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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins

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12 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Ewers doesnt get hurt on that play, we prolly dont even discuss it. It wasnt that dirty of a play guys, jfc

That may have been true 30 years ago, but the NCAA has made a specific point of making hits like this illegal for just this reason. It’s like saying that taking a WR’s head off when he goes across the middle isn’t a dirty play. 

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16 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Ewers doesnt get hurt on that play, we prolly dont even discuss it. It wasnt that dirty of a play guys, jfc

Get out of your 2010 lair. That was dirty AF in 2022, he saw Quinn get rid of the ball.

1 hour ago, utexas8 said:

Enough of the doctors, we need the nurses to weigh in.

I just left the doctors lounge to check in the nurses lounge to get their input but they are all at the Ferrari dealership getting their cars detailed.  Will report back later.

7 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

what's the story with the chicken fucker thing?

he thinks I'm mexican.

All of those stories are from two days ago. The report from today is that the injury isn't as bad as initially feared, and 4-6 weeks is too pessimistic.

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2 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

All of those stories are from two days ago. The report from today is that the injury isn't as bad as initially feared, he 4-6 weeks is too pessimistic.

The report from who?

3 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

The report from who?

CJ Vogel

 

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23 hours ago, General Specific said:


Needs more Ponch and John.

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8 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

All of those stories are from two days ago. The report from today is that the injury isn't as bad as initially feared, and 4-6 weeks is too pessimistic.

I tend to believe the Feldman 2-3 weeks report. 

Wasn't it discussed a while back that Feldman has a source on staff? Maybe even Sark. 

The 4-6 week thing always seemed excessive, given what Surly Docs and others were saying. 2-3 weeks sounds right.

 

Of course the website that started the 4-6 week thing was a giveaway it was wrong (OB)

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

I tend to believe the Feldman 2-3 weeks report. 

Wasn't it discussed a while back that Feldman has a source on staff? Maybe even Sark. 

Would make the most sense given the USC connection.

Do any of these sites/blogs/etc. hire proofreaders?

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1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 

God damnit. He was due for a big day. Fuck Alabama and Dallas Turner forever 

This may be too much sunshine, but I just rewatched the first quarter. Ewers was shredding Alabama in his second college start. His arm talent was on full display. Dudes got a good shot at being a UT hall of famer.

Through the first half, up until he’s injured, Card looked better than I expected as well… so there’s that. Iron sharpening iron?

26 minutes ago, Shaggyhorn said:

Through the first half, up until he’s injured, Card looked better than I expected as well… so there’s that. Iron sharpening iron?

no way, he's terrible, maalik murphy is clearly better and needs to start.

no way, he's terrible, maalik murphy is clearly better and needs to start.

Good thing MM is “injured”.

I could watch that out route to Worthy all day. What a fucking dime. 1st and 17, no problem.

12 minutes ago, Shaggyhorn said:


Good thing MM is “injured”.

Portalitis.

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5 hours ago, thepop said:

The 4-6 week thing always seemed excessive, given what Surly Docs and others were saying. 2-3 weeks sounds right.

who would know better than half drunk doctors of various specialties on a cfb message board who haven't examined the patient

Just now, The Dude said:

who would know better than half drunk doctors of various specialties on a cfb message board who haven't examined the patient

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No one has seen the revelation of what is about to transpire here. We are going to win these next couple of games without Quinn, Quinn is going to come back to the team like Gandalf (Quinn the White) except with a white mullet instead of a beard and lead us to a glorious rematch against Sauron (Saban). Mark my words. This isn’t over, yet.


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17 minutes ago, The Dude said:

who would know better than half drunk doctors of various specialties on a cfb message board who haven't examined the patient

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5 minutes ago, Kitty Boy said:

No one has seen the revelation of what is about to transpire here. We are going to win these next couple of games without Quinn, Quinn is going to come back to the team like Gandalf (Quinn the White) except with a white mullet instead of a beard and lead us to a glorious rematch against Sauron (Saban). Mark my words. This isn’t over, yet.


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I’d prefer the D Line as Gandalf. 
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!  

1 hour ago, Shaggyhorn said:

This may be too much sunshine, but I just rewatched the first quarter. Ewers was shredding Alabama in his second college start. His arm talent was on full display. Dudes got a good shot at being a UT hall of famer.

Through the first half, up until he’s injured, Card looked better than I expected as well… so there’s that. Iron sharpening iron?

I'll pump your sunshine into my veins. Quinn was just effortlessly flicking that ball wherever he wanted and throwing dimes. I'm not going to say it was Vince Young esque but I'm not going to not say that.  

