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buy already rented ghetto home(s) anywhere.  shits cash income and generally not so much unusual maintenance if you can find one with an older person that has lived there for more than a couple of years. 

If you said anything other than "buying a donk"....then you are WRONG!

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Javier Bardem Movie GIF
 

First order of business get rid of this guy. 

On 9/10/2022 at 4:14 PM, tx 3 putt said:

Go deposit $120k in your bank account, ‘over time’ and see what happens 

Yeah I'm a banker and you could easily do that over a set period of time and nobody would notice. It's when you get the big bucks that continually roll in that you have problems.

I paid six dollars for the best massage of my life yesterday, so this thread hits close to home. 

2 hours ago, Call said:

Javier Bardem Movie GIF
 

First order of business get rid of this guy. 

Good luck with that. 

On 10/9/2022 at 12:45 PM, Doze said:

If you said anything other than "buying a donk"....then you are WRONG!

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this is my Donk - but $120,000 is only a down payment

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Don’t get me wrong, I’d be fuckin HYPE if I had 120k fall into my lap.  But the main thing that strikes me is that a 6 figure windfall wouldn’t materially change my life.  Wouldn’t add any major luxury or experience and wouldn’t change my retirement timeline/budget much if at all.  Inflation and lifestyle creep are motherfuckers.

On 9/11/2022 at 8:06 AM, troph said:

I’d tell my wife to come home right this minute and fuck me silly:

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Peak Demi vs peak Sharon Stone.

$120K is not enough for 2 chicks at the same time. Who do you pick?

12 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Peak Demi vs peak Sharon Stone.

$120K is not enough for 2 chicks at the same time. Who do you pick?

Demi all night long. Esp Ghost Demi omfg.

Redo floors, upstairs bath and do some landscaping projects in the back yard. Plan a family trip to Europe, and ditch the kids and take the wife to South Korea.

The boring answer is pay down loans, but I'm going to assume that will arouse suspicion, so going with the fun stuff.

21 hours ago, troph said:

Demi all night long. Esp Ghost Demi omfg.

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Tough choice. I usually like brunettes, but Sharon Stone in Casino was absolutely stunning.

On 10/13/2024 at 9:45 PM, troph said:

Demi all night long. Esp Ghost Demi omfg.

That was pre-bolt-ons and also in the days before women completely scalped their nether regions.  About Last Night is peak Demi, IMHO.

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