his salary. Think it over, hit me up. Also willing to ask masseuses for handjobs at no extra charge. 

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Kerry Collins threw for 41,000 yards in the NFL. 

How many of those yards came when he should have been riding the pine while VY played?

It'll be nice when we can jerk off to our lord and savior Quinn and Arch and whoever is after them after winning the NC and not VY. 

I think he started 14/16-178-2 and 1 of the misses was off Worthy's hands.  Regardless of how shitty OU is, that is fucking crazy for a dude of his experience in a game of this magnitude.

3 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

What is messed up is that NFL scouts and GM's will pick it apart and interpret it as he's not competitive or doesn't love the game because too many JaMarcus Russell and Kerry Collins' have happened. 

NFL GMs love a neutral attitude because it helps control brand narrative without having to navigate around the QB’s emotion on public display.

When a guy gets pumped up about a huge win, it’s also very obvious when he’s upset about a loss. This kind of emotional reaction creates stories for all the sportswriting vultures to speculate.

If the team leader doesn’t give much emotion to the public, it allows the team to publicly control what is perceived to be going on within the organization. 

4 minutes ago, MrBig said:

NFL GMs love a neutral attitude because it helps control brand narrative without having to navigate around the QB’s emotion on public display.

When a guy gets pumped up about a huge win, it’s also very obvious when he’s upset about a loss. This kind of emotional reaction creates stories for all the sportswriting vultures to speculate.

If the team leader doesn’t give much emotion to the public, it allows the team to publicly control what is perceived to be going on within the organization. 

Tom Brady says hello. 

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Tom Brady says hello. 

He’s not really neutral.

1 hour ago, Butch Had Not said:

Damn... that was a lot. Bad example. I'll own it. 

 

He wasn't very good, but he played for 16 years and started a lot of games. He doesn't deserve being compared to Jamarcus who is one of the worst QBs in NFL history. 

So hot take time

(1) Quinn could shut it down now and he would be drafted 1.1 in the 2024 draft and then when he got to the nfl he would be an elite qb.

(2) He will never lose a game at Texas

(3) When we run the table this year, our only losses will be to bama by 1 with our back up qb, and to tech in ot with our backup qb. And we’ll make the playoffs, where we will continue to dominate, see pt#2

(4) We will look back and see a ton of nfl talent in this team similar to 2005: ewers, bijon, roschon, banks, xavier, sanders, and overshown will all be studs; making rosters will be full of dudes like coburn, collins, sweat, Jones, cook, watts, Jamison, jwhitt, etc

Texas very likely has the best QB, RB, WR, TE, and LT in the Big 12.

Kerry Collins threw for 41,000 yards in the NFL. 

And kept VY out of a job.
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6 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


And kept VY out of a job.

I blame that idiot Jeff Fisher for that.....

20 minutes ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:

So hot take time

(1) Quinn could shut it down now and he would be drafted 1.1 in the 2024 draft and then when he got to the nfl he would be an elite qb.

(2) He will never lose a game at Texas

(3) When we run the table this year, our only losses will be to bama by 1 with our back up qb, and to tech in ot with our backup qb. And we’ll make the playoffs, where we will continue to dominate, see pt#2

(4) We will look back and see a ton of nfl talent in this team similar to 2005: ewers, bijon, roschon, banks, xavier, sanders, and overshown will all be studs; making rosters will be full of dudes like coburn, collins, sweat, Jones, cook, watts, Jamison, jwhitt, etc

Wow, this has escalated quickly.  I mean I’m on the train and everything, but let’s beat a team with a pulse first. Next three games could be a run that sets the course for years to come.  Send a message Horns. 

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This is surly. It’s either the penthouse or the outhouse. There is no in between.

So hot take time

(1) Quinn could shut it down now and he would be drafted 1.1 in the 2024 draft and then when he got to the nfl he would be an elite qb.

