September 9, 20223 yr 48 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said: This is what a Casey Thompson fan looks like haha. The joke originated on Twitter you dumb fuck. It wasn’t started here so you trying to call out people on here because you’re a hard ass poster is stupid as fuck. If a 600lb man makes a pretty funny joke about a 250lb man being fat, I’ll laugh because that’s what jokes are for. You probably should have been aborted so I don’t blame how shitty your takes are on you man. It’s all good Just to be clear….is he a hardass poster? Or a hard ass poster? Or a hard assposter. So many questions.
September 9, 20223 yr I know we don’t really know what kind of team we are yet, but I can’t be convinced this Bama squad will blow us out. I don’t think they’re line is going to keep young Bryson clean. I think our big DBs are going to have success disrupting the timing of their okay WR group. I think our defensive line is deep enough to slow down their average run game for four quarters. Offensively I feel like Sark is going to pull at least 21 out his ass on just pure schematic witchery.
September 9, 20223 yr Popular Post 1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said: What was shock the nation part 1? Our defense last year.
September 9, 20223 yr I genuinely can’t wait to be the most insufferable fan base in America after we win this game tomorrow. it’s time for some massive dick swinging. Fuck everyone! We’re Fucking Texas!
September 9, 20223 yr 19 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said: What was shock the nation part 1? Beating UGA when no one gave us a chance?
September 9, 20223 yr 6 minutes ago, UTEE97 said: Beating UGA when no one gave us a chance? The 1990 UT football was the original Shock the Nation. No one thought that team would be any good and they turned it around that year.
September 9, 20223 yr 31 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said: What was shock the nation part 1? When Hudson Card transferred to KU in the middle of a game.
September 9, 20223 yr 51 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said: I genuinely can’t wait to be the most insufferable fan base in America after we win this game tomorrow. I'm pretty sure Ohio State, Penn State, Baylor, and aggy are the Mount Rushmore of insufferable fans. Top 5 is the best we can hope for with that group. It couldn't hurt to try though.
September 9, 20223 yr 6 minutes ago, Texasrocks said: I'm pretty sure Ohio State, Penn State, Baylor, and aggy are the Mount Rushmore of insufferable fans. Top 5 is the best we can hope for with that group. It couldn't hurt to try though. That’s not a group I care to join.
September 9, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Ghost of Shag said: Just to be clear….is he a hardass poster? Or a hard ass poster? Or a hard assposter. So many questions. Not that hard. Who gives a fuck. On a more serious note, we’re gonna give Bama a game tomorrow.
September 9, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said: What was shock the nation part 1? watched the shit out of that growing up
September 9, 20223 yr Fun read about what Texas could be and a possible rivalry brewing: AL.com: Goodman: Texas is coming for Alabama.https://www.al.com/alabamafootball/2022/09/goodman-texas-is-coming-for-alabama.html
September 10, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, Bevoball said: I work downtown by the Chili Parlor, there's a bunch of cousin fuckers all around the area today. Yeah my usual bike ride takes me down around the capital, and the place was thick with fat gumps just waddling around earlier.
September 10, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said: I genuinely can’t wait to be the most insufferable fan base in America after we win this game tomorrow. it’s time for some massive dick swinging. Fuck everyone! We’re Fucking Texas! It was my vote on The Austin Parks Board that approved the SRV statue to be placed on Lady Bird Lake, then known as Town Lake. I also helped get it through council. Sat next to Jimmy V at the dedication and he wore purple leather pants! I asked him, Jimmy? Where did you git those pants? He said Texas! So I say Texas is going to open a can of woop ass, in the Vaughan Brother’s words, “Don’t Mess With Texas!” Edited September 10, 20223 yr by Domedriver
September 10, 20223 yr 4 minutes ago, Blotto said: Yeah my usual bike ride takes me down around the capital, and the place was thick with fat gumps just waddling around earlier. Did you swerve at any?
