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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins

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4 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

You idiots keep spouting this out like Sark is telling Ewers to throw the ball deep. It’s Ewers shitty ass decision making and not coming off his first read. The play call isn’t throw it deep dumb fucks. 
 

Anyway some of you guys can keep trying to scapegoat Sark or Worthy but the truth of the matter thus far is just that Ewers just isn’t that guy. 

Sark's a huge fan of throwing to the RB, Quinn isn't. 

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Ewers 17/39 2 INTs no TDs, 160 yards

They ruled it an incompletion. 4th down though so no difference 

Checking back to see if thatguy is still gonna pin this one on worthy

His footwork is absolutely terrible.  He never steps into a throw.  He may have been able to get away with that in high school or intramurals, but not at the D1 level. 

99% of college athletes go pro in something other than sports. Quinn Ewers is part of that 99%. 

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

Arch is going to Bama when Sark gets canned. 

Yep. Arch will still spend his redshirt year at Texas next year, but when Sark gets fired after going 7-6 next season, Arch will transfer to a new school.

6 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Heard was worse than Swoopes. 

I would kill to have Heard take some snaps in this game.  He could run for a touchdown. 

Ewers is obviously playing dehydrated. He spits every time he is on camera. 1000 times a game.

 

On 10/13/2022 at 2:39 PM, Dahobbs said:

You should probably just stop watching football. His placement and touch were fucking amazing. His arm strength is less apparent because of how good he is at only throwing exactly as hard as necessary to get the ball to the receiver in a catchable spot. 

Atleast you said one thing right. 

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

I would kill to have Heard take some snaps in this game.  He could run for a touchdown. 

I’d play the worst walk on we have ever had over the shit we played tonight. 

Somebody is going to have a turd taste in their mouth writing the $1m NIL check for this performance. 

On 10/13/2022 at 7:39 AM, Dahobbs said:

You should probably just stop watching football.

I’m never watching another snap of football for the rest of my life. 

41 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Def the worst qb since swoopes, easy

 

 

yall need to take off ur glasses and admit im right

You’re wrong. Fuck off Florence Nightengale. 

Just now, Porterhouse said:

You’re wrong. Fuck off Florence Nightengale. 

Who is worse? Ill wait, broke dick

42 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Def the worst qb since swoopes, easy

 

 

yall need to take off ur glasses and admit im right

But but qb guru 

16 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

You know how you stop that? The COACH says hey Quinn, If you throw that deep ball again, I’m benching you 

it’s on Sark. Stop pretending like Sark is just a passive party in this. Jesus 

Lmao if you think these are the type of conversations a coach has with his player during the game. Regardless Sark calls the play, he can’t tell Ewers who to throw it to, he can’t go out there and execute for Ewers. The plays were there, Ewers didn’t make them. This game is on him. 

54 minutes ago, staboner said:

awful footwork. just walks backwards and sidearms it out off his back foot. 

This here. He's getting worse every week. Do we even practice? Or is ewers too busy with sonic and Aston Martin and crypto bullshit. 

2 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Lmao if you think these are the type of conversations a coach has with his player during the game. Regardless Sark calls the play, he can’t tell Ewers who to throw it to, he can’t go out there and execute for Ewers. The plays were there, Ewers didn’t make them. This game is on him. 

What hes trying to say is that Sark has been explicitly directing Ewers to “just fucking completely miss all your targets, bruv”

Looked terrible at OK State in the wind and now looked terrible in the "cold" weather...he might have to hit that transfer portal to a Pac 12 school where the weather is always nice

39 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Shut the fuck up murse. 

Since we're already off topic, I think some people might be confused about who is generally keeping them alive during their gastric bypass.

2 minutes ago, Juke_Em said:

Looked terrible at OK State in the wind and now looked terrible in the "cold" weather...he might have to hit that transfer portal to a Pac 12 school where the weather is always nice

We knew playing on the road was tough. Didnt know playing at home was, too

He’s got an arm you can’t coach.  He’s also got a head you can’t coach.

6 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Lmao if you think these are the type of conversations a coach has with his player during the game. Regardless Sark calls the play, he can’t tell Ewers who to throw it to, he can’t go out there and execute for Ewers. The plays were there, Ewers didn’t make them. This game is on him. 

What? You think a coach can’t tell a player not to throw the deep ball? Are you serious? Even if I buy your excuse, which I don’t, it’s on Sark for not pulling Ewers. Or do you believe a coach can’t decide who plays?

47 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Shut the fuck up murse. 

Strong to Charlie Strong

 

lmao

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It’s almost like the Ohio State was right when they told Ewers it wasn’t a good idea to leave highschool early? I hate the Buckeyes but it’s the truth. Leaving highschool early was fucking dumb. 

I look at his face and there is absolutely no way that man cares about football much less winning football games.

15 minutes ago, Juke_Em said:

Looked terrible at OK State in the wind and now looked terrible in the "cold" weather...he might have to hit that transfer portal to a Pac 12 school where the weather is always nice

Good thing we’re not going to Lawrence, KS next week. 

Shave the beard, cut the f’ing mullet, become a football player. 

Played like a freshman tonight -- but Sark needed to use the backs more in the pass offense in this game...

Damn wasted another great opportunity...

 

Edited by LTtxfan

So Ewers isn't getting drafted high in the NFL draft next year? 🤣

 

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

but Sark needed to use the backs more in the pass offense tonight.


bro, Bijan was open by 20 yards and Joe Dirt didnt even see him. 

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Played like a freshman tonight -- but Sark needed to use the backs more in the pass offense tonight...

Damn wasted another great opportunity...

Dude, he had no business being on the field after the 3rd quarter. He has sucked complete ass after the OU game. He needs to be benched. 

We need to change the mullet fetish tagline at least. How about at least aggie is 3-7! 

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