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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins

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i've waited a bit but yeah he needs to find the bench. great arm strength but not much else. bad footwork, doesn't feel pressure well at all, can't make any plays off schedule, checks down way too early, just not good right now. a well coached D will manipulate him like TCU is doing here.

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4 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

I assumed that was a troll. If he is serious, he needs immediate help. 

That was prior to their scoring drive. They seem to be finding their footing a little bit, but Quinn was moving it before half too. I really just think we need to feed Bijan and pass only when totally necessary in the 2nd half. 

2 minutes ago, staboner said:

i've waited a bit but yeah he needs to find the bench. great arm strength but not much else. bad footwork, doesn't feel pressure well at all, can't make any plays off schedule, checks down way too early, just not good right now. a well coached D will manipulate him like TCU is doing here.

Sadly, if we had a HC worth a shit, he would call plays Quinn is comfortable with and gets points, but our dumb fuck is like, throw it deep!

You have to play Card in the second half. Draw up plays that include the QB run and quit this pitiful obsession with deep bombs to Worthy. 

Gotta put in Card. Quinn has been very bad the last few weeks. It’s time to take off the Burnt orange colored glasses. everyone can see it. Let Card come in and try and light a spark. It really couldn’t hurt. Yes, the receivers have dropped two passes but the rest has been almost unwatchable. This TCU defense is not great but we are making them look like it. Beyond frustrating. 

I’m a fucking idiot for allowing myself to believe a 5 star QB recruit might actually work out here. 

4 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Sadly, if we had a HC worth a shit, he would call plays Quinn is comfortable with and gets points, but our dumb fuck is like, throw it deep!

Maybe those are plays Quinn is comfortable with?  Show off his arm and worthy’s speed

1 minute ago, CurlyDumps said:

I’m a fucking idiot for allowing myself to believe a 5 star QB recruit might actually work out here. 

We sold our souls for 2006 apparently. This run of bad luck is off the charts. Manning will probably be a bust too. FML

5 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Sadly, if we had a HC worth a shit, he would call plays Quinn is comfortable with and gets points, but our dumb fuck is like, throw it deep!

for sure that is also a big ass problem. he seems very rigid in his 1st half plan and overall philosophy. it works lots of the time but when not it seems like we can't reorg and find any rhythm at all. just none. thats on the HC

10 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Sadly, if we had a HC worth a shit, he would call plays Quinn is comfortable with and gets points, but our dumb fuck is like, throw it deep!

High school QBs can hit a 40 yard deep in and be within 5 yards of it.

 

Sadly, if we had a HC worth a shit, he would call plays Quinn is comfortable with and gets points, but our dumb fuck is like, throw it deep!

Pretty sure this board assured us that Quinn decides where he’s throwing it.

awful footwork. just walks backwards and sidearms it out off his back foot. 

We were fucked as soon as he went to Sonic to celebrate raping the Sooners.

50 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

We sold our souls for 2006 apparently. This run of bad luck is off the charts. Manning will probably be a bust too. FML

Well if Sark is still here yeah

Someone has got to put together an hour long video compilation of all the horrifically bad bombs from ewers to worthy all season. There have to be at least 50 of them by now. 

Can’t wait to watch this chode throw another pick 

Fuck the NIL Ponzi scheme. Bench this fucking bum. Good grief. 
 

if sark doesn’t have the ability to manage his roster than fire his loser ass tomorrow. 

12 minutes ago, sidis said:

Someone has got to put together an hour long video compilation of all the horrifically bad bombs from ewers to worthy all season. There have to be at least 50 of them by now. 

[ThatGuy]They’re all Worthy’s fault[/ThatGuy]

Shave the fucking mullet. Youre not a badass state champion. You had 1 good game. Youre having the worst season for longhorn qb in almost 30 years. 50% completion percentage for the season

 

 

awful

5 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Quinn is so cool

Ewers doesn't care whether he's up 3 scores or down 3 scores, he has the same cool, calm, and collected demeanor.

Does he need Tommy John surgery?
 
 

Does TJ surgery now include a brain transplant?

Not shaving his mullet? Ok, hes a badass, ill allow it.

 

in retrospect, hes immature and hasnt progressed at all in the past 2 years. Still smelling his farts for high school, obviously

He's honestly fucking terrible. 

I can’t wait to watch this joke play some more 

Quinn's got a lot of issues. He really doesn't like taking what the defense is giving him

5 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

Arch looking at the UT Quarterback depth chart...

Anthony Adams Rubbing Hands Meme Generator - Piñata Farms ...

Arch is going to Bama when Sark gets canned. 

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Sadly, if we had a HC worth a shit, he would call plays Quinn is comfortable with and gets points, but our dumb fuck is like, throw it deep!

You idiots keep spouting this out like Sark is telling Ewers to throw the ball deep. It’s Ewers shitty ass decision making and not coming off his first read. The play call isn’t throw it deep dumb fucks. 
 

Anyway some of you guys can keep trying to scapegoat Sark or Worthy but the truth of the matter thus far is just that Ewers just isn’t that guy. 

Yes, statistically. But the frustrating part about it is he looked good v Bama while he was in and he absolutely beat the ever loving fuck out of (a very bad) OU. I mean he dominated those ass clowns so it would stand to reason he has some sort of physical ability. His issues seem 100% mental and I cannot understand it. It’s as frustrated as I’ve been with our QB play in a very long time because I think he actually does have the physical tools he’s just a shitty inconsistent freshman who maybe is too fucking high on his own supply or something. 

Quinn's got a lot of issues. He really doesn't like taking what the defense is giving him

He also doesn’t like holding onto the snap, or standing upright.
He’s not good.

This is the worst QB play I’ve ever seen at Texas. 
 

and I’ve seen:

Case McCoy

tyronne Swoopes

concussed David Ash

garrett gilbert

matt nordgren

 

 

 

he's just another Gilbert.  Overhyped & underperforming.

2 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

You idiots keep spouting this out like Sark is telling Ewers to throw the ball deep. It’s Ewers shitty ass decision making and not coming off his first read. The play call isn’t throw it deep dumb fucks. 
 

Anyway some of you guys can keep trying to scapegoat Sark or Worthy but the truth of the matter thus far is just that Ewers just isn’t that guy. 

You know how you stop that? The COACH says hey Quinn, If you throw that deep ball again, I’m benching you 

it’s on Sark. Stop pretending like Sark is just a passive party in this. Jesus 

Joe Dirt fucking sucks at football. 

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