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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins

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9 hours ago, John Coctostan said:

The worst result is he hits a cheerleader in the head with the ball and kills her. 

On Nov 12th, 2000 Tony Gonzalez accidentally knocked over and concussed a photographer while going out of bounds. The resulting tests identified an existing cancerous brain tumor. Gonzalez quite literally saved the photographer’s life by knocking him unconscious. 

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8 hours ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

Most on this board think that would be better than an interception.

Not everybody's the perfect person in the world. I mean everyone kills cheerleaders, murders people, steals from you, steals from me, whatever.  

Quinn is gonna go for 325 today with 4 TDS. Give or take. 

5 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Card should starts?

time to put in chuck wright and let him sling it.

Ewers is very talented but young and needs a lot more development. He will be better in '23 and elite in '24.

Glad his poor throws have been long...

Texas gotta take care of the ball in 2nd half

Quinn has a hurt right hand!
 

I’d like to edit my previous comment to read “futureman is ass, my dude.”

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There was a video of him throwing w a glove before the game. Something is clearly wrong

Ewers may well become a really good QB but the incessant fellating can stop. 

I just hope he can make at least one or two plays in the 4Q.

All I know is, if it were Card out there, airmailing pass after pass, this board would have torched his car, doxxed his private residence, and put out a contract on him.

 

 

** Not saying Card is better, btw. Just noting the double standard. This is a team game, but Quinn is the reason Texas isn't up by three touchdowns right now.

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3 minutes ago, Lurch said:

There was a video of him throwing w a glove before the game. Something is clearly wrong

 

Was something clearly wrong last week as well?

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22 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

All I know is, if it were Card out there, airmailing pass after pass, this board would have torched his car, doxxed his private residence, and put out a contract on him.

 

 

** Not saying Card is better, btw. Just noting the double standard. This is a team game, but Quinn is the reason Texas isn't up by three touchdowns right now.

Card would at least take off running to pick up yards.  All these shitastic 3rd and 10 “plays” are getting on my nerves.  

6 minutes ago, John Coctostan said:

Give.

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Not a hold. 

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3 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

No way should he leave for the NFL after next season as people have predicted. 

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You’re the nurse, what the hell you asking me for?

Did he get into the hole with the mob and is point shaving? This was atrocious. Even the completions were bad passes many times. 

He can’t handle the pressure or got the yips. 

Just now, Neonmoon said:

He can’t handle the pressure or got the yips. 

I was told he never frets about bad passes or plays.

Ewers ends with only 4 completions in the 2nd half

19/49, 2 tds and 3 picks

 

worst game for a texas qb in over a decade

 

His coach is in over his head, for starters. 

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A stupid fucking coach that kept running him out there even though it historically wasn't working. 

certainly mental. he refused to step up in the pocket. he did his drop, planted his back leg and just kind of paused and double clutched throws, half of which were pure airmail. 

 

look, guys.  you win some, you lose some.  no big deal.  quinn will be just fine.

Ewers ends with only 4 completions in the 2nd half
19/49, 2 tds and 3 picks
 
worst game for a texas qb in over a decade
 
And there have been some shitty QB/OC combos along the way...

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Just now, futureman said:

look, guys.  you win some, you lose some.  no big deal.  quinn will be just fine.

39% completion percentage is not fine

the way the ball was wildly soaring out of his hand like a dead duck makes me feel like he's got to be hurt. can he even feel his hand? over and over again he made those same wildly lofty and ugly throws that often landed nearer the 10th row than anyone on the field.

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

39% completion percentage is not fine

uh can you read?  I didn't say it was.

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