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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins

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2 minutes ago, freyguy said:

 

This is what o was thinking hahah

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Just now, Js1 said:

 

He didn't look like he was in any pain at all on the sideline yesterday.  Maybe they gave him something in the locker room at halftime for the pain.

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I’ll have Mrs. Brat send a case of this down to Bellmont.

 

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1 minute ago, Armybrat said:

I’ll have Mrs. Brat send a case of this down to Bellmont.

 

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Monkey blood!

At least it’s not for the season. With todays medicine and rehab I think he will come back strong.

15 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Those extra reps didn't help his accuracy, pocket presence, or issues holding the ball too long.

If we're going to need to rely on him, I'm willing to bet they didn't hurt.

No one wants Card as the starter, but I'll maintain he probably has a better feel for the offense and better rhythm with his wr thanks to the extended qb battle in camp.

Said another way, if you think he looks ill prepared now, it probably could have been worse.

Personally I'm not too down on the guy for yesterday.  He definitely didn't lose us the game, he just didn't take it over and win it, either.  I think we all know Card isn't the guy to do that against Bama, but thankfully he won't have to play them again.

15 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

 

 

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12 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

Of course he’s in a lot of pain. It happened yesterday and there’s not really any way to immobilize that joint. Unless it was really dislocated and they had to reduce it and they’re just not giving us the whole picture I’d be shocked if it’s more than 4 weeks 

Card was more than serviceable in the opener last year against a Top 25 team. IF he’s healthy we should be ok against UTSA and WVU. Tech in Lubbock may be an issue since he doesn’t do well in hostile environments.

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2 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

Card was more than serviceable in the opener last year against a Top 25 team. IF he’s healthy we should be ok against UTSA and WVU. Tech in Lubbock may be an issue since he doesn’t do well in hostile environments.

Traylor has them kids believing. And he's another good season away from landing a better gig. Best believe he ain't coming for a moral victory 

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5 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

Card was more than serviceable in the opener last year against a Top 25 team. IF he’s healthy we should be ok against UTSA and WVU. Tech in Lubbock may be an issue since he doesn’t do well in hostile environments.

Next couple weeks are gonna ride on the OL. Card is fine with good protection and the running game is gonna be critical.

7 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Traylor has them kids believing. And he's another good season away from landing a better gig. Best believe he ain't coming for a moral victory 

Traylor has them believing but if Ballard wasn't injured for most of the 2nd half UTSA would be 0-2. 

This UTSA team is not nearly as good as the ULL team Texas played in the opener last year. 

27 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I’ll have Mrs. Brat send a case of this down to Bellmont.

 

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AB and Mrs Brat debating the treatment of QE injury:

 

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Via r/LonghornNation, thought this comment was worth sharing.

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Orthopaedic surgeon here - specifically a sports med ortho surgeon

His mechanism of injury was 100% consistent with an AC joint injury. Directly blow to the lateral aspect of the shoulder. What I was terrified of was that it was possibly a clavicle fracture which thankfully it seems as if its not.If they're already using the terminology sprain - I'm assuming its a grade 1-2 injury. These are graded on a I-VI severity scale.Almost all I-III injuries are non-operative, with hotly debated topics on what to do with IIIs. I'm guessing not a III as they're saying "sprain" and no one uses that terminology for a III.With all that being said - there is no role for MRI in the average population. Ive never gotten it for an AC joint injury in any patient and you wouldn't get one either. This being a high level athlete - he gets one just...because. They're looking at two ligaments in his shoulder (the conoid/trapezoid) which in conjunction keep the clavicle (the C of AC). and the acromion (the A) together and in line with one another. You can deduce from plain film x-rays what's happened. But again, he's Quinn Ewers - he gets an MRI.If he has a type I-II injury, non throwing arm - he's going to be back for Tech. Even then, we're risking him turning his II into something worse which is possible if he lands on that shoulder. 

This not being his throwing shoulder is huge but it's still going to hurt him and cause discomfort when throwing. If we're playing for the future, we'll give him a month or so out of abundance of precaution. It's a tough call to make.

Hook 'Em 

 

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4 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Next couple weeks are gonna ride on the OL. Card is fine with good protection and the running game is gonna be critical.

Well, at least we won’t be facing a pass rush the caliber of Bama’s again while Card is filling in.

3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Via r/LonghornNation, thought this comment was worth sharing.

 

Well it's an SC sprain so pretty sure this is irrelevant

5 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

Well, at least we won’t be facing a pass rush the caliber of Bama’s again while Card is filling in.

Yeah the DLs for UTSA, Tech, and WVU are nowhere Bama's universe, on paper. But still, the OL needs to play well in pass and run. Obviously need the D to keep playing well too.

Bottom line, the rest of the team needs to step up. If our culture has actually changed, the quarterback's name will not matter as much. The oline is ready to run block that much harder, so we can go run and play action heavy. Our d is ready to force turnovers even more than ever. We have only caused one turnover in two games.

2 hours ago, DiceHands said:

im so tired of bullshit man.  i cant take it any more.

for once can we have a season without catastrophic injuries to key players?

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1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

As someone who’s been married over 20 years my SC joints are like titanium 

We don’t play the cowboys this year 

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Just give him a sprite. /my Mexican mom.


