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Saban seems so bored and annoyed. It's almost like he's answered multiple versions of these questions for years now.

6 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Saban seems so bored and annoyed. It's almost like he's answered multiple versions of these questions for years now.

It’s Groundhog Day for him every year where he wins the title or finishes no worse than 3rd. Must be hellish. 

Thought it was interesting that Sark said his gameplan for Bama was done 3 months ago. Said Bama's gameplan for us was probably done a few months ago too.

It's nice to see that Bama's press corps is almost as stupid as ours.

Almost.

4 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

at least they mic their reporters. 

Yeah...  how fucking hard can be to mic our reporters so you actually hear the damn question.

2 hours ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

That's... actually a great analogy. "Here it is now hit it / here it is now stop it"

Like VY running the Pitman wheel route two plays in a row against OU. 

He diplomatically said our defense sucked last year. 

Didn’t have to be diplomatic about it. The defense did suck.
" userid="772"] Yeah...  how fucking hard can be to mic our reporters so you actually hear the damn question.

Considering who the reporters are, why would you want to hear them. It’s not like one of them is going to ask a meaningful or intelligent question.
3 hours ago, Domedriver said:

That’s the game i had to climb into DKR to see due to my student tickets being suspended due to parking issues! 🤬

Sir, please contact our office to resolve some seriously overdue parking fines.

Sincerely,

UTPD Parking Enforcement 

5 hours ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

I too was blackout drunk that day, Coach. *knucks*


Saban: Aw, fuck, they learned how to tackle. Redo the game plan!
57 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I too was blackout drunk that day, Coach. *knucks*

It kinda sounds like that was insinuated. An honest answer, and a guy that realizes he is in a much better place.

CHIEF

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

I too was blackout drunk that day, Coach. *knucks*

Sark, hours before the Texas/USC title game...

nicolas cage film GIF

He had just finished his first season at Washington.  It was probably a recruiting dead period....what the hell else ya gonna do.

Player availability 

 

6 hours ago, ztejas said:

That's... actually a great analogy. "Here it is now hit it / here it is now stop it"

Like VY running the Pitman wheel route two plays in a row against OU. 

I think Casey Studdard said he was telling the CU players what play was coming as he walked to the line in the Big 12 championship 

because it hasn't been posted for archiving purposes.

 

Edited by SDG

Did they put Hudson in front of the camera like this last year?

Did that magnificent bastard just call him "Kurt" at 5:28? Lol!

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