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1 hour ago, futureman said:

is that top secret? never heard of it. 

I’m pretty sure he said the Teddy Rosavelt.  But I drink a lot.  He got Covid quarantined in a hotel for months back in 20.  

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5 hours ago, Macanudo said:

At the 2:30 mark someone splits a pair of F-18s down the middle and goes into what looks like the beginning of a flat spin....    Hmmm......

 

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It's a Russian stealth fighter with vectored thrust engines.  It can do that on purpose.

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Hopefully this movie wasn't relying on Russia having a formidable military in real life. 

14 hours ago, futureman said:

is that top secret? never heard of it. 

He meant USS Rosa Parks

13 hours ago, Parliament said:

It's a Russian stealth fighter with vectored thrust engines.  It can do that on purpose.

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But can they really? 

14 hours ago, futureman said:

ok now who’s this guy?

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3 hours ago, Scary Stranger said:

But can they really? 

In a fictitious movie, yes.

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

In a fictitious movie, yes.

watch your mouth. nothing is in movie is fictitious.

it's been a long ass time since we had a summer blockbuster. this may be the movie that says, ok world, we are back to our regular programming.

i am going to watch this movie eleventy billion times. then i'm going to bask in the glory of America! Fuck yea.

14 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

it's been a long ass time since we had a summer blockbuster. this may be the movie that says, ok world, we are back to our regular programming.

i am going to watch this movie eleventy billion times. then i'm going to bask in the glory of America! Fuck yea.

Don't let your ego write a check your body can't cash.

On 4/20/2022 at 1:55 PM, Macanudo said:

Don't let your ego write a check your body can't cash.

Every time you post you're dangerous.

30 minutes ago, Augustus said:

Every time you post you're dangerous.

That's right, Augustus, I am dangerous!

20 minutes ago, BHMCruiser said:

this thread has potential

It's already long and distinguished. 

2 hours ago, miguelito said:

It's already long and distinguished. 

Yeah, well…so is my Johnson. 

1 minute ago, Kennythetiger said:

Go the gay way. 

Sorry. 
 

I’ll get the volleybaaaaaaaaallllllll y’all!

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I just noticed he's in the backseat of an F-14 here... WTF are Tomcats doing in this movie? 

I wonder if it's gonna be like a Battlestar Galactia thing where the old Vipers weren't vulnerable to the new Cylons' ability to shut them down remotely? So like there is some new "bad guy" technology that won't work on old Tomcats? Hmmm.

1 hour ago, oSuJeff97 said:

I just noticed he's in the backseat of an F-14 here... WTF are Tomcats doing in this movie? 

I wonder if it's gonna be like a Battlestar Galactia thing where the old Vipers weren't vulnerable to the new Cylons' ability to shut them down remotely? So like there is some new "bad guy" technology that won't work on old Tomcats? Hmmm.

1) The camera might be distorting the F18 wing sweep to look more F14-like.

2) You're overthinking this.

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Parliament’s correct. You don’t have time to think on here. If you think, you’re dead. 

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23 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Parliament’s correct. You don’t have time to think on here. If you think, you’re dead. 

God I love this board.

43 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Surly, you shake my nerves and you rattle my brain.

Surly, take me to IPIHB or lose me forever.

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4 hours ago, Parliament said:

1) The camera might be distorting the F18 wing sweep to look more F14-like.

2) You're overthinking this.

Could be, but I don’t think so.

It’s not just the wing sweep, it’s flat surface over the intakes. Also, the Super Hornet should have missile stations on the end of the wings, and that plane doesn’t.  

Also - look how close the missile stations on the left are to the fuselage. On the Hornet they should be further out on the wing. That’s indicative of a Tomcat to me.

I’m like 99% sure that’s a Tomcat.  I guess we’ll see here in a few months. :)

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3 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Could be, but I don’t think so.

It’s not just the wing sweep, it’s flat surface over the intakes. Also, the Super Hornet should have missile stations on the end of the wings, and that plane doesn’t.  

Also - look how close the missile stations on the left are to the fuselage. On the Hornet they should be further out on the wing. That’s indicative of a Tomcat to me.

I’m like 99% sure that’s a Tomcat.  I guess we’ll see here in a few months. :)

The Pentagon sees to it that Surly knows more than you.

I wish you guys would engage.

I will post when I am goddamn good and ready! you got that!?

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

I will post when I am goddamn good and ready! you got that!?

He can't get back in the saddle...won't engage

The simple fact is you feel responsible for these shit posts and you have a confidence problem. Now I’m not going to sit here and blow sunshine up your ass Brisket. A good poster is compelled to evaluate what’s happened and apply what he’s learned. In here, we gotta push it. That’s our job. It’s your option Brisket. All yours.

I see some real genius in your posting, @Amos Moses but I can't say that in the thread. I was afraid that everyone on the board would see right through me, and I just don't want anyone to know that I've fallen for you.

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I’m glad we got that straight.

Hey South Austin's Mom you big whore, 

Take me to bed or lose me forever.

The first movie literally changed the course of my life.  Interested to see which direction the sequel will send me. 

3 hours ago, Nivek said:

Hey South Austin's Mom you big whore, 

Take me to bed or lose me forever.

Show me the way home, honey /South Austin's Mom

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