September 7, 20223 yr Author 19 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said: The OP did promise a biblical shitshow. Brisket’s Mexican Plate should be well percolating over Nova Scotia, you don’t want to know what happens over the Charlie-Gibbs Fracture Zone. I'd hope his pilot isn't taking a detour over NS on a direct flight from Austin. North Carolina may be in trouble, however.
September 7, 20223 yr 6 minutes ago, ztejas said: I'd hope his pilot isn't taking a detour over NS on a direct flight from Austin. North Carolina may be in trouble, however. Flat earther?
September 7, 20223 yr 9 minutes ago, ztejas said: I'd hope his pilot isn't taking a detour over NS on a direct flight from Austin. North Carolina may be in trouble, however. lulz.
September 8, 20223 yr Author 11 minutes ago, Your Mom said: Flat earther? 8 minutes ago, sidis said: lulz. Yeah I was just looking at a flat map - that isn't accurate at all. The straight line is actually considerably north of Nova Scotia. TIL Edited September 8, 20223 yr by ztejas
September 8, 20223 yr Some poor sap is in the row behind the flatulent Eeyore. Pray for that poor soul.
September 8, 20223 yr according to the interwebs, its saying the flight left the gate 6 mins ago god help those poor souls on board. the stench is gonna be epic Edited September 8, 20223 yr by AUS-97HORN
September 8, 20223 yr I tried to tell him, but his rationale was that given the flight duration and time change, it'd be like he went back in time and never ate the double-bean/double-pepper/double-sauce enchilada plate. "But brisket, London is +6 hours, not -6 hours. nevermind your colon doesn't know about time zones." to which he replied, "I have the worst fucking travel agent. And also, cramps."
September 8, 20223 yr 10 minutes ago, Deej said: Some poor sap is in the row behind the flatulent Eeyore. Pray for that poor soul. Watching Winnie the Pooh rt now with my soon to be 2 yr old, so Eeyore hits close to home.
September 8, 20223 yr 58 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said: The OP did promise a biblical shitshow. Brisket’s Mexican Plate should be well percolating over Nova Scotia, you don’t want to know what happens over the Charlie-Gibbs Fracture Zone. Just think what it’s going to do for the ozone layer over Greenland. Goodbye NYC, Miami, & New Orleans.
September 8, 20223 yr Can a Virgin toilet handle a full EYM plate? It may be outside of airline testing parameters.
September 8, 20223 yr 10 hours ago, ztejas said: Whatever it takes. it's like a dress rehearsal for F1 traffic
September 8, 20223 yr note to self, do not eat brunch at Enchiladas y Mas before heading out to USGP at COTA. Or shouldn't I?
September 8, 20223 yr 33 minutes ago, CooterBrown said: Can a Virgin toilet handle a full EYM plate? It may be outside of airline testing parameters. Hopefully when he has his headphones on, he remembers that those farts may be silent to him, but they aren’t to everyone else. I made that mistake once.
September 8, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, YGIFS said: note to self, do not eat brunch at Enchiladas y Mas before heading out to USGP at COTA. Or shouldn't I? Well EyM is now closed on Sundays, but we pretty much always have lunch at EyM before taking the RV out to COTA on Thursday before the USGP weekend.
September 8, 20223 yr 35 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said: Hopefully when he has his headphones on, he remembers that those farts may be silent to him, but they aren’t to everyone else. I made that mistake once. Plain clothes, "Excuse me fellow Passenger (looks at manifest), Mr. Brisket...is it? Sir, would you come with me please?" Brisket, "What's the big idea?" Air Marshal (revealing himself), "Sir, we've had some complaints about some potentially deadly fumes wafting from your row." Brisket, "It's just gas, I was asleep and wearing headphones. It's not a crime to have bad gas on an international flight from an enchilada plate, is it? I'm a lawyer, I know my rights!" Air Marshal, "Sir, that's what makes this so difficult."
September 8, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, YGIFS said: Plain clothes, "Excuse me fellow Passenger (looks at manifest), Mr. Brisket...is it? Sir, would you come with me please?" Brisket, "What's the big idea?" Air Marshal (revealing himself), "Sir, we've had some complaints about some potentially deadly fumes wafting from your row." Brisket, "It's just gas, I was asleep and wearing headphones. It's not a crime to have bad gas on an international flight from an enchilada plate, is it? I'm a lawyer, I know my rights!" Air Marshal, "Sir, that's what makes this so difficult." Yeah and if y'all thought taking off your shoes was a pain in the ass, imagine what TSA is going to make us do after Brisket commits an act of terror on an airplane bathroom on international flight.
September 8, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Trey3216 said: Watching Winnie the Pooh rt now with my soon to be 2 yr old, so Eeyore hits close to home.
