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#1051
2 hours ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

Fun read about what Texas could be and a possible rivalry brewing: 

AL.com: Goodman: Texas is coming for Alabama.
https://www.al.com/alabamafootball/2022/09/goodman-texas-is-coming-for-alabama.html

Interesting quote:

“In 2021, Alabama had seven recruits from Texas. In 2022, Alabama had one. Alabama’s class of 2023 is without a commitment from the Lone Star State.”

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  • Look, Georgia was supposed to murder us and we beat their ass. LSU was supposed to murder us, and we were in that game until the end. I expect us to show up well-prepared and unafraid.  Will

  • I'd just like to point out that the Longhorns are undefeated following the death of a British Monarch ... 1972 (King Henry VIII) 23-10 vs. Miami (FL) 1952 (King George VI) 35-14 vs. LSU

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#1052

Alabama's reign started with us, and it'll end with us. England isn't the only place that will be adjusting to a new King this weekend.

#1053
14 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

That’s just stupid. Put Bama Sucks or something but the overrated stuff before a game is just stupid.

 

#1055

Listened to a lot a previews for the Bama game. A Bama fan from New Jersey was concerned about crowd noise. He said Texas would have an advantage when on offense since one "would be able to hear a rat piss on cotton when Texas had the ball". Make his prediction happen you bunch of drunk assholes.

#1056
1 hour ago, Codaxx said:

Just an interesting fact. Bama has won 53 straight non-conference regular season games. The last team they lost to was ULM.. Advantage Texas 

what is that, Codaxx?

#1057

Our over a decade nightmare started with Alabama. Let's wake the fuck up tomorrow. 

#1058
42 minutes ago, Modessit said:

Alabama's reign started with us, and it'll end with us. England isn't the only place that will be adjusting to a new King this weekend.

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#1060
1 hour ago, Dilligas said:

So many players and memories, Lance Gunn, Brian Jones, Cash Bros! and many more

Lance Gunn was cool as hell. I met him in the players section of the Rickey record A&M game. He was cracking jokes the whole time.

#1063
1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 

the guy on the far left is the same kid that gained fame during basketballs season as hawaiian shirt guy, right?

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#1065
2 hours ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:

I liked this7d2b28801be9fe15a922f173004ff8dd.jpg

It's a longshot, but on the remote chance that this game tomorrow should happen to kick off a 9-1 run against them, I want to be the first to type the word Alabraska, because that's what I intend to call them if we win.

#1066
2 hours ago, Modessit said:

Alabama's reign started with us, and it'll end with us. England isn't the only place that will be adjusting to a new King this weekend.

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#1068

Ya know what grills my goat? I work with motherfuckers, motherfuckers from Texas, that actively root for a university of higher education outside of Texas. No family ties, no past living there.

 

It's bandwagon bullshit. The wheels will fall off. We've been loyal, and will continue to be loyal because we are Texans and we are Goddamned Longhorns. Our money has been at the top INSPITE of some downtrodden years.

 

What starts here will change the world.

#1070

Nobody, I mean literally no one is giving us a chance.  Fuck ‘em, let’s go shock the damn nation. Hook ‘em!

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#1071
3 hours ago, DanTheHorn said:

Listened to a lot a previews for the Bama game. A Bama fan from New Jersey was concerned about crowd noise. He said Texas would have an advantage when on offense since one "would be able to hear a rat piss on cotton when Texas had the ball". Make his prediction happen you bunch of drunk assholes.

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#1074
5 hours ago, Domedriver said:

It was my vote on The Austin Parks Board that approved the SRV statue to be placed on Lady Bird Lake, then known as Town Lake.  I also helped get it through council.  Sat next to Jimmy V at the dedication and he wore purple leather pants!  I asked him, Jimmy?  Where did you git those pants?  He said Texas!

So I say Texas is going to open a can of woop ass, in the Vaughan Brother’s words, “Don’t Mess With Texas!”

 

your exploits on sheer walls make you a surly legend.... but it IS and forever is Town Lake.   love me some lbj, love me some ladybird, but the word "former" is not accurate

SRVfuckingHOLLA

#1075
20 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

Ya know what grills my goat? I work with motherfuckers, motherfuckers from Texas, that actively root for a university of higher education outside of Texas. No family ties, no past living there.

 

It's bandwagon bullshit. The wheels will fall off. We've been loyal, and will continue to be loyal because we are Texans and we are Goddamned Longhorns. Our money has been at the top INSPITE of some downtrodden years.

 

What starts here will change the world.

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#1078

Almighty and most merciful Father, we humbly beseech Thee, of Thy great goodness, to restrain the bitchassedness of immoderate jizz jars, with which we have had to contend.

Grant us fair weather for tailgating.  Graciously hearken to us as Longhorns who call upon Thee that, armed with Thy power, we may compete from quarter to quarter, remain relevant at 130pm, and the proceed to crush the oppression and wickedness of Lord Saban, and establish Thy Justice among men and all nations. Except aggy.  Amen.

#1081
37 minutes ago, nycHorn said:

Jet lagged in Dublin. Ready to watch this game tonight.

Sort of still drunk in Porto. Same.

#1083

Well over a decade ago, the people of the Tide came to these playoff lands.  And they prospered.  In seasons regular and post.  In offense, defense, and in special teams.  
 

as of today…that success is a rumor.  It never happened.  

#1084

Idk who else here has dead taste buds, but I do. I don't mean any covid-19 bullshit. I can still taste things.

 

What I mean is things are not spicy enough. I recently received a bottle of "hot" sauce rated at 800k Scoville heat units, made with Carolina reapers and Trinidad scorpion peppers.

The point is, it doesn't fucking matter how shit-hot anyone across from you is. They aren't actually "all that" so go crush them like I did that weak ass sauce.

#1085
1 hour ago, nycHorn said:

Jet lagged in Dublin. Ready to watch this game tonight.

Well that is one way to make it a night game.

#1086

Kids really want to see if after the tv/online ads...anybody can tell me precisely where the Heisman House is this morning?  Or is it like a Krull thing where it moves each sunrise?  But they saw the mcmansion facade and thought it was "fancy", so they really want to see it before kickoff.  You can have all my rep for the rest of the weekend.  Thanks!  

#1087
2 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Bottle of wine deep in Maui almost bedtime. We global gents.

So I went through my old history books, it sounds like you are still in the US.

#1089
3 hours ago, nycHorn said:

Jet lagged in Dublin. Ready to watch this game tonight.

drink one of those original Dr. Peppers. that'll fix you up.

#1092
12 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Oh Mullet, don’t let us down!  Let’s do this shit!!!

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#1095

I hope the atmosphere is similar or better to when we were ranked #1 and just fucking dominated Missouri. That Eyes of Texas that rolled into Texas Fight before kick off was insane. 

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#1097

My old ass woke up with morning wood today, for the first time in years. Alabama should prepare for the fucking they are about to receive.

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