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Might as well get this thread started. It appears Operation Unicorn is going down. Queen Elizabeth is under medical supervision 

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Didn't want to post this on the DT thread, but this photo always cracks me up:

Queen Elizabeth's Relationships With Every US President, Truman to Trump

6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Didn't want to post this on the DT thread, but this photo always cracks me up:

Queen Elizabeth's Relationships With Every US President, Truman to Trump

probably the only thing he ever did to respect tradition of the office

Any chance they disband the entire royal family once the queen kicks it? Please?

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lulz...his pants look like fucking JNCO's.

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7 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Any chance they disband the entire royal family once the queen kicks it? Please?

Most people hate Charles, so it wouldn't surprise me if he's the reason the monarchy goes bye bye. 

29 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Didn't want to post this on the DT thread, but this photo always cracks me up:

Queen Elizabeth's Relationships With Every US President, Truman to Trump

Hard pressed to imagine he’s invited to the funeral. Too much of a spectacle 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Hard pressed to imagine he’s invited to the funeral. Too much of a spectacle 

Trump isn’t welcome at weddings or funerals.

Unless the wedding is at Mar-a-Lago in which case he just barges in uninvited and helps himself to some cake.

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Most people hate Charles, so it wouldn't surprise me if he's the reason the monarchy goes bye bye. 


The queen is/was an amazing human being, who had two idiot sons. Takes a special kind of dumb to be scree up being horn into the royal family 

Was princess Diana going to be queen if not for the car accident?

1 minute ago, Voldemort86 said:

Was princess Diana going to be queen if not for the car accident?

They weren’t married anymore. 

3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

They weren’t married anymore. 

Well besides that! 

 

Y'all be careful out there on the internets today.

32 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


The queen is/was an amazing human being, who had two idiot sons. Takes a special kind of dumb to be scree up being horn into the royal family 

What about the third one?  And the daughter?

16 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Well besides that! 

That one was double stamped

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Didn't want to post this on the DT thread, but this photo always cracks me up:

Queen Elizabeth's Relationships With Every US President, Truman to Trump

The wrong monarch died.

1 hour ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

I believe the term is Wanker.

 

  • Neonmoon changed the title to King Charles is a bit of Wanker
Any chance they disband the entire royal family once the queen kicks it? Please?

I think it will happen.

QEII was an institution.

The British public don’t revere Charles. He’s still associated with wanting to be a tampon and ruining Diana. And they still HATE Camilla.

And William and Kate are boring ass, tone deaf mayonnaise who are rumored to be separated.

I think King Charles III will be the last British monarch.
13 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


I think it will happen.

QEII was an institution.

The British public don’t revere Charles. He’s still associated with wanting to be a tampon and ruining Diana. And they still HATE Camilla.

And William and Kate are boring ass, tone deaf mayonnaise who are rumored to be separated.

I think King Charles III will be the last British monarch.

I’d bet against that. The Brits love their monarchy. 

3 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I’d bet against that. The Brits love their monarchy. 

Support for the monarchy has steadily gone down the past decade. The Brits have less faith in Charles than Will. And the ruling party just chose an anti-monarchist as PM 

I could see it if Charles decides to glue that crown to his head and not give it to Will until he dies. 20-25 years of Charles III doesn’t bode well. 

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1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

Well, that and there’s also the fact that having a pretend monarch who doesn’t actually have authority is just tremendously silly and the only reasons for keeping it are tradition and out of respect for figures like Queen Elizabeth. 

And Charles isn’t a rallying figure like her. So yeah, he could be the end. 

King Chuck a bit of a wanker?

I strongly disagree. 

He's very much a large wanker.  :)

10 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Support for the monarchy has steadily gone down the past decade. The Brits have less faith in Charles than Will. And the ruling party just chose an anti-monarchist as PM 

I could see it if Charles decides to glue that crown to his head and not give it to Will until he dies. 20-25 years of Charles III doesn’t bode well. 

America will give up oil before the Brits give up the royalty. 

