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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins

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Ewers is having a better 2nd preseason game. Just threw a TD.
*Second TD
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lol, from the Dolphins subreddit.

Quinn's played well, a lot of drops and one really ugly throw that should have been picked.

On 8/15/2025 at 4:19 PM, TreatyOak said:

VY somehow lost $27 million of guaranteed money. And some of you still just blame Jeff Fisher for his failures.   

After the Titans stint, he still got signed to 4 different teams while under the age of 30. 

No conspiracy about Jeff Fisher tainting VYs reputation can excuse his inability to hold a roster position if dudes like DeShaun Watson and Joe Mixon are starters in the NFL.  

If you can ball, someone will pay you to. 

And didn’t he fub up a basically courtesy job at UT on 3 separate occasions?

People gotta reconcile with the fact that you can adore him for being a Texas GOAT and the reality that he is a fucking headcase. 
 

On 8/15/2025 at 4:44 PM, DFW Horn said:

Ask Earl

He's managed to hold on to his cushy UT job for decades. It shouldn't be difficult.

After you charter Southwest planes for semi-private flights to drop five-figure meals at Cheesecake Factory, $200k/yr jobs from the uni just dont hit the same. 

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2 TDs and no sacks/turnovers in a meaningless preseason game? I would now like to take this opportunity to call out my haterz from the last 10 years

16 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

2 TDs and no sacks/turnovers in a meaningless preseason game? I would now like to take this opportunity to call out my haterz from the last 10 years

show the receipts... 

On 8/15/2025 at 9:24 AM, SydneyCarton said:

I blame the Texans for not drafting Vince. 

I blame Jeff Fisher for ruining his nfl career.

I blame VY for his personal life choices. 
 

Life contains nuance. 

he needed a father figure,  and that pastor of his having dreams of building his church didnt help. 

he was statistically better, but man, he does not look like an nfl qb. still somehow has really bad footwork, even on his tds:

he looks just as limited as he always has. he had a 3rd and goal at the end where his one and only read was wide open the entire play and he just held onto the ball and rolled almost all the way to the boundary before throwing at someone who was tightly covered. i only caught some of his last two drives, but it was pretty uninspiring. i struggle to see him making the 53 man roster, even with their terrible qb situation.

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You're like Randy Quaid in Major League man.  At some point you've just got to stop....

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26 minutes ago, freyguy said:

You're like Randy Quaid in Major League man.  At some point you've just got to stop....

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stop what? commenting on quinn ewers and his play in the thread that’s dedicated to that specific purpose? 

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This TD was pretty and sort of the best of QE.  Patient, understands the routes and leverage, waits for the DB to overrun the route and boom!

 

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1 hour ago, Derka said:

he was statistically better, but man, he does not look like an nfl qb. still somehow has really bad footwork, even on his tds:

he looks just as limited as he always has. he had a 3rd and goal at the end where his one and only read was wide open the entire play and he just held onto the ball and rolled almost all the way to the boundary before throwing at someone who was tightly covered. i only caught some of his last two drives, but it was pretty uninspiring. i struggle to see him making the 53 man roster, even with their terrible qb situation.

The footwork and lack of body involvement on that throw is wild. Great throw no doubt but truly high school mechanics there. 

1 hour ago, Derka said:

he was statistically better, but man, he does not look like an nfl qb. still somehow has really bad footwork, even on his tds:

he looks just as limited as he always has. he had a 3rd and goal at the end where his one and only read was wide open the entire play and he just held onto the ball and rolled almost all the way to the boundary before throwing at someone who was tightly covered. i only caught some of his last two drives, but it was pretty uninspiring. i struggle to see him making the 53 man roster, even with their terrible qb situation.

Wilson's $6MM contract is fully guaranteed.  Not following closely but I think kind of expected Quinn would land on practice squad this year absent an injury.

2 hours ago, ajax said:

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lol, from the Dolphins subreddit.

Quinn's played well, a lot of drops and one really ugly throw that should have been picked.

You know that you’ve finally made it when there are multiple opinions of your balls.

I see Quinn had a good preseason game today…

Is this when I post old screenshots and start up an argument that annoys almost everyone else? Declaring myself the winner of an imaginary fight I’ve made up in my head based on one preseason game?

Or would that be an idiotic asshole thing to do?

I know my answer!

1 minute ago, MotownHorn said:

I see Quinn had a good preseason game today…

Is this when I post old screenshots and start up an argument that annoys almost everyone else? Declaring myself the winner of an imaginary fight I’ve made up in my head based on one preseason game?

Or would that be an idiotic asshole thing to do?

I know my answer!

The irony of this post 

1 hour ago, freyguy said:

You're like Randy Quaid in Major League man.  At some point you've just got to stop....

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Hold on. You fucking take that back right now asshole. That was Major League 2, not Major League. 

2 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

I see Quinn had a good preseason game today…

Is this when I post old screenshots and start up an argument that annoys almost everyone else? Declaring myself the winner of an imaginary fight I’ve made up in my head based on one preseason game?

Or would that be an idiotic asshole thing to do?

I know my answer!

Why are you here antagonizing him? Were yall supposed to both have each other on ignore….yet here you are coming here specifically for him. You’re just as retarded as he is….

