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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins

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6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Arch is listed at 6' 4" and Maalik is listed at 6' 5".  So, taller than Quinn, but that doesn't make Quinn a midget.  (Disclaimer:  obviously, Arch & Maalik's measurements are to be taken with a grain of salt, because college.)

There are noticeably taller with bigger physiques, so Quinn always looked small in comparison. Quinn is a touch under-sized to the proto-type, but taking pictures next to Arch and Maalik made him look like a little boy. More perception, than reality. 

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53 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

There are noticeably taller with bigger physiques, so Quinn always looked small in comparison. Quinn is a touch under-sized to the proto-type, but taking pictures next to Arch and Maalik made him look like a little boy. More perception, than reality. 

I bet his combine weight is the heaviest he has been since his RS freshmen season. 

28 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I bet his combine weight is the heaviest he has been since his RS freshmen season. 

But this time it's without the mullet weight

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Just now, Fondren & Main said:

Most hated Texas QB for absolutely no reason...

Who actually hates him? No one. He definitely didn’t live up to hype and definitely all the criticism is warranted. 

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Arch is listed at 6' 4" and Maalik is listed at 6' 5".  So, taller than Quinn, but that doesn't make Quinn a midget.  (Disclaimer:  obviously, Arch & Maalik's measurements are to be taken with a grain of salt, because college.)

Arch is a legit 6'4. No need for guilding the lilly on his measurables. 

11 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Most hated Texas QB for absolutely no reason...

Who’s talking about Chris Simms in this thread?

We’re talking about Quinn Ewers in this thread. Take that Simms talk elsewhere!

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5 hours ago, Thatguy said:

 

 

 

 

 

Haha. Look at all these Cunts mad cuz Quinn looked good at the combine.

Bruh, I’ve been team QE since the jump. Dude played his ass off for my alma mater and brought us back from irrelevance. Handled himself with class. Left the place better than he found it. 

2 hours ago, Codaxx said:

There are noticeably taller with bigger physiques, so Quinn always looked small in comparison. Quinn is a touch under-sized to the proto-type, but taking pictures next to Arch and Maalik made him look like a little boy. More perception, than reality. 

Do they measure neck thickness at the combine? 

23 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Bruh, I’ve been team QE since the jump. Dude played his ass off for my alma mater and brought us back from irrelevance. Handled himself with class. Left the place better than he found it. 

I got a little quote happy. My bad!

10 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Bruh, I’ve been team QE since the jump. Dude played his ass off for my alma mater and brought us back from irrelevance. Handled himself with class. Left the place better than he found it. 

Lol, yup it was all him. Forget Worthy, Mitchell, the entire defense, the change of AD and culture with Sarkisian.

On 3/3/2025 at 1:03 PM, Codaxx said:

Combine. Lots of people add or lose the weight for this week (except T Sweat) and then go straight back. Its kind of like taking a bride's weight on her Wedding day and then checking back in 5 years. 

fuck and find out?

58 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Lol, yup it was all him. Forget Worthy, Mitchell, the entire defense, the change of AD and culture with Sarkisian.

Lol, yup it was all that you mentioned. You’re correct. And Quinn as QB. 

But whatever. 

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3 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Lol, yup it was all that you mentioned. You’re correct. And Quinn as QB. 

But whatever. 

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No dude it has to be one or the other. Keep up. 

12 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I bet his combine weight is the heaviest he has been since his RS freshmen season. 

freshman

 

12 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Arch is a legit 6'4. No need for guilding the lilly on his measurables. 

gilding

22 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Where you been? Haven’t posted in this thread since the end of the season, now that Quinn has some positive press, you’re back like a herpes breakout?

I said this would happen at the end of the season. No reason to hang around slap fighting with you assholes when no games are being played and nothing is happening.

1 hour ago, Thatguy said:

I said this would happen at the end of the season. No reason to hang around slap fighting with you assholes when no games are being played and nothing is happening.

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I said this would happen at the end of the season. No reason to hang around slap fighting with you assholes when no games are being played and nothing is happening.

What kind of poster are you then? That’s Tom Herman yellow piss chart stuff right there.
On 3/3/2025 at 1:15 PM, Zeus said:

What’s crazy is the NFL says it wants mistake free football but Jamis is setting interception records lol

Which is absolutely wild. That dude fucking aucks, but no one wanr to send him packing. 

On 3/3/2025 at 9:46 AM, TreatyOak said:

My answer is from my personal experience with him over the last three summers and I am pretty sure he is 6'2". 