7 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

I’d prefer the D Line as Gandalf. 
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!  

Secondary too. 

20 minutes ago, Kitty Boy said:

No one has seen the revelation of what is about to transpire here. We are going to win these next couple of games without Quinn, Quinn is going to come back to the team like Gandalf (Quinn the White) except with a white mullet instead of a beard and lead us to a glorious rematch against Sauron (Saban). Mark my words. This isn’t over, yet.


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13 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

I’d prefer the D Line as Gandalf. 
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!  

 

5 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Secondary too. 

The entire team is Gandalf in our away all white uniforms and I’m Gimli - drunk and fat. 

No one has seen the revelation of what is about to transpire here. We are going to win these next couple of games without Quinn, Quinn is going to come back to the team like Gandalf (Quinn the White) except with a white mullet instead of a beard and lead us to a glorious rematch against Sauron (Saban). Mark my words. This isn’t over, yet.


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I rewatched LOTR recently too!
6 hours ago, Mikey4 said:

CJ Vogel

 

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Is Vogel the guy who Ewers dad talks to that broke the portal news? 

I would love for him to get another conference game under his belt before the OU game.

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1 hour ago, The Dude said:

who would know better than half drunk doctors of various specialties on a cfb message board who haven't examined the patient

I'm not a doctor. I am sure I could have easily gotten into Harvard medical school if I wanted to but I didn't take science classes because I'm not a dork. Same reason why I wouldn't take business, engineering, science, math or liberal arts classes. Sitting here now, I have no memory whatsoever of attending class. I remember the Posse before it was enclosed, Mercado Caribe and the Copper Tank. There may have been a bar on 6th called Amnesia. I'm pretty sure I still have outstanding university parking tickets. The girls in Kinsolving were the last to fully shave down below. What I am trying to say is Quinn will start against West Virginia. 

2 hours ago, Kitty Boy said:

No one has seen the revelation of what is about to transpire here. We are going to win these next couple of games without Quinn, Quinn is going to come back to the team like Gandalf (Quinn the White) except with a white mullet instead of a beard and lead us to a glorious rematch against Sauron (Saban). Mark my words. This isn’t over, yet.


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3 hours ago, MH BEVO said:

 

 

The entire team is Gandalf in our away all white uniforms and I’m Gimli - drunk and fat. 

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3 hours ago, JFKFC said:

I'm not a doctor. I am sure I could have easily gotten into Harvard medical school if I wanted to but I didn't take science classes because I'm not a dork. Same reason why I wouldn't take business, engineering, science, math or liberal arts classes. Sitting here now, I have no memory whatsoever of attending class. I remember the Posse before it was enclosed, Mercado Caribe and the Copper Tank. There may have been a bar on 6th called Amnesia. I'm pretty sure I still have outstanding university parking tickets. The girls in Kinsolving were the last to fully shave down below. What I am trying to say is Quinn will start against West Virginia. 

How much to mow my lawn?

6 hours ago, The Dude said:

who would know better than half drunk doctors of various specialties on a cfb message board who haven't examined the patient

Who? Drunk lawyers of various specialties on a cfb message board, that’s who. 

On 9/12/2022 at 11:17 AM, n64ra said:

It was dirty because of the way Turner held on to Ewers as they went to the ground and landed fully body on Ewers. There as no attempt to let up. I bet Saban thanked Turner in the visitors locker room for saving the game.

Alright I've had a few drinks so I'll be the dbag 'if you've ever played a sport' guy.  But this just came up at the bar (an actually enjoyable work meeting)... when you're landing on top of someone like that you definitely know you're letting all that weight drop dead on the guy...it's not like you have no idea, you can't completely stop yourself but you can certainly blunt the impact.  Ask anyone who is cool and played football or Vic Mackey's wide array of sexual partners.  And I do mean wide. 

36 minutes ago, troph said:

Who? Drunk lawyers of various specialties on a cfb message board, that’s who. 

And a sober one or two.

7 hours ago, The Dude said:

who would know better than half drunk  doctors of various specialties on a cfb message board who haven't examined the patient

 

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Ewers is playing against the dirt burglars.  no way he misses that game.  hopefully we can scheme our way through the next 3.

Just now, dcar00 said:

Ewers is playing against the dirt burglars.  no way he misses that game.  hopefully we can scheme our way through the next 3.

God damn I hope you're right.  Undefeated with Quinn back?  OU can actually go into that game and not be in the classic no win situation.  "Oh they suck anyway, congrats?".  Bring all the heat.  Let the mullet flow.  Get game day there and laugh at all the dumbfuck aggy sheeprapists who thought it had to be Bama/aggy with all the attention that day. 

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