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19 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

The OP did promise a biblical shitshow. Brisket’s Mexican Plate should be well percolating over Nova Scotia, you don’t want to know what happens over the Charlie-Gibbs Fracture Zone.

I'd hope his pilot isn't taking a detour over NS on a direct flight from Austin. North Carolina may be in trouble, however. 

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'd hope his pilot isn't taking a detour over NS on a direct flight from Austin. North Carolina may be in trouble, however. 

Flat earther? 

9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'd hope his pilot isn't taking a detour over NS on a direct flight from Austin. North Carolina may be in trouble, however. 

lulz.

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11 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

Flat earther? 

 

8 minutes ago, sidis said:

lulz.

Yeah I was just looking at a flat map - that isn't accurate at all. 

The straight line is actually considerably north of Nova Scotia. 

TIL

Edited by ztejas

Some poor sap is in the row behind the flatulent Eeyore. Pray for that poor soul. 

according to the interwebs, its saying the flight left the gate 6 mins ago

 

god help those poor souls on board. the stench is gonna be epic

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I tried to tell him, but his rationale was that given the flight duration and time change, it'd be like he went back in time and never ate the double-bean/double-pepper/double-sauce enchilada plate. 

"But brisket, London is +6 hours, not -6 hours.  nevermind your colon doesn't know about time zones." 

to which he replied, "I have the worst fucking travel agent.  And also, cramps."  

10 minutes ago, Deej said:

Some poor sap is in the row behind the flatulent Eeyore. Pray for that poor soul. 

Watching Winnie the Pooh rt now with my soon to be 2 yr old, so Eeyore hits close to home.  

58 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

The OP did promise a biblical shitshow. Brisket’s Mexican Plate should be well percolating over Nova Scotia, you don’t want to know what happens over the Charlie-Gibbs Fracture Zone.

Just think what it’s going to do for the ozone layer over Greenland.

Goodbye NYC, Miami, & New Orleans.

Can a Virgin toilet handle a full EYM plate? It may be outside of airline testing parameters.

10 hours ago, ztejas said:

Whatever it takes. 

 

it's like a dress rehearsal for F1 traffic

note to self, do not eat brunch at Enchiladas y Mas before heading out to USGP at COTA.  

Or shouldn't I?  

33 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Can a Virgin toilet handle a full EYM plate? It may be outside of airline testing parameters.

Hopefully when he has his headphones on, he remembers that those farts may be silent to him, but they aren’t to everyone else. I made that mistake once.

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

note to self, do not eat brunch at Enchiladas y Mas before heading out to USGP at COTA.  

Or shouldn't I?  

Well EyM is now closed on Sundays, but we pretty much always have lunch at EyM before taking the RV out to COTA on Thursday before the USGP weekend.  

 

35 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Hopefully when he has his headphones on, he remembers that those farts may be silent to him, but they aren’t to everyone else. I made that mistake once.

Plain clothes, "Excuse me fellow Passenger (looks at manifest), Mr. Brisket...is it?  Sir, would you come with me please?"

Brisket, "What's the big idea?"

Air Marshal (revealing himself), "Sir, we've had some complaints about some potentially deadly fumes wafting from your row."

Brisket, "It's just gas, I was asleep and wearing headphones.  It's not a crime to have bad gas on an international flight from an enchilada plate, is it?  I'm a lawyer, I know my rights!" 

Air Marshal, "Sir, that's what makes this so difficult."  

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Plain clothes, "Excuse me fellow Passenger (looks at manifest), Mr. Brisket...is it?  Sir, would you come with me please?"

Brisket, "What's the big idea?"

Air Marshal (revealing himself), "Sir, we've had some complaints about some potentially deadly fumes wafting from your row."

Brisket, "It's just gas, I was asleep and wearing headphones.  It's not a crime to have bad gas on an international flight from an enchilada plate, is it?  I'm a lawyer, I know my rights!" 

Air Marshal, "Sir, that's what makes this so difficult."  

Yeah and if y'all thought taking off your shoes was a pain in the ass, imagine what TSA is going to make us do after Brisket commits an act of terror on an airplane bathroom on international flight.

2 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Watching Winnie the Pooh rt now with my soon to be 2 yr old, so Eeyore hits close to home.  

 

4 hours ago, Born to Run said:
6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

They have no idea. This is what the boy and I did for his going away lunch:

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I think this was covered under the Geneva Convention. It's certainly a Hippo violation. (hippo farting gif)

Brisket “farting” while stretching his legs in the aisle right now

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the peeing might also be of concern to fellow travelers. 

