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  • The calls they made were because Alabama cheated. That's not the calls keeping us close, that's proper officiating. This argument from some people that you can't complain about the 10 crucial missed c

  • i am not hung up on the safety.  it was bad and hurt momentum but them punting from the back of the endzone was a big assist on the 3 points we got.  it was a complete fuckjob and total incompetence b

  • I gave Texas zero chance.  None. Nada. How gloriously wrong I was.  Gloriously. Sark, Card, Defense, Surly, whoever, I will sit here and happily wolf down whatever crow you place in front of

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Just now, Nivek said:

Of course they would.  Because to admit that a heisman runner up, record setting QB could be replaced by a guy that never played a game and still lead the team to score on them would be to admit they would have lost.   We were going to run them out of the building probably 55-12 if Colt had not been hurt.  

Saban was so fucking desperate, he went for a fake fucking punt on the first offensive series that went 3 and out... in our redzone. 

If he did that in today's CFB, there would be more than murmurs that he'd need to be put to pasture. 

Wouldn't have changed anything... GTFOH

I made the best breakfast tacos, my green sauce was fucking on point and I had pre game sex. I’m golden regardless. 

Stuck at my kid’s volleyball tournament with not enough cell strength to stream and no public wifi.

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You managed to post here. Have fun! Those can last until like 6-7 PM! We’ll watch football for you
7 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Let’s wipe our asses with their souls!

They don’t have souls

7 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Let’s wipe our asses with their souls!

They don’t have souls

Only 2 beers in so far and feeling like we’re gonna stuff that elephant trunk straight up their ass. Let’s fucking go!!!!

8 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

They don’t have souls

Point taken.

The eyes of Texas (and US) are upon this game, let’s go boys! Let’s give them a good showing

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Maybe we beat them by 20.5…

We are going to win

5 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Fuck them pendejos!! Horns up fuckers

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Already over 100 degrees on the field.  Texas Offense gotta sustain drives and stay on the field longer...  🤘

2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Terrell owens wearing a Bama sweatshirt on the field

hope he has a heat stroke

South endzone rocking 
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You’d think they’d unplug the TVs and force them out to their seats.
2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Already over 100 degrees on the field.  Texas Offense gotta sustain drives and stay on the field longer...  🤘

If we can do this and get a big play on special teams, we can send 'em home with their tails between their legs and ears down.

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5 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Terrell owens wearing a Bama sweatshirt on the field

Hey! He’s just supporting his alma mat… wait, no.  My bad.  He’s just a dick.  Fuck TO

Ball control is the recipe for success.

3-4 yards rushing on first down.

Short-intermediate passing game, work the seams.

Zero turnovers.

Very simple.

Let’s fucking go boys!  Bama about to get a reality check.  If those aggy fucks can beat them with calzone, then we definitely can.  Hook ‘em!! 

Went out in my front yard to see the flyover. Was like cooking an amazing brisket - low and slow, and a sight to behold.

Just now, Horn80 said:

Show Bevo!

Done!

🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

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Gonna be a lot of regrets after this:
Bama regretting coming to DKR
Bama fans making the trip
Voters not selecting Bijan for the Heisman
Vegas odd makers

Urban regretting anal blasting a woman not his wife

Does anyone have a good streaming link? The one I normally use is lagging hard.

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