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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins

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#10251
22 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

if this is Surly AI, I'm not sure I want to live in a world with Surly AI.

Maybe it was just a solar flare messing with AI.

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#10252
5 hours ago, nbmishoid said:

More from no doc.  Oblique strins are the 5th most common injury in the NFduckin L.  Recovery time in weeks. 
Sarkis trolling the next opponents.  And the fans, a bit.  There is a view that non contact or non structural injuries can’t be bad.  The crew is I have a muscle injury last year turn chronic.  Worse than ever now.   Which is not the point, I’m not the example.  The numbers from baseball and the NFL are cause for concern.

maybe this was just a,scratch.  Didn’t look like that.  Pa smotrem 

My brother is Christ. Are you high or drunk 

#10254
2 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Gabby Johnson is right. Oblique strains in baseball can put guys on the shelf for 4 weeks plus. I don’t think Sark wants to tell anyone anything definitive ever because he wants the opponent to have to prepare every week for the next five weeks for both qb’s. 

How much differently would they prepare for Arch v Quinn?

#10255
28 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

How much differently would they prepare for Arch v Quinn?

Arch v Quinn determines the race of the scout team QB

#10256
How much differently would they prepare for Arch v Quinn?

For Arch, they’d install a lot of “Oh shit!!!!’s”

For Quinn….”Oh fuck!!!!’s”
#10257

For Arch, they’d install a lot of “Oh shit!!!!’s”

For Quinn….”Oh fuck!!!!’s”

Either way, it’s gonna be a lot of “Oh a Td”
#10263
On 9/17/2024 at 1:00 PM, nbmishoid said:

More from no doc.  Oblique strins are the 5th most common injury in the NFduckin L.  Recovery time in weeks. 
Sarkis trolling the next opponents.  And the fans, a bit.  There is a view that non contact or non structural injuries can’t be bad.  The crew is I have a muscle injury last year turn chronic.  Worse than ever now.   Which is not the point, I’m not the example.  The numbers from baseball and the NFL are cause for concern.

maybe this was just a,scratch.  Didn’t look like that.  Pa smotrem 

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#10264
On 9/17/2024 at 5:48 PM, Sgt Hulk said:

My brother is Christ. Are you high or drunk 

 

23 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Is that you, James?

 

He might be Craig

 

#10265
On 9/17/2024 at 4:30 PM, Magus Ossis said:

The ultimate layer to this is that some here seem to have seen (I did not, and I did not go back to look) Ewers receive an elbow to the injured region on the play prior to the one acknowledged as the time of injury. This could be a contusion at the origin of the obliques which manifests essentially the same symptoms but has a different prognosis and timeline. Once the team has a working diagnosis, neither they nor the medical staff is under any significant pressure to revise it. Translation: who tf knows.

You seem to know alot about health and medicines and the body and stuff. Let me ask you something....my stepdaughter is almost 1, and she can barely finish a Four Loko without throwing up. Should I have her tested for ADHD? 

#10267
7 hours ago, nbmishoid said:

Note to self: just don’t

Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been... ever, for any reason whatsoever.

#10269
8 hours ago, nbmishoid said:

Note to self: just don’t

Drink the water at Duff Gardens?

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#10271
1 hour ago, Josef Pwag said:

You seem to know alot about health and medicines and the body and stuff. Let me ask you something....my stepdaughter is almost 1, and she can barely finish a Four Loko without throwing up. Should I have her tested for ADHD? 

I suggest exposure therapy and gently force 4 Four Loko down her young esophagus.

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#10272
Steve Sarkisian says QB Quinn Ewers has been in good spirits this week. Mentions all of the goals of the season are still on the table for the Texas QB."With some of the games we have coming down the road, he is going to be in New York for the Heisman."

 

#10273
6 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:
Steve Sarkisian says QB Quinn Ewers has been in good spirits this week. Mentions all of the goals of the season are still on the table for the Texas QB."With some of the games we have coming down the road, he is going to be in New York for the Heisman."

 

I'm sure that list sentence just triggered some dipshits on this board.

#10274
16 hours ago, Zuerst said:

I suggest exposure therapy and gently force 4 Four Loko down her young esophagus.

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#10278
6 hours ago, crash_davis said:

I'm sure that list sentence just triggered some dipshits on this board.

As a dipshit, I take offense to being lumped in with those dipshits.

#10280
35 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

This right here.

We need him to play the glorified practice against Miss St in preparation for the gauntlet (OU and UGA). I would think the entire team knows this.

 

#10286
2 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Those are the words I want to hear her moan as my saliva slides all the way into her intestines. 

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#10288
15 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Leave my man alone. He needs some strange.

And a cowboy cookie. 

#10290
6 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I would eat every crumb from her but thole no matter how deep the slid into her beautiful ass. I would clean her out. 

Look dude you're preaching to the choir. 

#10292
4 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I would eat every crumb from her but thole no matter how deep the slid into her beautiful ass. I would clean her out. 

 

4 hours ago, ztejas said:

Look dude you're preaching to the choir. 


 

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#10294
On 9/18/2024 at 7:46 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Jesus Christ.

Brother?

 

On 9/18/2024 at 6:03 PM, Josef Pwag said:

You seem to know alot about health and medicines and the body and stuff. Let me ask you something....my stepdaughter is almost 1, and she can barely finish a Four Loko without throwing up. Should I have her tested for ADHD? 

When you have cured her hemorrhoid Parkinson’s, thujones will help sue 4loko and draw a penis-obsessed jpeg to commemorate your family’s adventure. 

#10298
6 minutes ago, Hookem10 said:

she needs to get to practice and stop worrying about her edible booty 

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#10299

that clip of QE hyping up the team just now was so badass. he has come such a long way since coming to Texas. very, very impressive growth from QE, on the field and off it. we’re in such good hands going forward. 🤘🏼 

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