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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins

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3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I didn't want Texas pursuing Klubnik. I think I wrote something like "let him go be whiteboy awesome somewhere else" and I am glad it all worked out. The guy was worthless in 2023. He was fine last year but he's wildly overrated at this point. He plays in a dogshit conference with superior talent around him, so he'll look great and likely be a Heisman contender. None of that invalidates that I didn't want him anywhere near Texas and I am still thankful Sarkisian saw it the same way. 

In short, eat your fucking shit on this one. I didn't say the guy couldn't put it together at the college level. If me not wanting him at Texas hurts your widdle feels, I can live with that. Texas has Arch Fucking Manning starting on Saturday and part of that was because Sarkisian looked at the landscape and decided he'd rather go after him than some long-striding system guy at Westlake that you idiots and Dabo Swinney like to run around honking about. 

Don't summon me to this off the rails, bloviating thread loaded with you and other imbeciles again. 

So to be clear, in your mind, the only reason he is any good is because he's in a terrible conference and has really good players around him. 

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4 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

So to be clear, in your mind, the only reason he is any good is because he's in a terrible conference and has really good players around him. 

You summoned him again. Now you’re really gonna get it.

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

You summoned him again. Now you’re really gonna get it.

Hahaha

5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Westlake > University of Texas 

Haha, over the last 15 years, that actually might be true:

  • Consistent excellence over 15 years vs UT's clown show 2010-2022
  • More competent, consistent coaching 
  • More NFL success. Texas had their first player score in the Super Bowl last year, while Westlake has had two Super Bowl MVP's since 2010 
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Grown ass men "keeping receipts" from message board arguments.  Brilliant.

Congrats on making it to the league, Quinn.  Maybe Dolphins fans won't suck as much ass as Texas "fans".

I mean I sort of agree with ctj on Klubnik.  He started playing well in the second half of our game.  Let's see if he remains consistent.  He put up most of his numbers against turd teams.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Grown ass men "keeping receipts" from message board arguments.  Brilliant.

Congrats on making it to the league, Quinn.  Maybe Dolphins fans won't suck as much ass as Texas "fans".

To be fair it's like decades of people knowing eachother not just randoms 

Just now, Fondren & Main said:

I mean I sort of agree with ctj on Klubnik.  He started playing well in the second half of our game.  Let's see if he remains consistent.  He put up most of his numbers against turd teams.

A lot of people are predicting them to go far, but of course, none of that matters 'til it does. 

Just now, TreatyOak said:

A lot of people are predicting them to go far, but of course, none of that matters 'til it does. 

Maybe I should've laid down some money on him in Vegas too.  I put $100 on Arch and $50 on Jeremiah Smith.

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

To be fair it's like decades of people knowing eachother not just randoms 

Imagine being mad at people with memory recall and attention spans. 

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Imagine being mad at people with memory recall and attention spans. 

Oh go fuck yourself.  You care about this shit WAY too much.

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

You will have already forgotten you said this in a week. 

As I should.  

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

As I should.  

Literal goldfish brain. 

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Literal goldfish brain. 

Yup, goldfish brain.  Lucky as hell, though.

23 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Maybe I should've laid down some money on him in Vegas too.  I put $100 on Arch and $50 on Jeremiah Smith.

Smith is a very solid bet QB item aside.

 

saw this live, what a throw

 

 

 

 

 

 

Poor memory is a sign of psychological trauma. Everyone in this thread will be suffering from it in the years to come I’d wager.

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

So to be clear, in your mind, the only reason he is any good is because he's in a terrible conference and has really good players around him. 

watch how much carson beck 'improves' at miami this year, it will be eye opening 

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

He was fine last year but he's wildly overrated at this point. He plays in a dogshit conference with superior talent around him, so he'll look great and likely be a Heisman contender.

Of course we all preferred Arch, but to his credit he did have the most passing yards of any QB against our superior talent on D last year. 

 

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Grown ass men "keeping receipts" from message board arguments.  Brilliant.

 

Unfortunately sometimes receipts must be brought-en. 

1 hour ago, BigHornedLurker said:

watch how much carson beck 'improves' at miami this year, it will be eye opening 

As bad as the ACC is, and despite likely having a good OL, a bad Miami defense is going likely to get worse. New coaching staff, tons of transfers and 

Beck very nearly mirrored Ewers in the injury department and out performed him on turn overs. He did have the most AR drops so... 

Beck is NOT Cam, not nearly as mobile and if he runs he could get injured. I don't know that he's going to improve dramatically, particularly when Miami is going to likely need to air it out regularly. I'm not sure he'll finish the season.

i love how self assured jimmyjazz is when he insists that it’s a bad thing to show your work and cite references when arguing a point.

