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40 minutes ago, Buffsoldier said:

Admittedly, I have a problem with this movie from the word go, because there's nothing in the Navy inventory in which you can do Mach 2 with your hair on fire.

But will they have those special T-38 MIGs?

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How many Mavericks do you figure are in this movie?
On 8/22/2018 at 2:42 PM, atomheartbevo said:

 

The Navy pilots should have paid them for the first movie.

 

Fixed- I can only imagine the ass those guys pulled after the movie came out. probably went from banging 8's and 9's to only 10's. 

2 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Actually Tom would fit right in... most fighter pilots are short little dudes.

The Naval Academy occasionally turns out guys taller than Cruise.

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Maybe this will be a who didn't get caught by Tailhook story.

On 8/24/2018 at 3:46 PM, atomheartbevo said:

The Naval Academy occasionally turns out guys taller than Cruise.

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Don’t believe he was a pilot...er naval aviator.

Different branch, but chad hennings was an A-10 pilot before his NFL career. 

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40 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

chad hennings was an A-10 pilot before his NFL career. 

was he bigger than tom cruise?

44 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Don’t believe he was a pilot...er naval aviator.

Different branch, but chad hennings was an A-10 pilot before his NFL career. 

Engineer that inspected submarines being constructed, IIRC.

8 minutes ago, futureman said:

was he bigger than tom cruise?

He was as big as jack reacher is supposed to be. 

Wow, delayed for a year. Whoever screwed up is going to be flying a cargo plane of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong. 

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

Crashed and burned, huh Mav.

 

1 hour ago, crackamacgowski said:

Movie lost it, turned in its wings.

The pattern was full.

14 hours ago, futureman said:

was he bigger than tom cruise?

 

Hennings takes shits bigger than Tom Cruise. 

14 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

 

 


No, boys. There’s two “O”s in Oops.

 

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5 minutes ago, Wild Bill said:

 

Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash

This movie will be more than disappointing. I still will not miss it.

1 minute ago, HOOKEM4 said:

This movie will be more than disappointing. I still will not miss it.

Yep.  I'm in.  Dammit.

The only hope is that it’s so bad we can at least have a good laugh. 

I've given up on Cruise being in a terrible movie now.  Somehow the fucker just keeps on making entertaining as hell movies.  This one will probably be the same.

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20 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:

I've given up on Cruise being in a terrible movie now.  Somehow the fucker just keeps on making entertaining as hell movies.  This one will probably be the same.

This.

Dude's not making any Oscar-worthy stuff any more, but I can't think of the last movie he made that wasn't entertaining as hell.

I'm guessing Top Gun 2 will be no different.

9 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Dude's not making any Oscar-worthy stuff any more, but I can't think of the last movie he made that wasn't entertaining as hell.

teh mummie

1 minute ago, SwanderedTalent said:

teh mummie

Oh lol I forgot about that.  OK one not-entertaining-as-hell movie.

1 hour ago, HOOKEM4 said:

This movie will be more than disappointing. I still will not miss it.

Tony Scott will probably kill himself a second time after seeing it.

1 hour ago, HOOKEM4 said:

This movie will be more than disappointing. I still will not miss it.

+1

4 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Guess they are saving this for the movie?

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Is Val using the aging photo app?

11 minutes ago, Wild Bill said:

Is Val using the aging photo app?

He's morphing into Richard Nixon.

6 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

He was looking his age in the last Jack Reacharound flick.

This killed me about a year ago.

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