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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins

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does anyone have yttv and sunday ticket? or just sunday ticket in general? If you get me a login I can rebroadcast on stream.surlyhorns.com 

I’ve still got YTTV. No Sunday ticket though
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Quinn is such a good dude. Hope he throws for 300 yards and 4 tds

5 hours ago, MotownHorn said:

Only if Quinn's play is poor

already back to talking unprovoked shit about me, huh? man, you didn’t learn shit in your time off lol. 

I have no understanding why people on the interwebs decide to go all in and have an axe to grind with others. It's just bizarre to me 

1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

I have no understanding why people on the interwebs decide to go all in and have an axe to grind with others. It's just bizarre to me 

This thread has the AIDS.

Edited by dcbc
specified which AIDS

already back to talking unprovoked shit about me, huh? man, you didn’t learn shit in your time off lol. 

Him saying that you’re prone to highlighting Quinn’s poor play is what you would consider unprovoked in this thread? L o fucking l you baby.
14 minutes ago, Drifterwood said:


Him saying that you’re prone to highlighting Quinn’s poor play is what you would consider unprovoked in this thread? L o fucking l you baby.

when a guy has been banned *literally* five different times for coming at another specific poster unprovoked, it is just wildly tone deaf and hilariously stupid for that person to come off of a three month ban and just jump right back in to taking the same ad hominem shots that have gotten him banned countless times in the first place. like a guy who gets out of jail after his 5th dui and goes straight to the bar and then tries to drive home. it’s truly incredible that motown would do that, but i suppose it’s also not surprising. you don’t get banned from surly five times by accident.

Edited by Derka

I just worry about his first start is in Cincinnati outside, and I don’t know the weather forecast, just know it ain’t indoors or in Miami.

Rooting for Quinn to have a decent showing W/L.

Hook’em!!!

when a guy has been banned *literally* five different times for coming at another specific poster unprovoked, it is just wildly tone deaf and hilariously stupid for that person to come off of a three month ban and just jump right back in to taking the same ad hominem shots that have gotten him banned countless times in the first place. like a guy who gets out of jail after his 5th dui and goes straight to the bar and then tries to drive home. it’s truly incredible that motown would do that, but i suppose it’s also not surprising. you don’t get banned from surly five times by accident.


It seemed pretty tame to me
1 hour ago, Derka said:

when a guy has been banned *literally* five different times for coming at another specific poster unprovoked, it is just wildly tone deaf and hilariously stupid for that person to come off of a three month ban and just jump right back in to taking the same ad hominem shots that have gotten him banned countless times in the first place. like a guy who gets out of jail after his 5th dui and goes straight to the bar and then tries to drive home. it’s truly incredible that motown would do that, but i suppose it’s also not surprising. you don’t get banned from surly five times by accident.

You could just ignore him like the rest of us do

I doubt this goes well, both because I'm not sure Ewers will be ready and because the Dolphins in general are terrible, but despite the cold the Bengals defense is a good draw for a first start. Hope he balls out.

5 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

I just worry about his first start is in Cincinnati outside, and I don’t know the weather forecast, just know it ain’t indoors or in Miami.

Rooting for Quinn to have a decent showing W/L.

Hook’em!!!

Rooting for him to do awesome. Burrow is in an Andrew Luck like funk and I don’t know if joe will even be playing next year or if he will just outright demand to be traded to an organization that has its shit together. Sad to watch as his struggles to come back from every injury has taken a toll and other organizational issues. This is a good time for Quinn to shine for Miami. Will be giving it my full attention and hope for a solid performance and no damn injuries. Go get ya some QE. Kick ass! Play safe! 

6 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

I just worry about his first start is in Cincinnati outside, and I don’t know the weather forecast, just know it ain’t indoors or in Miami.

Rooting for Quinn to have a decent showing W/L.

Hook’em!!!

The game is in Miami

4 hours ago, CashMcCoy said:

The game is in Miami

Thanks for the clarification.  Just heard it was Quinn at Cincy.  1st thought was cold!

Hook’em!!!

9 hours ago, gmr548 said:

I doubt this goes well, both because I'm not sure Ewers will be ready and because the Dolphins in general are terrible, but despite the cold the Bengals defense is a good draw for a first start. Hope he balls out.

the bengals just made the shitty ass ravens look like super bowl contenders. quinn probably couldn’t have asked for a better opponent. also the bengals run D is awful, so miami should be able to take pressure off quinn by running the rock a ton. 

20 hours ago, nineliveslost said:

I have no understanding why people on the interwebs decide to go all in and have an axe to grind with others. It's just bizarre to me 

Because fuck you. That's why.

1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

Because fuck you. That's why.

There's that big dick energy !! now spit it out of your mouth and post better 

On 12/18/2025 at 7:45 PM, nineliveslost said:

I have no understanding why people on the interwebs decide to go all in and have an axe to grind with others. It's just bizarre to me 

i got no axe. I made a tame, brief, joking one sentence comment. Only one person made multiple posts and engaged in personal attacks. It wasn't me 🤷‍♂️

I hope Quinn has a great game on Sunday

Edited by MotownHorn

quinn’s first drive coming up now.

converts on 3rd and 6 to waller.

BALLER!

ok kind of a wounded duck and hesitated, but still COMPLETE

Nice job getting in the way on the reverse.

Nice to see QE out there! Get ya some Quinn. 
 

it’s always rewarding to see our former players no matter the position get their chance in the NFL. 

Decent first series for QE. A bit too much hesitation but still got a long completion. That block honestly netted them 10 yards probably.

Just now, Gandalfish said:

Decent first series for QE. A bit too much hesitation but still got a long completion. That block honestly netted them 10 yards probably.

Full speed NFL players are something else.

Damn, nice throw and catch by the Bungles.

Samaje Perine still out there collecting a check. 

Damn, Achane.  Nice run.  

Nothing makes a QB look better than a strong running game.

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Damn, Achane.  Nice run.  

Nothing makes a QB look better than a strong running game.

He's fast as hell, I had no idea. How did aggy suck so bad with this guy :D

3rd and 7?  No problem, let the Big Dogs go up and get it.

Waddle sure does not seem to be trying very hard to catch the ball, targeted twice and 2 half-ass 'efforts.'  Is he a Tua guy?

19 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Ewers hands the ball off good as fuck 

I mean, seriously, handling the ball from snap to either play action or a hand-off is a skill, and he really has always done it very well. 

Tua was morphing into Russell Wilson attitude wise. My understanding is that people were sick of Tua’s attitude. The concussion stuff alone many of us felt he should have hung it up for self preservation. 
 

Glad to see Quinn get his shot right now and he’s making the most of it. Many of us felt regardless of round, Ewers landed at one of the best spots to be able to play. 

Miami defense seems to be sleep walking. Bengals offense making it look easy on this drive so far.

Bank shot for 3 for Bungles

Edited by Wishbone

3 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Bank shot for 3 for Bungles

Tex Long FG Rule change: 4 points for a Doink. Then 3 more for over the bar... that's a 7-point play.

dolphins driving, inside the red zone now.

On 12/18/2025 at 6:45 PM, nineliveslost said:

I have no understanding why people on the interwebs decide to go all in and have an axe to grind with others. It's just bizarre to me 

And you can go fuck yourself.

 

fucking asshole.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

😂 

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