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Haha...fuck Rodgers and the Packers. 

Kyler worth that money.

Romo..."maybe he couldn't see it? He's not 6'5"."

Lulz

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2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Man crush on Justin jefferson, full homo

We saw him outside a restaurant in mpls last year on their bye week and he was smoking a massive joint. Ha. He had about 40 people with him so maybe you can squeeze into his crew. 

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Houston playing for the tie like a bunch of pussies.
Yeah what they fuck was that about? It's not like they were backed way up. They were at the 50. And they are a bottom feeder team trying to build themselves back up. First year coach needs to go make a statement and pick up 3 yards to go win the game.

Can't wait to see how Minny loses this one. 

Damn, KC kicker with a busted ankle on his plant foot nails a 54 yarder at end of the half.

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1 hour ago, Pam Cummings said:
Houston playing for the tie like a bunch of pussies.

Yeah what they fuck was that about? It's not like they were backed way up. They were at the 50. And they are a bottom feeder team trying to build themselves back up. First year coach needs to go make a statement and pick up 3 yards to go win the game.

It's like you've never watched the Texans.

Butker limping to a kick
Romo with the "Daniel Larusso is gonna fight!" reference. Awesome.
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Damn, KC kicker with a busted ankle on his plant foot nails a 54 yarder at end of the half.

Take note, Card. 

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It's like you've never watched the Texans.
I really don't lol. I think Dallas did something similar to this when they played Houston a few years back.

Lulz Rodgers a26c7f3c5e4c6c72a1c4e8532cba6616.jpg

Can't wait to see how Minny loses this one. 

I’ve seen this film too many times to know this is a totally possible outcome
1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

why fucking punt it with 14 seconds left on the play clock when you dont have any TO and neither do they

I realize he's a punter and not a real football player, but someone....anyone....should have told him not to call for the snap until he saw :01 on the play clock.  Cost them the fucking game!

Giants with a bomb to tie up the Titans at 13 a piece. 

4 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Packers look awful 

I don't know anything about the Packers, but I saw a tweet from Mike Greenberg basically saying "I told you so" regarding the inability of even Aaron Rodgers to be successful on a team that devoid of weapons.

So I take that to mean Green Bay is going to have a bad season, which I'm delighted to hear.

I thought the Cards had a pretty good defense during Murray's first couple of years.

Have they lost some players or is it just the Kansas City effect?

Member GB and Aaron being dead and buried when the Saints massacred them in week 1 last year?  Cuz I member.  

Goddammit I see the Titans have let the Gints tie it up

1 minute ago, Augustus said:

I don't know anything about the Packers, but I saw a tweet from Mike Greenberg basically saying "I told you so" regarding the inability of even Aaron Rodgers to be successful on a team that devoid of weapons.

So I take that to mean Green Bay is going to have a bad season, which I'm delighted to hear.

Rodgers going to get killed this year if they continue to play like this.  Which I think is likely.

For as bad as GB has been they are now one Kirk Cousins away from this game becoming interesting.

What? Andy couldn't do the kicking himself?  He's got experience...

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KC could score 60-70 points today if they wanted to.

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The midget Kyler and his offense picking up right where they left off in their playoff game. Dogshit terrible. 

15 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

We’re going to lose

Nah this would be a special collapse even by your standards. 

Much better uni matchup at sofi than in zona.  

I think this coddling of starting vets 100% in preseason is not productive. Most of the teams that struggled today didn’t play their vets at all. In two or three weeks these teams should be playing better.

Packers are way worse than last years team that lost to the Saints. I think Vikes will be very good before they break their fans hearts in the playoffs
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"Johnnys and Joes"

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Arizona paid Kyler $3,546,153 per inch. 

Will Ferrell Lol GIF

Chargers OL getting abused. 

What's with the 20-20 games today?

Never mind.

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