September 8, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, Born to Run said: 6 hours ago, Brisketexan said: They have no idea. This is what the boy and I did for his going away lunch: I think this was covered under the Geneva Convention. It's certainly a Hippo violation. (hippo farting gif) Brisket “farting” while stretching his legs in the aisle right now the peeing might also be of concern to fellow travelers. Edited September 8, 20223 yr by Pato del Muerto
September 8, 20223 yr 11 minutes ago, Chet Steadman said: Maybe I missed something but we’re all fairly certain YGIFS is lobo, right? Huh? What would make you think that?
September 8, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Chet Steadman said: Maybe I missed something but we’re all fairly certain YGIFS is lobo, right?
September 8, 20223 yr All was well. I snuck my usual amount of farts out, while everyone was trying to sleep.Delay because ABIA shitshow, then a storm rolled in right as we were about to take off. Cost us another half hour, which makes us miss the early train to Glasgow.Upside: I will have an hour and a half to kill in a pub at Euston while we wait on the next train.Summary: I highly recommend EYM before you fly international.
September 8, 20223 yr Try the haggis enchiladas at Casa de Highlands Superiorrrrr in Glasgow. They are terrible but you need to get on the neuvo chic Scottish/TexMex culinary bandwagon before it leaves you behind.
September 8, 20223 yr 22 hours ago, Macanudo said: Is there ever something that happens that doesn't affect Brisket? 22 hours ago, YGIFS said: I think he managed to avoid the floods in Pakistan this past week. (checks notes)...Oh for fuck's sake, Brisket! Stop off at Waffle House on 71 21 hours ago, Ghost of LL said: There's some real justification behind this question. Fucking guy shows up to the UK and the same day, the country’s longest ever ruling monarch dies. just saying.
September 8, 20223 yr Yeah and if y'all thought taking off your shoes was a pain in the ass, imagine what TSA is going to make us do after Brisket commits an act of terror on an airplane bathroom on international flight.Imagine Brisket passing gas at the same time the guy a row behind him spontaneously combusts
September 8, 20223 yr This hits home because my last three main meals have been from a big pot of pozole with various burned peppers stirred into it. It tasted good going in, and it's actually holding up as long banana turds coming out, which it wants to do at 4AM the past couple of days. As Ben Franklin said: "Late to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and slightly dizzy from expelling everything from ear wax on down through his asshole at 4AM in the form of ropes thrown down the well."
September 8, 20223 yr Jesus Brisket? You have to go all Reggie Jackson with your enchilada farts? https://youtu.be/Tn4LQyKUQMk?t=150 Edited September 8, 20223 yr by Surly Bevo
September 8, 20223 yr Jesus Brisket? You have to go all Reggie Jackson with your enchilada farts?https://youtu.be/Tn4LQyKUQMk?t=150Do not doubt my dark, flatulent powers.
September 8, 20223 yr 7 hours ago, hookemATL said: Try the haggis enchiladas at Casa de Highlands Superiorrrrr in Glasgow. They are terrible but you need to get on the neuvo chic Scottish/TexMex culinary bandwagon before it leaves you behind. Dibs on Haggishladas for my new dish. Or restaurant idea. Or cocktail. Not sure yet. "Dos Haggishladas, extra fruit. And serve it up. Thank you bartender!" This could work. After we get Brisket back on extradition parole, of course.
September 8, 20223 yr If haggisladas isn’t on the state fair menu, brisket is gonna Dutch oven the whole lot of you.
September 8, 20223 yr Good on EYM for getting ahead of this with the rebrand to minimize liability for brisket’s actions on that flight
September 8, 20223 yr I’ve been constipated for two days, so this I afternoon went to Santiago’s on 620 for EL Dos combination plate.
September 9, 20223 yr 12 hours ago, Armybrat said: I’ve been constipated for two days, so this I afternoon went to Santiago’s on 620 for EL Dos combination plate. well...did it work?
September 9, 20223 yr Followed it up with this Scottish breakfast. Double black pudding. And yeah, couldn’t eat it all….
September 9, 20223 yr Author 22 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: Double black pudding. We all mourn in our own ways.
September 9, 20223 yr I never knew that a full English breakfast included beans. (breakfast at Hampton Court Palace)
September 9, 20223 yr Where is the haggis? Scotland breakfast and all.BTW. If you do take RBS notes to England they will look at it like its a ransom note but they are legal and accepted.
September 9, 20223 yr The Queen decided to die instead of having to deal with the smell that Brisket is going to unleash on the UK. They only thought they knew Mexican food.
September 9, 20223 yr My only experience with a full English breakfast was on a BA flight, so I’ll withhold judgment. That being said, I don’t think Brisket killed her. There is not enough compelling evidence, and I would need a little more to convict if I was on the jury. Now, if you told me he had a dozen deviled eggs as an appetizer in addition to the enchilada plate, I could get there.
September 9, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Armybrat said: I never knew that a full English breakfast included beans. (breakfast at Hampton Court Palace) That is an unnecessarily large amount.
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