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Is FSU supposed to be good this year?  They have sucked shit through a straw for like 5 years across 3 coaches.  LSU being only a 4 point favorite in Death Valley, at night, seems like free money.  What am I missing?

edit: Ok so its Superdome and not Tiger stadium...but still

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Superdome

Well, it's in New Orleans, so not quite Death Valley, and LSU kinda sucks, too?

go noles (vomits)  I mean go noles (vomits)

 

fuck lsu

I’m checking my asteroid tracking app to see if any might be on a direct path toward the Superdome. 

Interested to see how Brian Kelly's tenure starts at LSU. I don't think either team is very good this year, but I expect an LSU W.

I don’t care who wins but I feel I’m entitled to see Kelly’s face turn purple at least once and Norvell make at least one boneheaded call.

LSU, playing in New Orleans the day before a national holiday.  

What could possibly go wrong.

 

 

8 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

LSU, playing in New Orleans the day before a national holiday.  

What could possibly go wrong.

 

 

What am I missing here?

I'm watching ACC Huddle.

The dude on the far right--apparently a coach.  Who is he?

I'm mentioning because he's so monotone, and he kinda looks like Norm Macdonald.

 

3 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

the fun

 

Ah, I see.

From the mid 80's to the late 90's, I traveled to NO every single chance I got, and debauched myself in the Quarter to a degree sufficient for many lifetimes.  Had to get sober about 11 years ago, and I'm grateful for that, but there's an occasional moment when the thought of stumbling through the quarter or along the river at 3am, shirt somehow torn, missing a shoe, nasal/sinus passages on absolute fire, in the company of people I met within the previous 12 hours but have since come to know quite thoroughly in the biblical sense...

I do smile.  Because as you said, it was fun.

22 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

LSU, playing in New Orleans the day before a national holiday.  

What could possibly go wrong.

 

 

What am I missing?  

9 minutes ago, Augustus said:

I'm watching ACC Huddle.

The dude on the far right--apparently a coach.  Who is he?

I'm mentioning because he's so monotone, and he kinda looks like Norm Macdonald.

 

Referring to Mark Richt? 

10 minutes ago, Augustus said:

I'm watching ACC Huddle.

The dude on the far right--apparently a coach.  Who is he?

I'm mentioning because he's so monotone, and he kinda looks like Norm Macdonald.

 

I just realized it's Mark Richt.

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        T-I-G-E-R-S         TIGERSSSS       BITCH !!!

17 minutes ago, Augustus said:

What am I missing here?

 

3 minutes ago, FartingDreamer said:

What am I missing?  

 

 

 

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I'm going with FSU, they should be improved, which isn't hard to do. I'm wondering how any player on LSUs roster is going to grasp Kelly's playbook 

4 minutes ago, Dewey said:

I'm going with FSU, they should be improved, which isn't hard to do. I'm wondering how any player on LSUs roster is going to grasp Kelly's playbook 

LSU should be more talented/athletic across the board.  If Kelly is remotely competent, and his tenure at ND suggests he is, LSU should win easily.

Which likely means FSU will blow them up. 

But that's my prediction.  LSU going away.

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LSU is going to fuck these guys up. 

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It's THE easiest school to win at in the country. And BK knows what he's doing. 

My money is on Louisianny State.

 

I got in on FSU +4.5, so it's safe for the rest of you to bet your 401k's on LSU.

 

 

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Disclaimer: this is a joke and not actual betting or financial advice, you degenerates.

Of all the games this weekend…this is one of them.  

I do think BK is a really good coach (and an unrelenting asshole). Curious to see how quickly he can right the ship or if he's just such a big mismatch for LSU that it doesn't/can't work

The heart says go FSU, the brain says Swamp Kitty kicks the Noles while they're down and pours salt in the wound.

Don't know how long it will work but ...

 

54 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I don’t care who wins but I feel I’m entitled to see Kelly’s face turn purple at least once and Norvell make at least one boneheaded call.

He already looks purple to me 

Money on LSU so go tigahs, but an LSU loss serves us better.

Most of the tickets have been sold to FSU fwiw, and they’re traveling well. LOL to them showing up in NOLA only to find out it’s also decadence weekend there. 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

It's THE easiest school to win at in the country. And BK knows what he's doing. 

Agree. LSU os flooded with talent and Kelly can coach, FSU is getting pounded.

33 minutes ago, Augustus said:

Who's gonna win this one?

The one with the drunker fans.

You have one job, fool. 
And he's indoors!

What McElroy described as a good call looked like more of a chicken shit call to me 

8 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Why the shit does Louisiana get their own special kick off themed game?

It just means more, bro.

You'll get the secret handshake pretty soon.

Goddammit this fucker's gonna be a problem.

Didn’t know Noah Cain transferred there

What a fantastic football environment. Drunken Cajuns with a free day tomorrow to recover. 

1 minute ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Did FSU leave the defense at home?

No they just suck.

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