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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins

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4 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

I think he will have a good game.

Should have a good game plan and has had time to digest it. Plus some time to heal. 

Me too. 
if he doesn’t that’s a bad sign. 

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He is going to throw it deep to worthy 5 times for 400 yards and 5 TDS.

Oh yeah!

On 12/27/2022 at 10:18 AM, Kel Varnsen said:

 

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Today he would be tried for attempted murder and so jail time 

22 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

 It’s an entirely different environment. 

True dat.

Ewers is without the two best players on the team behind him to win the game when he can't. Game's on his shoulders to be the offense, and to match Penix who's going to put up #s.

Get your popcorn. 

2 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Today he would be tried for attempted murder and so jail time 

well to be fair, if they did that to a Texas player it wouldn't get called.  If it was done by a Texas player... 

8 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Today he would be tried for attempted murder and so jail time 

Man, that clip makes me miss how badly we beat the shit out of everyone  in 2005.

15 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

True dat.

Ewers is without the two best players on the team behind him to win the game when he can't. Game's on his shoulders to be the offense, and to match Penix who's going to put up #s.

Get your popcorn. 

Lol. Penix isnt a 1/4 the QB that even Ewers is.  We’re going to dog walk them.

Lol. Penix isnt a 1/4 the QB that even Ewers is.  We’re going to dog walk them.

Can he hit a wide open receiver?

Hopefully Ewers didnt succumb to too many late night taco trucks while in the city of big women.

4 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


Can he hit a wide open receiver?

Depends on the length of the 2x4

23 hours ago, JFKFC said:

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Lol where is that shirt for sale?

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Or do any amateur video productions.

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Nice job by Quinn running for that 1st down.

Big 3rd down pick up !!! 💥

Well, we can finally rule out the desperate "m-maybe he was injured!" excuse-fantasy. He's just wretched. Garrett Gilbert 2.0.

 

Still waiting to see what "generational arm talent" is supposed to look like.

This team is not ‘Roman ready’

Y’all are literally insane with wretched and bust. 
he’s been… fine. Decent. Ok.  Average. Hasn’t had a great pocket. Missed a couple so far. Threw some intermediate stuff fine. 
Just nothing particularly noteworthy good or bad. Never thought we’d get boring from Ewers but here we are I guess.

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Y’all are literally insane with wretched and bust. 
he’s been… fine. Decent. Ok.  Average. Hasn’t had a great pocket. Missed a couple so far. Threw some intermediate stuff fine. 
Just nothing particularly noteworthy good or bad. Never thought we’d get boring from Ewers but here we are I guess.

The issue is when he makes mistakes. Same with our WR. It’s always on conversion downs. Oh missed a pass, dropped a pass. Infuriating 

Ewers isn’t reason we are a TD down. 
This is just a very 2022 showing for this team.

I say this with as little bitch assness as possible.

it’s just… yeah.

 

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5 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

The issue is when he makes mistakes. Same with our WR. It’s always on conversion downs. Oh missed a pass, dropped a pass. Infuriating 

Sure. It’s a little bit off. And a lot of that is on money downs but that’s not the description inwas reading on this page. 
not a great springboard for next year right now. 

dude needs to practice footwork like from the top. ain't nothing ever coming good from him till he gets that shitshow worked on. its just terribad

If you want to see what a truly shitty QB looks like he’s wearing purple & throwing left-handed tonight. Ewers isn’t amazing but he’s more than good enough to win this game. Rest of the team isn’t holding up.

3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

If you want to see what a truly shitty QB looks like he’s wearing purple & throwing left-handed tonight. Ewers isn’t amazing but he’s more than good enough to win this game. Rest of the team isn’t holding up.

Shut the fuck up.

He sucks.

6 minutes ago, Helobious said:

If you want to see what a truly shitty QB looks like he’s wearing purple & throwing left-handed tonight. Ewers isn’t amazing but he’s more than good enough to win this game. Rest of the team isn’t holding up.

Shut the fuck up

Lol. What a bunch of pussies. Ewers will make a couple plays in the 2nd half and Penix will fuck up the rest. We will win. Bookmark it.

The internet is so stupid. Everything is always either the greatest or the worst. 

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

The internet is so stupid. Everything is always either the greatest or the worst. 

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This is the stat line from what happened that’s been described in apocalyptic terms  

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I mean son of a fucking bitch worthy where exactly does the ball have to be for you to catch it down field? 

Those were great fucking throws

The internet is so stupid. Everything is always either the greatest or the worst. 

Worthy is the worst.

Hear me out. What if Quinn has been covering for worthy all this time. giphy.gif

1 hour ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Ewers sucks ass.

Some of y’all need to stop making excuses for him.

 He's nowhere near the hype he had. Maybe next year will be different, who knows. But as of now, he's not leading us anywhere. There's a reason why he had no shot to do anything on the Ohio St depth chart. He's just an average QB at best. That isn't going to get it done.

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59 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Lol. What a bunch of pussies. Ewers will make a couple plays in the 2nd half and Penix will fuck up the rest. We will win. Bookmark it.

Care to triple down on your laughably stupid take?

He's actually been pretty good this game. Worthy fucking sucks. 

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

If you want to see what a truly shitty QB looks like he’s wearing purple & throwing left-handed tonight. Ewers isn’t amazing but he’s more than good enough to win this game. Rest of the team isn’t holding up.

Lololol

Quinn has markedly improved. Anyone saying otherwise is suffering Ewers Derangement Syndrome and needs to take a breather. 

Quinn isn't the problem tonight.  He's not great, but he's not the problem.  Xavier?  He's a fucking problem.

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Really nice second half from Quinn. 

And the first half wasn’t the disaster it was made out to be. Just a little off. This is a workable performance that won’t lose us games going forward. It’s not CFP worthy as the driver of that but it’s competent. 

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