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Dallas Cowboys 2022 Regular Season Thread: Fuck Jerry Jones

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Kelvin Joseph seems like a guy that would score a 2 on the Wonderlich. 

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    oh STFU. 20+ posts about Jerry being a racist klan monster = pertinent, not off topic, definitely needs discussion here Parsons tweet on being pissed about a marine getting fucked over = GET

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  • I was there on the sidelines shooting the game. Great day for Emmitt, but the Cowboys pissed the game away.  The record breaking run.  

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#1 WR there.

20 minutes ago, slorch said:

am i dreaming or has Freddie Jones done multiple National Anthems this year?

 

I like it.

He’s done pretty much every single Dallas home game for about 7 or 8 years in a row.  

Kelvin Joseph seems like a guy that would score a 2 on the Wonderlich. 

You get a 4 for getting your name right. He is a bust. Terrible. Next stop XFL. Or a jail cell.

Good God how much has nbc got invested in fucking George Lopez? Now he’s in the crowd at the Cowboys game. Like he gives a shit. State troopers needs to escort his drugged ass to the state line. Take him to some shit hole like Antlers Oklahoma and they’ll take care of the problem.

Anthony Brown done for the season.

Maybe it’ll force teams to pass more than run now they the cowboys have very little depth at DB.

Ouch. Would rather have a badass cornerback over a WR that blew out an ACL 10 months ago.

Corners are needed in Dallas.

2 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Good God how much has nbc got invested in fucking George Lopez? Now he’s in the crowd at the Cowboys game. Like he gives a shit. State troopers needs to escort his drugged ass to the state line. Take him to some shit hole like Antlers Oklahoma and they’ll take care of the problem.

Isnt George Lopez the guy that got a kidney from his wife then cheated on her and divorced her? Piece of shit.

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Dak beat Minnesota 40-3. Mike White throws a pick and loses to that Vikings team. Cooper Rush also beat the Vikings. Dalton beat the Vikings.

Dak >>> Rush >>>> Dalton >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mike White

If we win out, and if the 7-4-1 Giants beat the Eagles next Sunday, do we get the edge in the tiebreakers? Seems I read that is the case - unless it comes down to head to head, which means we'd have to beat them by nine or more points. Can anyone confirm this?

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Very odd quote from Jerry. 

 

Sounds like Jerry's hedging. Beckham's coming off an injury, so Jerry will low ball him, suggest he'll have a shot at a SB if he goes with us.

I think Jerry is seeing a productive offense and no CBs. The TEs are helping out. We only need him for depth. That’s a lot of money for insurance. I bet obj goes to Buffalo.

Cowboys are looking too good this year to take a chance on destroying team chemistry with OBJ.

Ride the pony you got that's high tailing it.  

ESPN: 

The Cowboys have scored 199 points in their last five games, making it the most in that span within a single season in franchise history. Here are some numbers that display Dallas' dominance over Indianapolis:

54: The Cowboys' 54 points are the fifth most in a game in franchise history. They are the first team to score eight touchdowns against the Colts since the New England Patriots on Nov. 18, 2012.

33: They recorded 33 points in the fourth quarter, tied for the second-most points any team has scored in the fourth quarter of a game in NFL history. It is also the most points scored in any quarter in Cowboys history. 

Well shit, can OBJ play corner? We seem fine on pass catchers, but I guess he could either be healthy and great or provide depth if heaven forbid we need it. I just hope its not long term, give him a chance if he wants, maybe an option for next year. There's just no telling if he's healthy, if he's still effective, and if he's even in shape. Playoffs are in a month.

Approximately an hour before kickoff of the prime-time game between the Indianapolis Colts and Dallas Cowboys, a bettor in New Jersey placed a $97,309 bet on CeeDee Lamb to score the first touchdown of the game at 8-1 odds. The bettor won a net $778,472 when Lamb caught a pass on a crossing route at the Colts' 17-yard line and managed to avoid a tackle by landing on Indianapolis defensive back Rodney McLeod Jr., keeping his balance and scampering into the end zone for the game's first touchdown.

David Purdum always has good stuff:

https://www.espn.com/chalk/story/_/id/35186403/notable-bets-ohio-state-georgia-opening-line

 

 

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13 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Very odd quote from Jerry. 

 

"I could possibly do something uncomfortable with him."

That is a really strange way to say what he's saying.

Than again, he's an idiot.

And fuck the Cowboys for making me start to believe. I just know they will flame out again.

 

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And fuck the Cowboys for making me start to believe. I just know they will flame out again.
 
I might have gave in if they got that 1 seed. They aren't going anywhere as a 5 seed and having to win 3 road games in a row. Sucks they could be a 14 win 5 seed but they shouldn't have shit the bed against GB.

This was finally the year where there were no teams definitely better and you are scared to play come playoff time. But this franchise hasn't won a road playoff game since 1992.
42 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

And fuck the Cowboys for making me start to believe. I just know they will flame out again.

 

I aint buying it either, but its nice to have the phone not blow up regularly with people making the same tired and stupid jokes.

55 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

"I could possibly do something uncomfortable with him."

That is a really strange way to say what he's saying.

Than again, he's an idiot.

Make him go through the segregated entrance? 

Started thinking’s about it this morning and considering how things sit I’m good with giving players a bit of rest where we can, and start planning for top Wild Card seed. Tough to say, but honestly fuck putting anything on tape against the Eagles and let’s break their hearts in the playoffs instead of fucking around week 16. San Fran lost two QBs and it’ll be us or Philly now out of the NFC.

