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hahahahha. the goddamn memage online is outfuckingstanding

 

3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

 

What in the fuck did I just watch?

1 hour ago, TexasEd said:

 

Well versed in etiquette
Extraordinarily nice
She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind

Well done, Sir TexasEd.

Killer Queen

 
She keeps her Moët et Chandon
In her pretty cabinet
"Let them eat cake, " she says
Just like Marie Antoinette
A built-in remedy
For Khrushchev and Kennedy
At anytime an invitation
You can't decline
Caviar and cigarettes
Well versed in etiquette
Extraordinarily nice
She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
Recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try?
To avoid complications
She never kept the same address
In conversation
She spoke just like a baroness
Met a man from China
Went down to Geisha Minor
Then again incidentally
If you're that way inclined
Perfume came naturally from Paris (naturally)
For cars she couldn't care less
Fastidious and precise
She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
Drop of a hat she's as willing as
Playful as a pussy cat
Then momentarily out of action
Temporarily out of gas
To absolutely drive you wild, wild
She's out to get you
She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
Recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try?
You wanna try

i always thought it was cute how she never, ever was without her little old lady handbag. bet she never had anything more than lipstick, a compact, kleenex, and mints in there lol. reminded me of my grandma.

12 hours ago, mchookem said:

i always thought it was cute how she never, ever was without her little old lady handbag. bet she never had anything more than lipstick, a compact, kleenex, and mints in there lol. reminded me of my grandma.

bet there was a gun in there too

14 hours ago, Gap03 said:

What in the fuck did I just watch?

White people

.....wait, wut?

Edited by 'stache

BREAKING NEWS

HEAR YE, HEAR YE!  QUEEN ELIZABETH IS STILL DEAD!

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