NGL, I'm surprised since our own website liars him at 6'1 lulz

35 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Which is absolutely wild. That dude fucking aucks, but no one wanr to send him packing. 

Jamies has better arm than ewers. He just is bad decision maker and turns the ball over. Certain traits make you last longer in the league. He’s thrown for 24k+ yards and 150+ touchdowns. 

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22 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Arch is a legit 6'4. No need for guilding the lilly on his measurables. 

 

10 hours ago, futureman said:

gilding

Lily.

 

But fuck that, you need to embrace the new Surly Motto:

Guilding the Lilly Since Before Sark

10 hours ago, futureman said:

freshman

 

gilding

37 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

 

Lily.

 

But fuck that, you need to embrace the new Surly Motto:

Guilding the Lilly Since Before Sark

 

I hate all of you. 

1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

 

I hate all of you. 

But at least we can spell Sarc.

On 3/5/2025 at 9:25 AM, Gucci_Suit said:

Bruh, I’ve been team QE since the jump. Dude played his ass off for my alma mater and brought us back from irrelevance. Handled himself with class. Left the place better than he found it. 

You went to Southlake?

On 3/5/2025 at 8:28 PM, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Lol, yup it was all him. Forget Worthy, Mitchell, the entire defense, the change of AD and culture with Sarkisian.

Casey Thompson

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Sam Ehlinger

Shane Buchele

Jerrord Heard

Tyrone Swoopes

David Ash

Case McCoy

Garrett Gilbert

 

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7 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Casey Thompson

Hudson Card

Sam Ehlinger

Shane Buchele

Jerrord Heard

Tyrone Swoopes

David Ash

Case McCoy

Garrett Gilbert

 

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59 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Casey Thompson

Hudson Card

Sam Ehlinger

Shane Buchele

Jerrord Heard

Tyrone Swoopes

David Ash

Case McCoy

Garrett Gilbert

 

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1 hour ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Casey Thompson

Hudson Card

Sam Ehlinger

Shane Buchele

Jerrord Heard

Tyrone Swoopes

David Ash

Case McCoy

Garrett Gilbert

 

Those two QBs wouldve been better than Ewers with this team. 

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Those two QBs wouldve been better than Ewers with this team. 

Ehlinger?  In THIS offense?

1 hour ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Casey Thompson

Hudson Card

Sam Ehlinger

Shane Buchele

Jerrord Heard

Tyrone Swoopes

David Ash

Case McCoy

Garrett Gilbert

 

Oddly enough, two of those went elsewhere and had far shittier production.  Why do you think that is?

Then you had two that went off to better results.  So why do you think that is?

1 hour ago, Had Enough said:

Oddly enough, two of those went elsewhere and had far shittier production.  Why do you think that is?

Then you had two that went off to better results.  So why do you think that is?

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When will the hate crew be satisfied?   Or does their mendacity have no limits?

He's been surrounded by NFL talent the last 4 years, how about those results?

20 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

Watched this last night. It was cool seeing Colt break down Arch's abilities and how well he'll fit in Sark's system..

If there's one guarantee ld QB that will success in college no matter where went, it's Arch. 

8 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Casey Thompson

Hudson Card

Sam Ehlinger

Shane Buchele

Jerrord Heard

Tyrone Swoopes

David Ash

Case McCoy

Garrett Gilbert

 

 

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Those two QBs wouldve been better than Ewers with this team. 

Buechele and Gilbert wouldn’t have been any worse.
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6 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


Buechele and Gilbert wouldn’t have been any worse.

Lol Jesus. Y’all have the memory of a cabbage.

Buchele could air that hoe out. Gilbert could move the chains just about as well as Quinn. 

12 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


Buechele and Gilbert wouldn’t have been any worse.

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Sark recruiting KJ Lacey tells me he would have liked Buechele

Buechele would have been fine here these last couple of years. Like a poor man's Dillon Gabriel. Ash.... who knows what he would have turned into without the injuries. Gilbert would have been a clear downgrade from Ewers.

Just now, Red Five said:

Buechele would have been fine here these last couple of years. Like a poor man's Dillon Gabriel. Ash.... who knows what he would have turned into without the injuries. Gilbert would have been a clear downgrade from Ewers.

Let me know when Ewers becomes a Super Bowl champion!

Swoopes would have had the freedom to develop into a premier TE under Sark too

The fact that he was able to do it at all in the league says enough 

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