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6 hours ago, Ldogg53 said:

 


You fuckin whore.

 

I didn’t move here on lovely intentions 

9 hours ago, Mez2 said:

Got u, fam. 

I have 5, including the one(s) I'll give phil.

Do I know you? Not being a Richard, seeing how I can get to you if we know each other or mutual friends. If not, I'll drop in the mail. 

English please

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Trying to rally here at the house. The GF is in pain from last night. lol.

Y’all are gonna wanna come here to Kirby Ice House. The bartender/waitress is a smoke show 

10 minutes ago, Snacks said:

I will not be there.

Sounds about right. It’s as if you and Mez Don’t live here. 

15 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:


Sounds like just my type

Ha i literally thought of you as I sent that. 

Sounds about right. It’s as if you and Mez Don’t live here. 


I’m drinking with Mez right now.
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So apparently we hung out with Terry Puhl’s son. That was interesting. And he was drunk as fuck.

So apparently we hung out with Terry Puhl’s son. That was interesting. And he was drunk as fuck.

I got here about 30 minutes ago and he’s still here. I had to walk outside when he asked the entire bar who had ever bought into a poker game for $125 and cashed out with “35 Gs”.

 

 

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I got here about 30 minutes ago and he’s still here. I had to walk outside when he asked the entire bar who had ever bought into a poker game for $125 and cashed out with “35 Gs”.  
 
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We first encountered him around the 2nd inning and he was already smashed. By the time I left he was proclaiming his love for Phil and telling me I was a badass. I suspect Phil got #metoo-ed at some point.
1 hour ago, Ldogg53 said:

 Phil got #metoo-ed at some point.

 

Finally.

anyone watching tomorrow ?
 

McNelly left Phil and me in charge of picking a watch spot, and we totally shit the bed. We trailed off because we realized we were on the wrong side of the bar because the hot help wasn’t working our section. Open to suggestions as to where, I’d rather not do Ladybirds due to the fact that I’m superstitious.


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We first encountered him around the 2nd inning and he was already smashed. By the time I left he was proclaiming his love for Phil and telling me I was a badass. I suspect Phil got #metoo-ed at some point.

I kinda thought he was a bit of a fucktard. He grabbed my sunglasses off of my head, put them on, and said, “love these, thanks”.

I grabbed them back off of his face, and I think it upset him. All that said, he was wasted, so I guess the dude gets a pass.

 

Phil is definitely going to sell him a house.

 

 

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21 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Also Jenna is very single and her ex husband was 43. She is 29

She's fun.

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So it was decided between myself, Phil and Homesick that we'll be doing Kirby Ice House again.  The game went well yesterday so I don't want to shake things up. 

Let's do this shit!

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She's fun.

She’s seem even more batshit crazy than your average hot bartender though.

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So it was decided between myself, Phil and Homesick that we'll be doing Kirby Ice House again.  The game went well yesterday so I don't want to shake things up. 
Let's do this shit!

Doesn’t open until 2:00 per the interwebz
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23 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:


Doesn’t open until 2:00 per the interwebz

Furk.... OK.  Coming up with a new idea shortly. 

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OK.  Going out west.  Way west to a place called Triple Crown.  It's out at Westheimer/Hwy 6.  We have a friendly bartender there that will accommodate us apparently.

5 minutes ago, Snacks said:

Roll call... who's in this bitch before I leave my office?

Way too far out there

12 minutes ago, mycox said:

Way too far out there

I hope it’s close to Bucee’s Wharton 

Snacks and Ldogg have banned me from the bar. I stepped out to make a phone call and the home runs happened. I think I just saw The ball that Clemens hit fly over us in west Houston.


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Snacks and Ldogg have banned me from the bar. I stepped out to make a phone call and the home runs happened. I think I just saw The ball that Clemens hit fly over us in west Houston.


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Yea well you're kind of an asshole!!


Yea well you're kind of an asshole!!


All you just did was state a fact. I’m waiting for the punchline.


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i feel like shit.

Da fuck? How much more did you and McNelly drink?

Also, having game 1 of CWS be at 1pm on Father’s Day is a bit of a challenge. Trying to think of where to go with the kiddo where I can watch the game and she won’t lose her mind from boredom.
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It’s your day, not hers.

Yeah but if she get too bored and restless then it pretty much ruins my time. So it would be nice to avoid that.
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I may go to Cottonwood. Good beer. Decent food. Plenty of eye candy. Cornhole. And if they have Wi-Fi then all is going to be good.

While you people are watching the game on tv look for me in the stands.  I'll be the one wearing a burnt orange shirt and a UT hat.

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15 hours ago, Ldogg53 said:


Da fuck? How much more did you and McNelly drink?

Also, having game 1 of CWS be at 1pm on Father’s Day is a bit of a challenge. Trying to think of where to go with the kiddo where I can watch the game and she won’t lose her mind from boredom.

i drank a lot more, left TP, and drank some more... and all i had to eat that day was the chicken flautas... and the day before was squats+pullups+deadlifts+shrugs. yesterday really sucked until about 5:30p.

11 hours ago, Ldogg53 said:

I may go to Cottonwood. Good beer. Decent food. Plenty of eye candy. Cornhole. And if they have Wi-Fi then all is going to be good.

She's still going to get bored and make you go home (where there is more boredom, but her boredom.)

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