September 10, 20223 yr Author 1 hour ago, Walte464 said: Investing in property. With cash ? 1 hour ago, Lhorn said: 120k seems like a pretty specific number. Are you “asking for a friend?” if you’re a cop, you have to tell us !
September 10, 20223 yr Not even enough for another position group. Would have to do a bunch of individual deals.
September 10, 20223 yr Popular Post Take half of it and spend it on a night with beautiful girls, a great steak dinner, good cigars and the finest Irish whiskey. Take the other half and blow it all on something stupid.
September 10, 20223 yr Plow it back into the market to make up for a small portion of my losses the last 6 months. 😎
September 10, 20223 yr 11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said: $120,000 cash falls in your lap. What are you doing with it ? Where did it fall from? Do I need to hide the body? Cover up evidence? How long do I got before I need to get outta town?
September 10, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Bullneck said: What do I do first? Look for a tracking device. This aspect of the question is more interesting to me than hashing out all of the "blow it/invest it" possibilities - especially given the relatively small amount of money, at least by hypothetical windfall standards. I think the smart play is to stash it in a fairly public location somehow (a bus/train station locker would be perfect, but those went the way of the dodo...), grab a different carrying container (the denomination of the bills will determine this issue - whether we're talking $1s or $100s matters here...), then finding some other semi-public location (back of a car in a busy parking garage? Single stall, locking bathroom in a hotel lobby or other business?) to unband and quickly flip through/shake out all the bills while putting it into the new container.
September 10, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said: Y’all don’t understand cash in today’s society. Go watch ‘Ozark’ An argument can be made that you don't understand today's society if you're citing Ozark for any reason.
September 10, 20223 yr Author 3 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said: An argument can be made that you don't understand today's society if you're citing Ozark for any reason. Go deposit $120k in your bank account, ‘over time’ and see what happens
September 10, 20223 yr 39 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said: Go deposit $120k in your bank account, ‘over time’ and see what happens When you could be earning 20% sitting on the beach.
September 11, 20223 yr I would renovate my house.... 120k will buy you a nice new kitchen.... or maybe other room renovations... and I would pay it out as cash payments to the contractor when they hit their completion goals. *after checking it to make sure there isnt an apple airtag or some other tracking device hidden in the bills.
September 11, 20223 yr Send it to my financial planner and know that my retirement income just went up and depending on what she says maybe plan on retiring in less than 3 1/2 years. Yea, I'm boring.
September 11, 20223 yr Car and student loan payment would do bye byeDeck and landscapingDeposit the rest
September 11, 20223 yr On 9/10/2022 at 12:54 AM, tx 3 putt said: With cash ? if you’re a cop, you have to tell us ! If this is a serious question, I’d find a Realestate market that this can be 25% down on 2-4 multifamily homes that are rent ready. If I had all the time, instead I’d buy run down ones and run the crews to renovate them, ReFi the cash out i made renovating, and do the next one.
September 11, 20223 yr Most of the ideas in here would get you the aforementioned Ozark-type attention from the Feds. Realistically all you can do is put it in the safe and trickle it out for the rest of your life. Pay for groceries and part of your vehicle trades. Do it inauspiciously, at least until after the cash is spent up.
September 11, 20223 yr If this is a serious question, I’d find a Realestate market that this can be 25% down on 2-4 multifamily homes that are rent ready. If I had all the time, instead I’d buy run down ones and run the crews to renovate them, ReFi the cash out i made renovating, and do the next one. If this is a serious answer, can you tell me where I can find 2-4 multifamily homes that are rent ready and $120k covers the down payment?
September 11, 20223 yr I’d tell my wife to come home right this minute and fuck me silly: Edited September 11, 20223 yr by troph
September 11, 20223 yr 9 minutes ago, SquishMitten said: If this is a serious answer, can you tell me where I can find 2-4 multifamily homes that are rent ready and $120k covers the down payment? If you can’t find a multifamily for $240k you’re not looking. Two would be no problem. Finding 4 would be tough, but might be doable depending on what part of the country you’re in (or how far away you’re willing to buy) Edited September 11, 20223 yr by UT_OB1
September 11, 20223 yr I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities...
September 11, 20223 yr Author 15 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said: I would renovate my house.... 120k will buy you a nice new kitchen.... or maybe other room renovations... and I would pay it out as cash payments to the contractor when they hit their completion goals. *after checking it to make sure there isnt an apple airtag or some other tracking device hidden in the bills. Home work / improvement would be easy, all those guys give a nice cash discount
September 12, 20223 yr I’d tell my wife to come home right this minute and fuck me silly:Wife hit a slot machine for $12k once. Got paid in Benjamin’s. Looked similar to that gif.
September 12, 20223 yr 11 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said: Hire some fellas to go talk to yesterday's refs. I think the term is paint their houses.
September 12, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, davidg said: Wife hit a slot machine for $12k once. Got paid in Benjamin’s. Looked similar to that gif. If you’re wife looks like Demi, then there are rules damnit.
September 12, 20223 yr Pay off my credit cards.I was in that back when I was 30. 20 grand. All good now. Only debt is my house.
September 12, 20223 yr On 9/9/2022 at 11:24 PM, tx 3 putt said: $120,000 cash falls in your lap. What are you doing with it ? putting into the company I just started
September 12, 20223 yr Put most of it into two 529s for my son and future second child. Use the rest to pay down by car note.
October 6, 20223 yr On 9/9/2022 at 11:27 PM, Lhorn said: Two chicks? pos rep emoticon for this being the first reply. Neg rep emoticon for not including a meme of Lawrence.
October 6, 20223 yr 1. clear the source liability 2. clear the tax liability 3. clear your bad idea liability 4. proceed there is a whole other world behind this one.
October 6, 20223 yr So what was the smart thing to do with 120k? invest or whatever? I was thinkin like a perv too.. but two top notch chicks in TJ only like $160 for 30mins.. so what am i gonna do with the remaining 50k?
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