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33 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

And William and Kate are boring ass, tone deaf mayonnaise who are rumored to be separated. 

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 I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

5 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

 I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship! 

I'm a bit of a what now?

King Charles Spaniel Dog Breed Information | Purina

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49 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Well, that and there’s also the fact that having a pretend monarch who doesn’t actually have authority is just tremendously silly and the only reasons for keeping it are tradition and out of respect for figures like Queen Elizabeth. 

I think our most recent ex-President (not to mention Boris Johnson) are compelling arguments for having a separate head of state from the head of government. 

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

And William and Kate are boring ass, tone deaf mayonnaise who are rumored to be separated.

Wait, what??  

Just now, Native Horn said:

Wait, what??  

There was another rumor he likes to be pegged. 

48 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

 I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

 

42 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship! 

I TOLD you! We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune! We're taking turns to act as a sort of executive-officer-for-the-week, but all the decisions of that officer 'ave to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting--

Judging by his hands, I don’t think his reign will be long. image.thumb.jpeg.8a4b66ee4b3dc9f58979ff266ca46416.jpeg

Support for the monarchy has steadily gone down the past decade. The Brits have less faith in Charles than Will. And the ruling party just chose an anti-monarchist as PM 
I could see it if Charles decides to glue that crown to his head and not give it to Will until he dies. 20-25 years of Charles III doesn’t bode well. 

Too many tourism dollars are tied to the royal family. They’ll keep it propped up just for that aspect.

Do they still have to have a general election after the sovereign dies?  At least at one time, because the monarch was the authority that called Parliament, Parliament automatically dissolved when the monarch died and a new election had to be called.  But I think they got rid of that at some point.

If they did have to do a general election right now, then that's an absolute nightmare for the Tories.  

 

Anyhoo--I can't help but think this makes Scottish independence a lot more likely.  I think there were a lot of old Scots who kind of personally favored independence, but didn't want to betray the Queen, of whom the are very fond.

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

And William and Kate are boring ass, tone deaf mayonnaise who are rumored to be separated.
 

from what i understand, they are pretty fucking sexually liberated and quite a bit of fun to hang with...

42 minutes ago, Jatrain said:

Judging by his hands, I don’t think his reign will be long. image.thumb.jpeg.8a4b66ee4b3dc9f58979ff266ca46416.jpeg

I think that's called a full English.

2 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Anyhoo--I can't help but think this makes Scottish independence a lot more likely.  I think there were a lot of old Scots who kind of personally favored independence, but didn't want to betray the Queen, of whom the are very fond.

the economist in me says unlikely.  they may talk a big independence game...but economics rule the day.

the entirety of Scotland generates pretty close to the the same gdp as the austin metro area (~$200B) despite being four times the size.  the UK is 10x that.


Too many tourism dollars are tied to the royal family. They’ll keep it propped up just for that aspect.

The tourists don’t come for Charles and Camilla.

They come for the castles and the Tower and the history shit.

The tourist dollars will still flow with or without an actual monarch.

And I’m at work trying to make a deadline so I don’t have time now but I’ll come back later and fill y’all in on the gossip about Kate and Will.

15 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Do they still have to have a general election after the sovereign dies?  At least at one time, because the monarch was the authority that called Parliament, Parliament automatically dissolved when the monarch died and a new election had to be called.  But I think they got rid of that at some point.

If they did have to do a general election right now, then that's an absolute nightmare for the Tories.  

 

Anyhoo--I can't help but think this makes Scottish independence a lot more likely.  I think there were a lot of old Scots who kind of personally favored independence, but didn't want to betray the Queen, of whom the are very fond.

Nope no election 

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:


I think it will happen.

QEII was an institution.

The British public don’t revere Charles. He’s still associated with wanting to be a tampon and ruining Diana. And they still HATE Camilla.

And William and Kate are boring ass, tone deaf mayonnaise who are rumored to be separated.

I think King Charles III will be the last British monarch.

 

will william keep it in his pants and cut down on his hustling side snatch ?

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