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Current Vegas line shows Alabama favored by 5.2 million. Ok just kidding it’s only 20.

2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Press conferences are only fun after a loss. Mainly for the meltdown. 

I’m here for Sark being a little smarmy with the reporters he doesn’t like.

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Press conferences are only fun after a loss. Mainly for the meltdown. 

Viewership numbers and PC thread posts after losses are much higher

After a win:

”thought we did a lot of positive things”

”thought there was still a lot to work on”

 

summed it up so go Enjoy your Labor Day hot dogs.

You look at Alabama over there and it's just all about the tradition of maybe we beat them by 19/20 points depending on which sports book you go with. 

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Good thing about Sark is Alabama doesn't scare him to death.

Fuck Bill O Brian, I hope the Texas defense shows the fuck up for the first time in a decade.

According to my TV guide, it says 11:00

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Campus parking police when every game starts 

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According to my TV guide, it says 11:00

The official Texas sports website says 11:30 am today
Just now, bigup2dahorns said:


The official Texas sports website says 11:30 am today

Well something else is starting now, so I'm guessing that's correct

9 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Someone validate Sark's parking

And Ewers

9 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

According to my TV guide, it says 11:00

 

It's at 11:30a CT today...

While waiting, yah might be able watch a little more "Hart to Hart"  😋

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"You look at Alabama over there and they just scare you to death because you know that winning is hard."  (nervously sips water)

1 hour ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Press conferences are only fun after a loss. Mainly for the meltdown. 

I guess, for punishment gluttons

We need some Big Daddy Warbucks build our student athletes a fucking parking garage!  Put it under our new practice bubble!!  Fuck UT Parking Police!  They have been an issues since the Seventies!

They are running a feature on a parking enforcement officer on LHN right now. 

Just now, conVINCEd said:

They are running a feature on a parking enforcement officer on LHN right now. 

You mean a commercial? 

Kurt with the first bullshit question 

So is Alabama Mr. Sandman or Mike Tyson? Important questions being brought up at this PC

Calling out Chip for putting words in his mouth was pretty great.  Lol

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I’m here for Sark being a little smarmy with the reporters he doesn’t like.

Messed with FCB already today
2 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Calling out Chip for putting words in his mouth was pretty great.  Lol

 

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Bryce Young is a great kid from a great family eh? Ok I like our chances more now.

57 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

It's at 11:30a CT today...

While waiting, yah might be able watch a little more "Hart to Hart"  😋

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Wulaw has already anointed the official tvguide episode of this website

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28 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

They are running a feature on a parking enforcement officer on LHN right now. 

Pretty sure that guy is just the UT equivalent of the Union Wendy's guy. He ain't the guy hunting down player vehicles.

7 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Was that Taylor Titties asking the pointless question about the 2009:game?

They should rename their podcast the Fuck Chip Brown and Taylor Titties Show

1 hour ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

I saw "SMU" and assumed it was the '82 game. 

11 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I saw "SMU" and assumed it was the '82 game. 

#4

13 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

He's scared to death and giving us credit.

45 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I saw "SMU" and assumed it was the '82 game. 

That’s the game i had to climb into DKR to see due to my student tickets being suspended due to parking issues! 🤬

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