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Bama 42
Texas 28

Ewers 272

Bama: 56

Texas: 14

Ewers: 242 total yards; higher passing total, adjusted for sacks.

Bama: 45

Texas; 24

Ewers 234 total 211 passing 23 rushing 

38-34 Texas

QE 313 total yards. 

*Bijan is player of the game*

**Agiye plays and scores a TD**

***Fuck the brocks***

 

UT 34

Alabama 23

In a reverse Colt McCoy, Bryce Young leaves game up 14-0, UT then beats up Jalen Milroe, who never lives up to expectations.

Ewers combined yards 245

 

I was close last week. This week I have no idea of a possible score. I think Patterson has something up his sleeve for bama and the offense comes out with some concepts that will scheme our game breakers wide ass open.

Alabama 41

Texas 31

Tied heading to the 4th.

Ewers: 22-35 335 yds passing -25 rushing (310 total yards)

Texas 38 Bama 35

Ewers-265 total yards

 

Submitted from Dublin Ireland, but no I haven’t been drinking, yet. 
 

Edited by 927 E. 41st

Alabama 48, Texas 3

Ewers 116 total yards

UT 17

Bama 51

Ewers 193 total yards and his car gets towed again. 

Texas.   37

Sabans. 21

 

We knock out their starting qb in the first quarter but the shifty little bastards hang tough with an untested qb playing over his head. 
 

Bama is within three points with six minutes to play but we run away at the end. 
 

The End. 
 

\m/

 

P.S.  Nick Saban hates Jesus, puppies and blondes in jean shorts and cowboy boots. Fuck that guy. 

Bama - 38

Horns - 41 

QE - 309 APY

Only stayed one night in AL my whole life - 18 years ago, we stopped in Mobile on way to Orlando with the kiddos.  Was still getting the bags out of the car when the wife came out holding the 3 year old who had,  upon getting into the room,  promptly jumped on the bed, got pushed by older brother, and shattered his two front teeth on night stand.  He was wearing a chest full of blood, teeth and screaming like a banshee.  5 hours in ER for guy to tell us to go see a dentist.  Fuck Bama. LFG

Texas 38
Alabama 35

Shock The Nation Tour returns!

Sideshow Bob hits a 45-yd FG to win the game!

Ewers and Worthy find their rhythm. Ewers hits 313-yds total. (Sacks don't subtract, right?)

The Brazos river floods as aggy tears overwhelm the banks. Bama fails to make the playoffs and Saban retires rather than face Sark in the SEC. Jimbo burns aggy bridges trying to get the Bama job and ends up in Nebraska.

Gump - 38

Texas - 28

Ewers - 2fiddy

Texas: 33 
Bama: 30

 

Ewers with 271 combined yards.

Edited by Xcalibur

Texas 45

Gumps 38

Horns jump out to an early lead and have the gumps stunned as they hold the lead until late in the 4th when Bama ties it up. A late game drive to take the lead is halted with a UT interception leading to a 90 yard game winning drive.  Ewers has 425 combined yards.  Texags servers melt down and the FBI executes a search warrant resulting in chin pubes arrest for kiddy sheep porn.  College Station erupts in riots and the Dixie Chicken is burned to the ground.  The College Station police arrest both non football playing people of color claiming BLM is responsible for the riot.

Bama 49

Horns 27

Ewers 250 total yards

Texas 42

Bama 41

Ewers 318 yds 3 TD’s

Texas 47

Bama 41

Ewers 306 - 331 passing -25 rushing 

Bama - 42

Texas - 30

 

Ewers - 290 Total

42-24 Bama

Ewers - 235 total

Texas 45
Gumps 38
Horns jump out to an early lead and have the gumps stunned as they hold the lead until late in the 4th when Bama ties it up. A late game drive to take the lead is halted with a UT interception leading to a 90 yard game winning drive.  Ewers has 425 combined yards.  Texags servers melt down and the FBI executes a search warrant resulting in chin pubes arrest for kiddy sheep porn.  College Station erupts in riots and the Dixie Chicken is burned to the ground.  The College Station police arrest both non football playing people of color claiming BLM is responsible for the riot.

This seemed really unbelievable until the last sentence, but now I think I can see it.

Bama 49

Texas 17

Ewers 250 yards

Alabama 45

Texas 20

Ewers 260 total yards

Edited by txhorns

We are terrible, they should win convincingly. 😈

 

 

 

 

 

🤘Texas is due.🤘 Hook'em Horns!!!!

Alabama 45

Texas      21

Prop bet Ewers 376 total yards

Texas 39

Bama 38

Mullet with 338 total yards

we win on a kick by Auburn to beat Bama because of the irony.  But Auburn misses 2 extra points.  

Ewers- 245 yards

 

Alabama- 47

Texas - 20

 

Like an Alabama cousin/wife, it won’t be pretty. 

 

Bama -45

Texas -24 

Ewerr. 247 yards 2 Tds 2 picks 

28 TX (I won't/can't bet against TX, but its free money.)

27 Bama

Ewers 301 yards / 3 TDS

As much as I want to I just can't see us outright winning though I do think we'll keep it closer than most think.

Texas - 35

Alabama - 45

Quinn Ewers - 296 yards, 325 passing and -29 rushing.

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