9 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

It's a bad thing that it matters so much to you.

right, like you and 50 other people aren’t chomping at the bit for quinn to thrive, specifically so that you run to this thread and dunk on me for five straight pages. like if quinn wins the starting job, makes the pro bowl, throws for 35 tds, etc, like none of you are going to say anything to me, because that would be wrong, and sad, and if anyone did say anything to me you would then quote them and tell them how pathetic they are for caring. yeah. right.

i took crazy abuse for years for my correct opinion and then when proven correct i posted one screen shot and asked if anyone wanted to come forward and eat crow, and you’re in here all dramatic and acting like i’ve done something heinous or crazy. give me a break. 

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also, ftr, you’ve made it blatantly clear for years that you care sooooooo much about basically everything that i post, so uh, stones in glass houses and whatnot.

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Holy shit.  OK, buddy.  I honestly wish the best for you.  

12 minutes ago, Derka said:

right, like you and 50 other people aren’t chomping at the bit for quinn to thrive, specifically so that you run to this thread and dunk on me for five straight pages. like if quinn wins the starting job, makes the pro bowl, throws for 35 tds, etc, like none of you are going to say anything to me, because that would be wrong, and sad, and if anyone did say anything to me you would then quote them and tell them how pathetic they are for caring. yeah. right.

i took crazy abuse for years for my correct opinion and then when proven correct i posted one screen shot and asked if anyone wanted to come forward and eat crow, and you’re in here all dramatic and acting like i’ve done something heinous or crazy. give me a break. 

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also, ftr, you’ve made it blatantly clear for years that you care sooooooo much about basically everything that i post, so uh, stones in glass houses and whatnot.

No, dude, sorry to disappoint you but you’re not that important to most of us.  Why do you hate Quinn so much?  Like, what’s that even about?  I don’t get it.

One note - there’s always a chance he gets cut if there’s someone on waivers they must have, but that’s highly unlikely considering where they are in the waiver order.

And that they need 3 QBs…

This is a perfect addition to the Quinn Ewers thread to show that nothing ever changes around here.

Here is my post I cited from the Sam Ehlinger 2018 thread page 35 that I posted an hour after Sam led the win over OU. I had been collecting a tiny bit of the Sam vitriol from the thread and shared it after the game. I cited all the posters for each comment and I have to admit that some of them are pretty funny! You can see the usual suspects below, haha.  

Apparently, I had apolgized to you, @Derka, but had retracted my apology for the below comments, which is funny.  

And @closetojumping, you seem to not have been too big a fan of Sam. Just saying. And @6th Street, before the game, you wanted to switch us to switch to Kyler and OU takes Sam.  

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I went back and pulled these comments from this thread. All of these comments were posted here AFTER our first victory at K-State since 2002. I'll let the words speak for themselves. Moving forward, my greatest hope is that we support our players, cause they're really awesome. 

 

"Not at all. I just prefer to have a different type of QB than what Sam has to offer." T’Boo Ted Marshall

"...in other words we wouldn't be surprised if blitz packages and disguised coverages lead sam to turning the ball over, or if OU decides to blitz on every single 3rd down and 4+ because sam has proven that he can't hit an open wr even when he has a clean pocket. we won't be surprised if accounting for 6 total offensive points vs OU results in a blowout loss." Goo Punch

"Either they teach Sam how to throw a football or find someone who does. Beck gets paid $800k to coach our QBs." 6th Street

"That first long pass where the WR was all alone and Sam missed him by a mile, I think that there’s no fixing that." XYZ

"I don’t think his football IQ will improve much…" closetojumping

"I don’t think Ehlinger is good enough to merit the other guys not pushing him or not passing him. ...unless Mehlinger just totally shuts it down by being a part of a 12-2 season here this year or something." closetojumping 

"Outside of mocking Lolinger…" closetojumping

"He is inaccurate, that is fact. Completion % be damned. Watch the game with your eyes." Fico

"Half of his completed passes are shit throws that if he was accurate would go for considerably more yardage." Fico

"That is not opinion, it’s fact." Fico

To which Viper responded...

"…Yeah, I'm really not sure why people can't agree with this."

"We would have a much better shot at winning this Sat if we could trade QBs with OU" 6th Street (My personal favorite) 

"Sam could learn a thing or two from Case McCoy on how to hit an open WR." 6th Street (this one is also pretty amazing) 

"...we're still allowed to point out that he hasn't exactly been inspiring a lot of confidence in his play heading into the ou game." Goo Punch

"…because we're winning none of his obvious flaws matter or are allowed to be discussed. because we're winning we all have to sit around slurping our mediocre qb, right?Goo Punch (Goo Punch, I retract my apology)

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3 hours ago, The Dog said:

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(it’s in alphabetical order)

That still doesn't mean he's an NFL quarterback...

🤣

Seriously Derka, go get some help and stay off this board.

