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Just now, 4th&Five said:

Or the play call at the goal line or playing prevent defense

I've been watching the abortion of a decision repeatedly since 1975.

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Badass! Also do people in the stands do the surrender Cobra on purpose now. It’s become lame. So lame it was mentioned in the broadcast. And there is nothing like College football. Nothing. So badass.

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

That was a fucking game

We got one more tomorrow.  Clemson and Georgia Tech close it out tomorrow night.

9 minutes ago, F250 said:

Brian Kelly in about 60 minutes.

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You have anything to declare?

Yeah, don't go to New Orleans.

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Badass! Also do people in the stands do the surrender Cobra on purpose now. It’s become lame. So lame it was mentioned in the broadcast. And there is nothing like College football. Nothing. So badass.

I mean it’s a normal human posture. It’s lame because it has a dumb name.

7 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

I can't wait to play Brian Kelly every fuckin year

The Texas Longhorns carry coach Charlie Strong off the field after they beat Notre Dame in double overtime on Sunday in Austin.

4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

@slorch assured me the CFB fan was losing all excitement because a shitty Oregon team got shit on by the defending national champion 

That was just code for “no one wants my suck ass university in their big boy football conference so CFB is boring and dead to me”

11 minutes ago, Horny04 said:

Hahaha that was awesome. Brian Kelly is such a prick!

Yeah. Fuck Brian Kelly.

2 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

We got one more tomorrow.  Clemson and Georgia Tech close it out tomorrow night.

That won’t be a fucking game but I may be on GT over 13.5

That was hilarious. I swear it looked as though some of those players were trying to throw the game. Could this game wind up being like Texas beating ND, where both teams ended up being shit?

I follow FSU in part because, like Nebraska, they are one of the few teams that have slipped in stature as much as Texas has over the past several seasons, and basking in their misery is therapeutic given how shitty the past dozen years have been. Anyway, their fans have not been very optimistic about the team’s prospects this season. They were feeling a bit better about this game as the week progressed, but I’m not sure exactly how much anybody should take away from it.

I felt bad for the kid who muffed the 2 punts so I was glad they got the ball back and scored at the end. Then I was extra glad when LSU missed the kick and lost, bc fuck LSU and Brian Kelly lol

48 minutes ago, FOXHOUND said:

Boutte is pronounced "boo-tay", not booty. 

Really? The announcers pronounced it “booty.” I figured they were just waiting to make a “booty call” pun after a big play.

Why doesn’t he use an accent over the ‘e’ like John does?

 

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

The Texas Longhorns carry coach Charlie Strong off the field after they beat Notre Dame in double overtime on Sunday in Austin.

Ironically…
 

Maybe this exercised some demons. 

The tigah post-game call-in should be gold, as will this week on that Cunt Finebaum's show with the rest of the secsec calling in to make fun of them.

5 minutes ago, SamMan said:

That was hilarious. I swear it looked as though some of those players were trying to throw the game. Could this game wind up being like Texas beating ND, where both teams ended up being shit?

I follow FSU in part because, like Nebraska, they are one of the few teams that have slipped in stature as much as Texas has over the past several seasons, and basking in their misery is therapeutic given how shitty the past dozen years have been. Anyway, their fans have not been very optimistic about the team’s prospects this season. They were feeling a bit better about this game as the week progressed, but I’m not sure exactly how much anybody should take away from it.

I think both teams are shit. FSU isn't back all of a sudden. 

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3 hours ago, FloridaHorn said:

Those are the worst ones. Tallahassee is like Oklahoma with palm trees.

Oklahoma with palm trees is more appropriate for Gainesville, not Tallahassee.

You can't throw a rock in any direction from UF's campus and NOT hit a meth lab.

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2 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Ironically…
 

Maybe this exercised some demons. 

Fuck that announcer in the goat ass. Piece of shit. 

Tonight is Exhibit A in the argument that two bad teams playing a close game is not the same as two good teams playing one.

Recorded game and just finished watching. That is some Cal PTSD right there.

4 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Ironically…
 

Maybe this exercised some demons. 

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9 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Really? The announcers pronounced it “booty.” I figured they were just waiting to make a “booty call” pun after a big play.

Why doesn’t he use an accent over the ‘e’ like John does?

 

If there's an accent on the e, it's boo-tay.  If there isn't an accent, it's boot.

It's never booty.

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

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All the CS era flashbacks should be an auto neg/day off 

Kelly just said they evaluated the kid and thought he could catch punts and made adjustments on kicking team and neither worked so the loss is on the coaches. Tom would have thrown his players under the bus ASAP. 

I’m pretty sure the LSU boards are calling for Brian Kelly’s head already.
And Daniels to be replaced.

I mean both coaches took turns trying to lose that game. Lucky for Norvell, it was Kelly's turn at the end. Grow some stones and go for 2.

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It’s on Twitter so take it with a BIG grain of salt but supposedly FSU band fired up Neck post game.

Great troll job if true.

18 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Really? The announcers pronounced it “booty.” I figured they were just waiting to make a “booty call” pun after a big play.

Why doesn’t he use an accent over the ‘e’ like John does?

 

All the Bouttes I know can't be assed to put the accent over the 'e' but still say Boo-tay.

 

Boutte should be an easy one lol, I can see mispronouncing Gobert (Go-burt instead of Go-bear) or my surname 'Simon' if a person isn't from SE Texas or southern Louisiana. 

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7-8 incredible games this weekend.
 
god college football is so much better than the nfl
7 to 8 games out of how many?? That's a very low percentage overall.

This game was nothing more than 2 subpar teams playing regarded football. Like the Dolphins playing the Jets.

College is just an appetizer for the NFL in terms of talent and entertainment.

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Utah - Florida
ECU - NC State
App State - UNC
Florida State - LSU
ND - Ohio State

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Backyard Brawl
Utah - Florida
ECU - NC State
App State - UNC
Florida State - LSU
ND - Ohio State
All bangers

I’d add UTSA hosting the Coogs.

Hook’em!
50 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You don’t quit on notre dame without pissing off some very highly placed people. 

The highly placed people fell off a scissor lift and died because of Brian Kelly. 

57 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

which side was this referring to? be honest

FSU. They were later bailed out by the blocked PAT, which was caused by their effort, so good for them. But the play call near the LSU goal of a pitch to a RB who was running toward the LOS, worried about getting hit in the mouth, that’s a dumb fucking play call.

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

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4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I would very much like to have him transfer to Texas. But who are we kidding. He us going to Bama.

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