(2) He will never lose a game at Texas

(3) When we run the table this year, our only losses will be to bama by 1 with our back up qb, and to tech in ot with our backup qb. And we’ll make the playoffs, where we will continue to dominate, see pt#2

(4) We will look back and see a ton of nfl talent in this team similar to 2005: ewers, bijon, roschon, banks, xavier, sanders, and overshown will all be studs; making rosters will be full of dudes like coburn, collins, sweat, Jones, cook, watts, Jamison, jwhitt, etc

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6 hours ago, gmr548 said:


This. Of course, I hope Texas wins in general, but I can already tell you that’s what I’m going to remember about this season.

I’d rather remember winning the last 9 (or more) games in a row!

5 hours ago, Thatguy said:

  Quinn isn't an accident. His parents saw his potential early and went to find him some professional training. They landed at the same place Mahommes trained at, thus Quinn's interest in Tech. Imagine practicing with one of the best QBs in the NFL. All the arm angles and throws, and you are standing there waiting your turn as an impressionable 14yr old or whatever age he was when he started there. So all the training he received and the mentors he had in his ear has lead to this. 

He’s gonna need a bigger piggy bank!

4 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

This is my concern as well, but ISU has a legit defense and if can put up 35+ points on it, I feel good about our chances against the rest of the schedule. 

Don’t drink the kook-aid…stay focused and take ISU serious.  We can’t let up.

 

20 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Don’t drink the kook-aid…stay focused and take ISU serious.  We can’t let up.

 

they are terrible.  we should win convincingly. 

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

they are terrible.  we should win convincingly. 

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2 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

I think that’s Manziel.

220. 221...

1 hour ago, Dr Phil WIth Hair said:

I blame that idiot Jeff Fisher for that.....

I blame my constipation on that motherfucker. I blame everything on him. Fuck that shitty mustache wearing moron 

Wow, this has escalated quickly.  I mean I’m on the train and everything, but let’s beat a team with a pulse first. Next three games could be a run that sets the course for years to come.  Send a message Horns. 

Not a hot take though
So hot take time

(1) Quinn could shut it down now and he would be drafted 1.1 in the 2024 draft and then when he got to the nfl he would be an elite qb.

(2) He will never lose a game at Texas

(3) When we run the table this year, our only losses will be to bama by 1 with our back up qb, and to tech in ot with our backup qb. And we’ll make the playoffs, where we will continue to dominate, see pt#2

(4) We will look back and see a ton of nfl talent in this team similar to 2005: ewers, bijon, roschon, banks, xavier, sanders, and overshown will all be studs; making rosters will be full of dudes like coburn, collins, sweat, Jones, cook, watts, Jamison, jwhitt, etc

Paging Longhornfrenzy…
on the third quarter pick where he threw the duck, i caught on sark's rewind show that he said they thought the ball hit the damn skycam wire and that helped knock it down.
did anyone in the stadium notice that?

It didn’t. It was a duck when it left his hands. It just slipped. I bet the next one goes to row 25.
Texas very likely has the best QB, RB, WR, TE, and LT in the Big 12.

You just said TE. And it’s been a while since you could.
Neither had it at 19 years old after 5 quarters, though. It's pretty unprecedented for him to be the instant leader like he is. 

100%. Neither Colt or VY were this good at this point in their collegiate careers.
6 hours ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:

So hot take time

(1) Quinn could shut it down now and he would be drafted 1.1 in the 2024 draft and then when he got to the nfl he would be an elite qb.

a guy who's played 9 quarters of football since his junior year of high school going 1.1?

 

2 hours ago, C-Man said:


100%. Neither Colt or VY were this good at this point in their collegiate careers.

identify the players:

 

38/58-6ptd-1int-1rtd; team score 115v38

36/61-6ptd-2int-0rtd; team score 122v33

46/67-6ptd-2int-0rtd; team score 120v30

 

7 hours ago, C-Man said:


100%. Neither Colt or VY were this good at this point in their collegiate careers.

Sam is probably the best player at this stage that we've had at QB (true soph instead of RsFr although Quinn is a little younger, correct?). Quinn doesn't have the legs but he has much better arm talent. 

But you'd expect Quinn to get better and not plateau like Sam did here (for multiple reasons).

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