1 hour ago, Derka said:

right, like you and 50 other people aren’t chomping at the bit for quinn to thrive, specifically so that you run to this thread and dunk on me for five straight pages. like if quinn wins the starting job, makes the pro bowl, throws for 35 tds, etc, like none of you are going to say anything to me, because that would be wrong, and sad, and if anyone did say anything to me you would then quote them and tell them how pathetic they are for caring. yeah. right.

i took crazy abuse for years for my correct opinion and then when proven correct i posted one screen shot and asked if anyone wanted to come forward and eat crow, and you’re in here all dramatic and acting like i’ve done something heinous or crazy. give me a break. 

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also, ftr, you’ve made it blatantly clear for years that you care sooooooo much about basically everything that i post, so uh, stones in glass houses and whatnot.

I said it earlier today that I am glad you are here and I hope you continue to post, and that this site is richer with you here. 

I am glad for Quinn because I had the honor of hanging with him and really liked him as a person. 

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Proud of him as a Longhorn representative.  Hope he does well.

9 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

I am glad for Quinn because I had the honor of hanging with him and really liked him as a person. 

Well in another sub on this board you have very normal brained people hoping that a black guy deals him a career ending injury. Cause reasons or something. 

I believe CTJ referred to him as "I Am Sam". I thought that was clever.

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16 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Well in another sub on this board you have very normal brained people hoping that a black guy deals him a career ending injury. Cause reasons or something. 

Wait, what?

1 minute ago, Laguna said:

Wait, what?

Segments of this board are a total goat rodeo. 

4 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Segments of this board are a total goat rodeo. 

Is that > or < a clusterfuck?

14 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Segments of this board are a total goat rodeo. 

Jeez. Sound like a bunch of fucking psycho scumbags.
 

Guess people can really just post whatever they want on a University board. 

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Is that > or

Goat rodeo is more akin to a “structured shitshow” in my mind
14 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Segments of this board are a total goat rodeo. 

you say it like its a bad thing GIF

5 minutes ago, Party_Taco said:


Goat rodeo is more akin to a “structured shitshow” in my mind

Can we find a different term?

The Goat Rodeo Sessions - Wikipedia

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

This is a perfect addition to the Quinn Ewers thread to show that nothing ever changes around here.

Here is my post I cited from the Sam Ehlinger 2018 thread page 35 that I posted an hour after Sam led the win over OU. I had been collecting a tiny bit of the Sam vitriol from the thread and shared it after the game. I cited all the posters for each comment and I have to admit that some of them are pretty funny! You can see the usual suspects below, haha.  

Apparently, I had apolgized to you, @Derka, but had retracted my apology for the below comments, which is funny.  

And @closetojumping, you seem to not have been too big a fan of Sam. Just saying. And @6th Street, before the game, you wanted to switch us to switch to Kyler and OU takes Sam.  

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I went back and pulled these comments from this thread. All of these comments were posted here AFTER our first victory at K-State since 2002. I'll let the words speak for themselves. Moving forward, my greatest hope is that we support our players, cause they're really awesome. 

 

"Not at all. I just prefer to have a different type of QB than what Sam has to offer." T’Boo Ted Marshall

"...in other words we wouldn't be surprised if blitz packages and disguised coverages lead sam to turning the ball over, or if OU decides to blitz on every single 3rd down and 4+ because sam has proven that he can't hit an open wr even when he has a clean pocket. we won't be surprised if accounting for 6 total offensive points vs OU results in a blowout loss." Goo Punch

"Either they teach Sam how to throw a football or find someone who does. Beck gets paid $800k to coach our QBs." 6th Street

"That first long pass where the WR was all alone and Sam missed him by a mile, I think that there’s no fixing that." XYZ

"I don’t think his football IQ will improve much…" closetojumping

"I don’t think Ehlinger is good enough to merit the other guys not pushing him or not passing him. ...unless Mehlinger just totally shuts it down by being a part of a 12-2 season here this year or something." closetojumping 

"Outside of mocking Lolinger…" closetojumping

"He is inaccurate, that is fact. Completion % be damned. Watch the game with your eyes." Fico

"Half of his completed passes are shit throws that if he was accurate would go for considerably more yardage." Fico

"That is not opinion, it’s fact." Fico

To which Viper responded...

"…Yeah, I'm really not sure why people can't agree with this."

"We would have a much better shot at winning this Sat if we could trade QBs with OU" 6th Street (My personal favorite) 

"Sam could learn a thing or two from Case McCoy on how to hit an open WR." 6th Street (this one is also pretty amazing) 

"...we're still allowed to point out that he hasn't exactly been inspiring a lot of confidence in his play heading into the ou game." Goo Punch

"…because we're winning none of his obvious flaws matter or are allowed to be discussed. because we're winning we all have to sit around slurping our mediocre qb, right?Goo Punch (Goo Punch, I retract my apology)

idc laughing GIF

37 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Segments of this board are a total goat rodeo. 

The burger place in Dallas?

Solid eats.

29 minutes ago, Laguna said:

Jeez. Sound like a bunch of fucking psycho scumbags.
 

Guess people can really just post whatever they want on a University board. 

For context, it’s cuz he’s a proud Magat

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