1 hour ago, freyguy said:

You're like Randy Quaid in Major League man.  At some point you've just got to stop....

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That’s major league 2

55 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

You know that you’ve finally made it when there are multiple opinions of your balls.

Are they built for comfort or built for speed?

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Are they built for comfort or built for speed?

Don’t know. 

Never thought about it, but from his continued crappy footwork, my guess is that they are NOT built for comfort.

But then again, from his substandard scrambling, they’re likely not built for speed either.

Damn y’all give Quinn a chance.  He still has one more game to potentially “shine” and not be on the practice squad or cut.

Hook’em!!!

I'm pretty sure he's a lock for at least the practice squad, barring the signing of another QB.

1 hour ago, Skipper said:

Wilson's $6MM contract is fully guaranteed.  Not following closely but I think kind of expected Quinn would land on practice squad this year absent an injury.

 

7 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Damn y’all give Quinn a chance.  He still has one more game to potentially “shine” and not be on the practice squad or cut.

Hook’em!!!

You have to clear waivers in order to be put on the practice squad and Ewers will most likely be claimed by another team.

If Miami wants to keep him then they either roll with 3 QBs or cut Wilson. Otherwise Ewers is playing somewhere else.

 

Didn’t someone say every AFC team rostered 3 QBs last season? I certainly don’t see the Dolphins being the team to not run that back if so.

Cut Wilson and his $$$.  Let another team pay ZW as a backup.

Hook’em!!!

19 minutes ago, The Dog said:

You have to clear waivers in order to be put on the practice squad and Ewers will most likely be claimed by another team.

If Miami wants to keep him then they either roll with 3 QBs or cut Wilson. Otherwise Ewers is playing somewhere else.

 
Quinn will be receiving checks from Miami this season whether as the 3rd QB or on the practice squad.

He has had one really bad game this preseason and one pretty good game this preseason while continuing to exhibit poor footwork. Every single team in the league had multiple chances to draft him and they all passed and yet you think that another team will put him on their 53 man roster this fall if Miami were to cut him?

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We’re all pulling for him, but most of us are being objective as well. Don’t be bothered by the objectivity.

19 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Cut Wilson and his $$$.  Let another team pay ZW as a backup.

Hook’em!!!

Depends on how much of his contract is guaranteed.

On 8/15/2025 at 9:19 AM, TreatyOak said:

The low point of VY's pro career (and that's quite a low bar) was when the creditors he owed money to would wait for him outside the Bill's practice field to intercept him on his way to practice. After a couple days of that, the Bills determined that they didn't need that crap and said goodbye.  

VY somehow lost $27 million of guaranteed money. And some of you still just blame Jeff Fisher for his failures.   

Shut up

3 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

The irony of this post 

He doesn’t get it.

5 hours ago, MotownHorn said:

I see Quinn had a good preseason game today…

Is this when I post old screenshots and start up an argument that annoys almost everyone else? Declaring myself the winner of an imaginary fight I’ve made up in my head based on one preseason game?

Or would that be an idiotic asshole thing to do?

I know my answer!


That would be extremely @Derka -esque.

 

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On 8/12/2025 at 8:06 PM, MotownHorn said:

As always, this is fucking stupid and I'll be the only one to stop engaging in it now.

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7 hours ago, MotownHorn said:

I see Quinn had a good preseason game today…

Is this when I post old screenshots and start up an argument that annoys almost everyone else? Declaring myself the winner of an imaginary fight I’ve made up in my head based on one preseason game?

Or would that be an idiotic asshole thing to do?

I know my answer!

lol. 

7 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Holy shit, a QB wearing zero...

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Quinn is great at the less than 20 yard throws.  It’d be interesting to know the % of passes annually in the NFL that are less than 20 yards vs greater than 20 yards.

Hook’em!!!

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7 hours ago, Rimbo said:

123.7 QBR for Ewers.

I know it's preesaeson so it cant' be evaluetd like a normal game, but Sam Ehlinger went 14-16 for 162 yrds vs the Cardinals last night. 

49 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Quinn is great at the less than 20 yard throws.  It’d be interesting to know the % of passes annually in the NFL that are less than 20 yards vs greater than 20 yards.

Hook’em!!!

That cross body throw is a signature of his, even looked like the WR knew that was the ad lib move and halted and stepped back while every other offensive and defensive player - including QE - continued to slide to the boundary.

fun to watch.

idgaf. 

Troph, you’re a great contributor so you should give a MFng opinion.

Hook’em!!!

15 minutes ago, troph said:

That cross body throw is a signature of his, even looked like the WR knew that was the ad lib move and halted and stepped back while every other offensive and defensive player - including QE - continued to slide to the boundary.

fun to watch.

idgaf. 


Theo Wease is his [guy] in that receiving corps. 

Both TDs went to him this week and I think that they linked up for a completion or two last week.

 

1 hour ago, Napoleon said:


Theo Wease is his [guy] in that receiving corps. 

Both TDs went to him this week and I think that they linked up for a completion or two last week.

 

didn't know that. thx.

Just kidding- happy for both parties to succeed, just not that day in October!

Hook’em!!!

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