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11 minutes ago, Chet Steadman said:

Maybe I missed something but we’re all fairly certain YGIFS is lobo, right?

Huh?  What would make you think that?

Hush. We are talking airports and enchiladas

1 hour ago, Chet Steadman said:

Maybe I missed something but we’re all fairly certain YGIFS is lobo, right?

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Everyone is asleep on the flight so brisket took his opportunity to be subtle…
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All was well. I snuck my usual amount of farts out, while everyone was trying to sleep.
Delay because ABIA shitshow, then a storm rolled in right as we were about to take off. Cost us another half hour, which makes us miss the early train to Glasgow.
Upside: I will have an hour and a half to kill in a pub at Euston while we wait on the next train.
Summary: I highly recommend EYM before you fly international.

Try the haggis enchiladas at Casa de Highlands Superiorrrrr in Glasgow. They are terrible but you need to get on the neuvo chic Scottish/TexMex culinary bandwagon before it leaves you behind. 
Starz Scotland GIF by Men in Kilts: A Roadtrip with Sam and Graham

22 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Is there ever something that happens that doesn't affect Brisket?

 

22 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I think he managed to avoid the floods in Pakistan this past week. 

(checks notes)...Oh for fuck's sake, Brisket!  Stop off at Waffle House on 71

 

21 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

There's some real justification behind this question.

Fucking guy shows up to the UK and the same day, the country’s longest ever ruling monarch dies. 

just saying. 

Yeah and if y'all thought taking off your shoes was a pain in the ass, imagine what TSA is going to make us do after Brisket commits an act of terror on an airplane bathroom on international flight.

Imagine Brisket passing gas at the same time the guy a row behind him spontaneously combusts

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This hits home because my last three main meals have been from a big pot of pozole with various burned peppers stirred into it. It tasted good going in, and it's actually holding up as long banana turds coming out, which it wants to do at 4AM the past couple of days.

As Ben Franklin said: "Late to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and slightly dizzy from expelling everything from ear wax on down through his asshole at 4AM in the form of ropes thrown down the well."

Damn, this thread went in the shitter.

7 hours ago, hookemATL said:

Try the haggis enchiladas at Casa de Highlands Superiorrrrr in Glasgow. They are terrible but you need to get on the neuvo chic Scottish/TexMex culinary bandwagon before it leaves you behind. 
Starz Scotland GIF by Men in Kilts: A Roadtrip with Sam and Graham

Dibs on Haggishladas for my new dish.  Or restaurant idea.  Or cocktail.  Not sure yet. 
 

"Dos Haggishladas, extra fruit.  And serve it up.  Thank you bartender!"  

This could work.  After we get Brisket back on extradition parole, of course.

If haggisladas isn’t on the state fair menu, brisket is gonna Dutch oven the whole lot of you.

Good on EYM for getting ahead of this with the rebrand to minimize liability for brisket’s actions on that flight 

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I’ve been constipated for two days, so this I afternoon went to Santiago’s on 620 for EL Dos combination plate.

12 hours ago, Armybrat said:

I’ve been constipated for two days, so this I afternoon went to Santiago’s on 620 for EL Dos combination plate.

well...did it work?

2 hours ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

well...did it work?

Like clockwork.

Followed it up with this Scottish breakfast. Double black pudding. And yeah, couldn’t eat it all….

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That looks okay but it's nobody's EyM.

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22 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Double black pudding.

We all mourn in our own ways. 

I never knew that a full English breakfast included beans. 
(breakfast at Hampton Court Palace)

 

 

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Where is the haggis? Scotland breakfast and all.

BTW. If you do take RBS notes to England they will look at it like its a ransom note but they are legal and accepted.

The Queen decided to die instead of having to deal with the smell that Brisket is going to unleash on the UK. They only thought they knew Mexican food.

My only experience with a full English breakfast was on a BA flight, so I’ll withhold judgment.

That being said, I don’t think Brisket killed her.  There is not enough compelling evidence, and I would need a little more to convict if I was on the jury.  Now, if you told me he had a dozen deviled eggs as an appetizer in addition to the enchilada plate, I could get there.

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

I never knew that a full English breakfast included beans. 
(breakfast at Hampton Court Palace)

 

 

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That is an unnecessarily large amount. 

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