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Eleventh anniversary of this beauty...post your favorite video of a coach losing his mind on camera

Be a dog...we don't need no cats!

 

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no contest.

(the cutaway to the player’s face at the 0:50 mark is fucking art. I mean the entire thing is art, but that shot kills me every time.)

Edited by Hank Chinaski

10 minutes ago, Earl Haffler said:

#obligatory

 

OK, Jimbo. LOL.

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3 hours ago, Tylerocks said:

Playoffs GIF - Jim Mora Playoffs GIFs

Classic, as is the Knight rant.  
 

 

Can't believe I'm a man, I'm 40 hasn't been posted.

 

 

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19 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

Was the guy at the end in the blue shirt the one that wrote the article?

I’m happy to report that I turned 40 last week and only one friend referenced the Gundy rant. Feels like a century ago.

10 hours ago, Earl Haffler said:

#obligatory

 

 

11 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

 

Nobody liked this one?

 

Iowa State folks remember bad B12 refs... 

 

Not a coach rant but seeing John L Smith upthread reminded me of this, maybe most classic radio rant ever

 

9 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Not a coach rant but seeing John L Smith upthread reminded me of this, maybe most classic radio rant ever

 

I was at the have that Valenti goes off on, and he is 1000% correct. It was a complete clusterfuck and the rant was totally on point.

4 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Not a coach rant but seeing John L Smith upthread reminded me of this, maybe most classic radio rant ever

 

“50% of this is on the players

50% is on the quarterback 

and 50% is on the coaches”

Perfection

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I tried.  

What what's wrong with coach Bo's rant? 

 

Dana Holgorsen is always coach rage gold. 

My absolute favorite: him going ape shit on the refs when we played WV in 2016. Shit had me dying of laughter. 

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20 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

no contest.

(the cutaway to the player’s face at the 0:50 mark is fucking art. I mean the entire thing is art, but that shot kills me every time.)

I’ve always loved the attempt to slam the swinging door at the beginning. So pissed off he forgot how that door worked. 

John Chaney trying to kill Coach Cal is pretty good.

"I'll kill ya!"

 

2 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

John Chaney trying to kill Coach Cal is pretty good.

"I'll kill ya!"

 

In all fairness, John Calipari seems like someone a guy would want to kill.

21 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

"Fuck us" is part of my normal lexicon.

10 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Not a coach rant but seeing John L Smith upthread reminded me of this, maybe most classic radio rant ever

 

When this happened, I was still in undergrad and it went immediately viral.  My buddies and I used to sit around and drink beer listening to this on repeat.

"MAKE PLAYS" peppered nearly every aspect of our lives.  Some spilled a beer in the living room?  MAKE PLAYS.  Someone fumbled a guaranteed piece of ass?  MAKE PLAYS.

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3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Dana Holgorsen is always coach rage gold. 

My absolute favorite: him going ape shit on the refs when we played WV in 2016. Shit had me dying of laughter. 

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Dude is hell on headsets! Maybe back off a little on the Red Bulls coach

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3 hours ago, RollLeft said:

 

Whooole lot of turnover from that team to this one...Coach Bo had a good point 

22 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Not a coach rant but seeing John L Smith upthread reminded me of this, maybe most classic radio rant ever

 

It's incredible. "You are the worst defensive coordinator EVER. EVVVEEERRR!! I would rather have HR Pufnstuf with Teddy Ruxpin as coaches than to have you in this booth for one more week! You're atrocious!"

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