1 hour ago, Wally Pryor said:

Approximately an hour before kickoff of the prime-time game between the Indianapolis Colts and Dallas Cowboys, a bettor in New Jersey placed a $97,309 bet on CeeDee Lamb to score the first touchdown of the game at 8-1 odds. The bettor won a net $778,472 when Lamb caught a pass on a crossing route at the Colts' 17-yard line and managed to avoid a tackle by landing on Indianapolis defensive back Rodney McLeod Jr., keeping his balance and scampering into the end zone for the game's first touchdown.

David Purdum always has good stuff:

https://www.espn.com/chalk/story/_/id/35186403/notable-bets-ohio-state-georgia-opening-line

 

 

why $97,309 and not a clean $100k? Or $95k?  Odd bet.

 

I'm in and ready to be hurt. What is the point of cheering and following a team unless you want to get completely emotionally wrecked? LFG

On 12/2/2022 at 10:01 AM, Trey3216 said:

That photo tells me absolutely nothing.  Did Jerry just happen to be walking in that area and curious what all the kerfuffle was about?  Damn near looks like that according to his facial expression.  Doesn't look like he's angry or protesting shit.  Looks like he's looking on as one would nowadays with an iphone as a fight broke out in a bar taking video.  

 

Do I know that is what's going on?  Of course not.  Jerry could be a racist piece of shit.   He could also be an innocent bystander curious of the situation.  None of us will know.  What I do know is, if you listen or talk to any of the people that have played for his team, they would absolutely tell you he is not a racist piece of shit.  

How many black men has Jerry happily made into multi millionaires?

 

 

How many has Lebron James made into multi-millionaires?

On 12/4/2022 at 2:23 PM, Vic Mackey said:
On 12/4/2022 at 2:12 PM, SameSame said:
Philly looks to be holding serve

They aren't losing another game outside of us (maybe). We will be the 5 seed.

Defense travels, don't it?

3 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

"I could possibly do something uncomfortable with him."

 

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43 minutes ago, slorch said:

Defense travels, don't it?

We will see. It's hard to win road playoff games. Much less 3 in a row. It's been done but rarely.

More than likely as the 5 seed, the road would be Tampa and then Philly and Minnesota in whichever order. I think we are better than all 3 teams but all 3 would be on the road. 

Cowboys have been the #1-2 seed and then sharted themselves in a home game enough times that I really don't care about it anymore.

They will either lose the first game against the Bucs, or win 3 in a row on the road, 07 Giants style. 

 

I am dangerously close to getting sucked in to caring 

18 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Cowboys have been the #1-2 seed and then sharted themselves in a home game enough times that I really don't care about it anymore.

They will either lose the first game against the Bucs, or win 3 in a row on the road, 07 Giants style. 

 

2007 Giants did have one easy win / opponent in the bucs in the first round. Would the cowboys even get that?

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47 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I am dangerously close to getting sucked in to caring 

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On 12/4/2022 at 6:13 PM, futureman said:

tough loss for the jets but the golden arm of mike white gave them a fighting chance against the 2nd best team in the NFL, the 10-2 juggernaut minnesota vikings.  30+ completions for 360+ yards.  the kid is a phenom. 

mike white...King of the Empty Yards

3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

King of the Empty Yards

dak

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

I am dangerously close to getting sucked in to caring 

that first round nut shot is gonna hurt, dude. 

Those Tampa Bay and Green Bay losses are looking worse and worse by the week. If the Cowboys end up having to play every postseason game on the road, they certainly earned it with those two results.

13 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Those Tampa Bay and Green Bay losses are looking worse and worse by the week. If the Cowboys end up having to play every postseason game on the road, they certainly earned it with those two results.

Meh. It’s the NFL. 9-3 is a great record. 

Meh. It’s the NFL. 9-3 is a great record. 

This.

100% of teams have a few WTF games in the nfl sans 72 dolphins.
43 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Those Tampa Bay and Green Bay losses are looking worse and worse by the week. If the Cowboys end up having to play every postseason game on the road, they certainly earned it with those two results.

Annoying that nobody has really played Philly tough besides the commanders and colts.

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Annoying that nobody has really played Philly tough besides the commanders and colts.
We almost beat them with Cooper Rush throwing 3 picks. It should be much different later this month but it might not matter much. And this is all assuming we don't lose another game. Titans on the road will be tough
3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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don't really need him.  His clown persona might hurt team chemistry, be a distraction, and a net negative to the cause. Let him go.  Sign LJH! 

don't really need him.  His clown persona might hurt team chemistry, be a distraction, and a net negative to the cause. Let him go.  Sign LJH! 

OBJ would require a safety like 88 does now. It wouldn’t be fair with PAP and #20 in the backfield then running a wheel route.
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Have there been reports of when OBJ fully healed and what he’s done to get back in shape? It just feels too late for a guy coming off a major injury to make a difference, especially without being on a roster and having the trainers work them back into the field and their ability to absorb film and everything else that goes in while guys rehab while still on a roster.

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I don't think he's working out for the teams either from what Collinsworth was saying during the Sunday night broadcast.

OBJ will be a cancer.  Pass

1 hour ago, Horn80 said:

OBJ will be a cancer.  Pass

That’s what worries me. 

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