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48 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Well it's an SC sprain so pretty sure this is irrelevant

Yeah, that was posted before we knew that.

I choose to believe the sources that have the shortest timetable on Ewers injury. 
So you on the Doctor Drew Brees train?

Me too bro, me too
1 hour ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

If we're going to need to rely on him, I'm willing to bet they didn't hurt.

No one wants Card as the starter, but I'll maintain he probably has a better feel for the offense and better rhythm with his wr thanks to the extended qb battle in camp.

Said another way, if you think he looks ill prepared now, it probably could have been worse.

Personally I'm not too down on the guy for yesterday.  He definitely didn't lose us the game, he just didn't take it over and win it, either.  I think we all know Card isn't the guy to do that against Bama, but thankfully he won't have to play them again.

 

He might. I'm guessing Sark will put Card in for 4th quarter mop-up duty when we're up by 30 against Bama in the CFP Semifinal. 

2 hours ago, DiceHands said:

im so tired of bullshit man.  i cant take it any more.

for once can we have a season without catastrophic injuries to key players?

Get yourself together, Martha.  

8 minutes ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:


Lifting heavy things.

No…

1 hour ago, Tex-19 said:

Well it's an SC sprain so pretty sure this is irrelevant

I’ve been trying to respond to this thread:. Yes an SC sprain is a whole different beast - can actually be life-threatening on the left side due to major blood vessels.   An AC sprain (grades 1-2) would have been best-case scenario as our surgeon friend explains and what we were hoping for when they said MRI. So yeah, damn.  No you cannot technically rehab the joint itself (it’s a joint not an actual muscle!) so you rehab the chest, shoulda, shoulder blades etc - everything around it. once his pain is controlled, and his mechanics are not affected, he will be cleared. 
 

I’m actually in the sports medicine business myself. But not a nurse. 

i still don't understand why pancho killed my separate thread on the SC sprain topic - on the left side it is rare and also has extreme risk *IF* it breaks

5 minutes ago, horny_gunman said:


 

I’m actually in the sports medicine business myself. But not a nurse. 

So basically you don't make big money

Just now, Creasy Bear said:

When will we get something official from the team?

Tomorrow press conference?

2 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

... but thankfully he won't have to play them again.

 

Unless it is at the end of the season.

3 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

How do you get your SC joint in shape?

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In all seriousness, did no one on the staff or team tell Ewers that he has to beat off before a big game? That is just asking for trouble.  Its the little things Sark needs to get under control to really turn the corner.

4 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

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In all seriousness, did no one on the staff or team tell Ewers that he has to beat off before a big game? That is just asking for trouble.  Its the little things Sark needs to get under control to really turn the corner.

I think the MoC was supposed to take care of that.

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Has anyone listened to the new On Texas Football podcast with the title “Injury Updates/Charles Wright Expectations”?

2 hours ago, GTX Horn said:

Well, at least we won’t be facing a pass rush the caliber of Bama’s again while Card is filling in.

Once the run game gets going, they are gonna get smoked on playaction. 

Gonna be pretty simple to put up a ton of points on the next couple games. I expect more like Texas tech last year.

1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

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Lol I remember knocking back drinks at the Tavern prior to our bowl game against Wazzu seeing this for the first time (Tech played right before us) and laughing my ass off. I’ve probably seen it as a GIF in the almost 20 years since 10,000 times and I still openly chuckle.

Just like seeing someone get hit in the nuts, this shit will never not be funny….

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3 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

He didn't look like he was in any pain at all on the sideline yesterday.  Maybe they gave him something in the locker room at halftime for the pain.

I bet he makes it back in time for OU. 

57 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Has anyone listened to the new On Texas Football podcast with the title “Injury Updates/Charles Wright Expectations”?

I did.

I really hope they don’t bring him back too early. I remember when OU rushed Bradford back on a similar injury in the opener and then Aaron Williams ended his season. 
 

Goal at this point is make b12 championship and can still be done if they play it right. 

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3 minutes ago, joeycovers said:

I remember when OU rushed Bradford back on a similar injury in the opener and then Aaron Williams ended his season. 

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You just know ou will be trying to hit that shoulder all game. Will probably take an ejection just to do it.

Who is going to back up Card - Murphy or Wright? I hope we can give them some reps against UTSA.

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2 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Who is going to back up Card - Murphy or Wright? I hope we can give them some reps against UTEP.

I hope we don’t, because we’re playing UTSA.

15 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Who is going to back up Card - Murphy or Wright? I hope we can give them some reps against UTSA.

I mean, I think they’re going to get reps because they’re the starter.

3 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i still don't understand why pancho killed my separate thread on the SC sprain topic - on the left side it is rare and also has extreme risk *IF* it breaks

Because it was being discussed in multiple threads, and Quinn has his own thread.  It didn’t need another one. 

 

Pretty simple, honestly.

 

No harm…you can still buy me bourbon at the next tailgate 

11 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I mean, I think they’re going to get reps because they’re the starter.

 

7 minutes ago, General Specific said:

 

inclusion of bob hope in that scene (cut out of your clip) was inspired.. pos rep to one of the greatest 80's movies of all time.

Didn't they completely change Murphy's delivery and he's still adjusting?  I don't think they will play him this year unless they have no choice.

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