September 10, 20223 yr 6 minutes ago, Blotto said: Yeah my usual bike ride takes me down around the capital, and the place was thick with fat gumps just waddling around earlier. Checked in to hotel in round rock about an hour ago. Walking in I see this ‘blonde’ mom and daughter looking like they just walked off the set of one of those creepy TLC youth cheerleading shows (think JonBenet Ramsey) and think aw fuck, there must be a competition going on in RR and this hotel is gonna be crawling with these clones. Nope, just Bama fans on their way to dinner. And no, you don’t want pics. Just picture this x2. CF783635-2C18-4662-A8C8-DFEFB0568BC4.webp
September 10, 20223 yr Popular Post Jesus, people. You've got access to the whole history of Longhorn football on your phone or laptop. Spend some time with it; you'll be glad you did. And hold your hand steady until "Gabriel." Then get off my lawn. And let's mudhole Alabama tomorrow because winning all the time isn't good for their kids.
September 10, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said: What was shock the nation part 1? Being entirely too drunk and cold in the Cotton Bowl after the reasonable people had long ago exited to their warm vehicles
September 10, 20223 yr Just now, mr. sunshine said: Being entirely too drunk and cold in the Cotton Bowl after the reasonable people had long ago exited to their warm vehicles That was the first game I attended cheering for Texas. Sophomore in high school.
September 10, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said: What was shock the nation part 1? Lets just say it did not end well so I hate when people use it.
September 10, 20223 yr Wild thing about that 1990 season was that our OOC schedule was Penn State, OU, and a Colorado team that split the national title that year.
September 10, 20223 yr Popular Post I know two things are a certainty. 1. Texas will play Alabama tomorrow. 2. At the conclusion of that game, I will bleed Burnt Orange.
September 10, 20223 yr 49 minutes ago, Blotto said: Yeah my usual bike ride takes me down around the capital, and the place was thick with fat gumps just waddling around earlier. Blotto...
September 10, 20223 yr Just an interesting fact. Bama has won 53 straight non-conference regular season games. The last team they lost to was ULM.. Advantage Texas
September 10, 20223 yr I'm getting just drunk enough at this point to where I think we can beat these assholes tomorrow.
September 10, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Fletch said: watched the shit out of that growing up So many players and memories, Lance Gunn, Brian Jones, Cash Bros! and many more
September 10, 20223 yr Author 2 minutes ago, ztejas said: I'm getting just drunk enough at this point to where I think we can beat these assholes tomorrow. I wish alcohol did this to me.
September 10, 20223 yr 5 hours ago, Vertigo said: I have some Bama buddies who are out on a boat on Lake Travis at the moment. I told them they get extra points if they can go dukes of hazard over the dam. They almost made it over the damn...
September 10, 20223 yr 10 minutes ago, ztejas said: I'm getting just drunk enough at this point to where I think we can beat these assholes tomorrow. I’m talking myself into it. Stupidly
September 10, 20223 yr 10 minutes ago, ztejas said: I'm getting just drunk enough at this point to where I think we can beat these assholes tomorrow. I'm getting drunk. I'm well enough aware that it has no impact on anything but my liver. Thankfully, the US Govt already made sure that was good and fucked. So a bit of elixir won't hurt anyone.
September 10, 20223 yr Pouring up this James Harden wine to get drunk. Let’s shock the world tomorrow Edited September 10, 20223 yr by JohnnyTapia
September 10, 20223 yr Author 20 minutes ago, ztejas said: I'm getting just drunk enough at this point to where I think we can beat these assholes tomorrow. 9 minutes ago, Fletch said: I’m talking myself into it. Stupidly Y’all need to put your phones down and just fuck already. The will they or won’t they has gone on long enough.
September 10, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, mr. sunshine said: Being entirely too drunk and cold in the Cotton Bowl after the reasonable people had long ago exited to their warm vehicles Too soon. siap
September 10, 20223 yr Okay. Some people, and I'm not going to name names, need a goddamned geography lesson. There are only two locations on the planet Earth; Texas and not Texas. Fuck everywhere that is not Texas. Geography is simple. I don't know how people keep fucking this up.
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