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Am I the only one who would dial up way more trick plays than any team in the country ever has if I was given the keys to a team?

I'd likely end up fired, but it seems like the risk/reward calculus favors calling em.

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Just now, TommyGufano said:

Am I the only one who would dial up way more trick plays than any team in the country ever has if I was given the keys to a team?

I'd likely end up fired, but it seems like the risk/reward calculus favors calling em.

Hello Bryan Harsin

1 minute ago, JFKFC said:

 Poor people talking about poor people problems freaks me out. Please stop. If you talk about eating dog food straight out of the can I'm gonna freak out.

 

Okay that's it.  Time for a Rocko themed paystub competition.

9 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

an antenna isn't the worst idea in the world. Esp if ESPN's app isn't delivering on ABC games

If the game is on one of the broadcast networks then you’ll get a better picture from an antenna than you will over cable/satellite. 

1 minute ago, TommyGufano said:

Am I the only one who would dial up way more trick plays than any team in the country ever has if I was given the keys to a team?

You should do 23 and me.  Scott Frost may very well be your dad or your brother or maybe both If you come from deep in the pineywoods of East Texas.

2 minutes ago, Augustus said:

 

Okay that's it.  Time for a Rocko themed paystub competition.

  If you get a biweekly paystub you've already lost

1 minute ago, JFKFC said:

  If you get a biweekly paystub you've already lost

Well shit.

Is Brian Kelly still using that fake southern accent? I’m expecting him to sound like Mack by halftime 

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Just now, MrBig said:

Is Brian Kelly still using that fake southern accent? I’m expecting him to sound like Mack by halftime 

"Well Holly we knew coming in that FSU is a good football team and you gotta give them a ton of credit for the way they played in that first half"

Does LSU have running backs?

This a fun, fun game. Excellent crowd. Intensity on the field. Great athletes all over place.
 
4 minutes ago, Augustus said:

I thought B12 refs didn't call holding.

Texas isn’t playing. 

11 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Am I the only one who would dial up way more trick plays than any team in the country ever has if I was given the keys to a team?

I'd likely end up fired, but it seems like the risk/reward calculus favors calling em.

You’d get fired for losing a lot of games because you spent too much practice time on trick plays instead of your base offense. 

Just now, Wally Pryor said:
This a fun, fun game. Excellent crowd. Intensity on the field. Great athletes all over place.
 

I know.  Contrast the athleticism with what we saw last night.  

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Maybe they should spy this fucker 

Don't be every opposing team poster when VY was here.  

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

Does LSU have running backs?

It appears their job is to run routes with the receivers to give Daniels a chance to run the ball.

How is that not a flag?

At least a dozen times I've seen guys flagged for throwing their weight down onto the QB

Is it because he was scrambling and not defenseless?

3 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

You’d get fired for losing a lot of games because you spent too much practice time on trick plays instead of your base offense. 

Practice?  Man, we talking’ ‘bout practice.

Damn, special teams shitting the bed today

I feel my hatred of the Atlanta Braves bubbling to the surface for some reason

LOL.

Boutte, your chances of catching a TD pass go way up if you look back for the pass coming your way.

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Is that Wayne Brady? 

Just now, Augustus said:

LOL.

Boutte, your chances of catching a TD pass go way up if you look back for the pass coming your way.

That was some nonchalant shit

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Is that Wayne Brady? 

I'm Wayne Brady, bitch!!

1 minute ago, Texas Flood said:

Jared Verse was the biggest steal from the portal 

We actually offered, but it was pretty late after he entered the portal.

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

We actually offered, but it was pretty late after he entered the portal.

Which is almost as bad as not offering.  

Just your reminder Brian Kelly killed a video assistant at Notre Dame. Hope his fake ass sees no success at LSU. 

Did they not show a replay of the blocked fg? Or did I miss it?

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

No replay? Are we sure his knee wasn’t down when he caught that?

Maybe I’m nuts but I think they’re missing a bunch of replay opportunities 

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

I was told that LSU just reloads

They do, but they were just blanks.

1 minute ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Did they not show a replay of the blocked fg? Or did I miss it?  

Before the commercial break, but not after. 

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