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  • Look, Georgia was supposed to murder us and we beat their ass. LSU was supposed to murder us, and we were in that game until the end. I expect us to show up well-prepared and unafraid.  Will

  • I'd just like to point out that the Longhorns are undefeated following the death of a British Monarch ... 1972 (King Henry VIII) 23-10 vs. Miami (FL) 1952 (King George VI) 35-14 vs. LSU

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12 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Oh yes, because the idea that we could keep this game within 21 is so dumb as to not even be worth responding to. Or saying that losing by 6 TD’s is actually completely possible but not remotely the most plausible outcome in this game is soooooo stupid. 
I conceded we could lose by 45. The fact that you can’t concede that’s it’s possible we keep the game within 2 or 3 scores says more about you than me. 

Lmao you conceded Texas could get blown out while calling me out personally for a "bitch made" and "needlessly pessimistic" prediction, and referring to that as a "10th percentile" probability. That's putting the likelihood of getting blown out by Bama on par with that of losing to UTSA. Don't try to recharacterize that when it can be read a few posts up.

Sure, Texas could compete and flirt with covering, or even cover by a few points. Even that requires a lot of assumptions and things going right, as alluded to before, but it could happen. That doesn't change the fact that nearly all available data points to getting boat raced as the base case, and certainly doesn't align with that being an extreme outlier. 





[emoji443] “one of the these things is not like the others” [emoji443]

aggy used Wydermeyer to abuse the fuck out of the Bama defense last fall.  Hopefully Sark, Ewers and Sanders have taken notes.  

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Fox's Big Noon Kickoff show will also be televised live from the Texas campus on Saturday. Matt, Reggie, Urban, the whole bit.


Bold strategy. Would be a shame if someone felt the need to troll the fuck out of him.  
 

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5 minutes ago, mdleast said:

 

 

 

 


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Will Urban be flying into Horseshoe Bay?

5 minutes ago, mdleast said:

 

 

 

 


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Too bad we can't have an old school WCW Triple Threat Match. Would love to see Galindo put through a table, Howard catch a Diamond Cutter and Urban just kicked in the nuts repeatedly.

I am a little surprised Fox is still running Urban out there.

1 minute ago, Brothahorn said:

Too bad we can't have an old school WCW Triple Threat Match. Would love to see Galindo put through a table, Howard catch a Diamond Cutter and Urban just kicked in the nuts repeatedly.

How about this guy just walk out and choke slam all three of them.

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16 minutes ago, mdleast said:

 

 

 

 


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I guess Surly should have been more specific with the "We need Urban on campus if we're going to beat Bama in 2022" takes.

One things for certain, I’m going to be blackout drunk by the second quarter 

2 hours ago, Bamboozled73 said:

Alabama’s last loss to Non power 5 was to ULM in 2007.  We have just defeated the same War Eagles last week.  Our only loss to Bama was in the 2010 national championship game. We all know how it has gone since that fateful day for both teams. The universe is realigning itself.   UT 38-Alabama 35 through a Auburn field goal.   

Believe it. 
 

 

That would be pretty bad ass for Alabama to lose on the last second to a guy named Auburn.

The thread, so far: Needlessly Pessimistic would be a good to very good band name.

31 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Too bad we can't have an old school WCW Triple Threat Match. Would love to see Galindo put through a table, Howard catch a Diamond Cutter and Urban just kicked in the nuts repeatedly.

Corso hits Herbstreet with the dementia bomb in a stunning heel turn. 

18 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

The thread, so far: Needlessly Pessimistic would be a good to very good band name.

Yeah if you're a bitch who makes shitty emo pop

HaHaHa😂😂😂😂😂😂

Sark just said,  "Did I say that or did you"

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13 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Yeah if you're a bitch who makes shitty emo pop

Nah. You need to be thinking David Allan Coe.

1 hour ago, Humble Beast said:

Will Urban be flying into Horseshoe Bay?

Can McDonalds have a special edition McRib for the occasion?

7 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Can McDonalds have a special edition McRib for the occasion?

Sure but it's only available at the Marble Falls location.

9 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Not a small dude 🤔

 

Yeah but he's never seen the likes of Jett Bush before. 

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12 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Not a small dude 🤔

 

Ovie is going to fuck that dude up 

3 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Yeah but he's never seen the likes of Jett Bush before. 

Tucker Dorsey should be able to stone that guy in the hole on a pull.. Easy day.. 

16 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Not a small dude 🤔

 

Jeebus

20 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Not a small dude 🤔

 

So the speculation is that Billingsley popped hot for roids but it happened prior to his transfer.  Seeing this picture remind me again where ole Jahleel came from?

2 hours ago, Fug said:

 

The Utah State team that hung 31 points at home against UConn? That Utah State team? 

14 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

You've got to think lucky. If you fall into a mudhole, check your back pocket - you might have caught a fish. ---- Darrell Royal

cdc doesn't have the balls to do it, but kit without names is FUCKING WORK CLOTHES

32 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Not a small dude 🤔

 

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I wanted to look at the Alabama defense so I watched this 10 minute highlight clip.  There isn't a single highlight of the Alabama defense or Utah state offense.  There are 3 total Utah State highlights.  One is a against the second team UA offense (intercepted Milroe).  The other is a blocked punt by Utah State.  Their best highlight is a sack of Young.

 

4 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

"We don't want any candy stripes on our uniforms. These are work clothes."

---- Darrell Royal  🤘

it is a good sign when steve dallas and admiral ackbar are instantly channeling the same reaction to a classic dkr quote

Bama's defense is legit. Their offense run game is suspect though. Looking forward to seeing the PK/GP chess match w/ BOB on third and longs.

4 minutes ago, Texas Flood said:

Bama's defense is legit. Their offense run game is suspect though. Looking forward to seeing the PK/GP chess match w/ BOB on third and longs.

Hell, I dont even need to the outcome of a 3rd and long play. If you tell me the data sample size is 5+ instances, then I’ll take that all day

DBU will feast on the flesh of Bryce Young like piranhas. Let's. Fucking. Go.

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4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

I am kind of expecting a bit of sort of momentary "prowess" shown ala OU last year.  Maybe not a big lead, but at least an illusion for a quarter or so that we can hang.

the fuck.  we didn't just have an illusion of competition.  we were well beyond a "momentary prowess"....  we were slitting their fucking throats until this:

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A one-legged TJ Finley had them on the ropes in the Iron Bowl.  If Auburn's running back had stayed in bounds and run clock, Bama loses that game.

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2 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

saban with some very complimentary things about Bijan, Worthy, and Quinn

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5 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

A one-legged TJ Finley had them on the ropes in the Iron Bowl.  If Auburn's running back had stayed in bounds and run clock, Bama loses that game.

The issue here is that Bama is ripe for a loss/poor showing usually further along in the season.  Things settle in, depth charts lock in a bit,Ithey lose a little focus, have some injuries, more things on tape etc and they sometimes get surprised.  This is the second week of the season with all eyes on this game.  Saban has lost 3 September games in his tenure at Bama.  2 in his first season in 2007 and 1 in 2015 to Ole Miss.  They will be focused and motivated.

15 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

the fuck.  we didn't just have an illusion of competition.  we were well beyond a "momentary prowess"....  we were slitting their fucking throats until this:

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We never got an explanation for this fuckery did we ? 

1 minute ago, BigHornedLurker said:

We never got an explanation for this fuckery did we ? 

Big 12, bro

4 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

The issue here is that Bama is ripe for a loss/poor showing usually further along in the season.  Things settle in, depth charts lock in a bit,Ithey lose a little focus, have some injuries, more things on tape etc and they sometimes get surprised.  This is the second week of the season with all eyes on this game.  Saban has lost 3 September games in his tenure at Bama.  2 in his first season in 2007 and 1 in 2015 to Ole Miss.  They will be focused and motivated.

If they were not focused for the Iron Bowl, then it's just an excuse.  That is their historic rival. I guess they were not focused when Zach CALZONE beat them.

2 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Nah. You need to be thinking David Allan Coe.


Fuck david allen coe. 

In case I wasn’t clear the first time: fuck david allen coe. Right in his ketch-like fat fucking face. 
 

 

9 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:


Fuck david allen coe. 

In case I wasn’t clear the first time: fuck david allen coe. Right in his ketch-like fat fucking face. 
 

 

What's with the DAC hate?

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